Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[evenodds]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
One thing I'll still never understand is some of my friends who have ugly wives, yet the wife runs their lives. WTF?

That's a requirement to keeping him, I think.

My best friend married a woman with a great body, but a nasty disposition, so she is the ugliest person I know.

She calls him all the time when he is out because he knows how easily he can find someone better.

Even(everyone is waiting for the inevitable divorce)Odds

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And actually, from a liability perspective, I read Goldens I have a very high rate of biting people.

p(my dog only tried to attack all other dogs)j

Is the rate high because Goldens are so numerous?

That is, is a person more likely to be bitten by a Golden than by another breed of dog (which would be partially explained by popularity), or is a Golden more likely than another breed to bite a person?

If it's the latter, popularity may also be partly to blame because it fuels irresponsible breeding.

r(don't get me on my soapbox)p

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by evenodds
That's quite a low bar, isn't it?

These days, very much so.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whipped? Dude, if you get a chick who likes to party and will let you get as twisted as you want whenevr you like and still fuck you, the least you can do is clean the fuckin litterbox. I used to thank god for an attractive chick - after seeing the horrorshow wenches some of my friends married, I realize just how lucky it is to find a person who's laid back and isn't a fucking psycho. I'll deal with the litter.

One thing I'll still never understand is some of my friends who have ugly wives, yet the wife runs their lives. WTF? I always feel like saying "Hey, Commandant, have you checked the mirror lately? You're lucky you have him or anyone else offering you any physical contact other than a slap across the face or a boot in the ass. Consider yourself damn lucky and let him have another beer with his friends." And I'm sure this phenomenon works the same from the female perspective...

S(Its kinda like short guys who try to run things - shut up, midget)D

I knew I could get you to go off with just one word (even though I did have to post it twice). I was kidding, my feline feces fetching friend.

Some guys actually need to be bossed around. It's a personality trait and it's sad. I know a guy who only picks girls who will tell him exactly what to do all the time. Hotness is not that high on the list of qualities because they're subconciously looking for someone who will be good at running their lives.

But I'll tell you this: If there was a cat in my house, I wouldn't be touching any fucking kitty litter. I think most cats are a pain in the ass. It is rare when you have one who will actually come when you call it. And if only comes when it feels like it, what's the fucking point?

TM

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whipped? Dude, if you get a chick who likes to party and will let you get as twisted as you want whenevr you like and still fuck you, the least you can do is clean the fuckin litterbox. I used to thank god for an attractive chick - after seeing the horrorshow wenches some of my friends married, I realize just how lucky it is to find a person who's laid back and isn't a fucking psycho. I'll deal with the litter.

One thing I'll still never understand is some of my friends who have ugly wives, yet the wife runs their lives. WTF? I always feel like saying "Hey, Commandant, have you checked the mirror lately? You're lucky you have him or anyone else offering you any physical contact other than a slap across the face or a boot in the ass. Consider yourself damn lucky and let him have another beer with his friends." And I'm sure this phenomenon works the same from the female perspective...

S(Its kinda like short guys who try to run things - shut up, midget)D

Point 1 (yes you are off the ignore list): how long did you say you have been married?

Point 2: perhaps your friends have small dicks

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Gattigap
The degree to which the longevity is a "bonus" depends to a large part upon the individual cat.

You said it. The problems that plague geriatrics of all species (do I have to spell it out for you?) can be especially unpleasant in a creature that hides in places where it cannot be reached -- places far from the litter box, mind you -- and will come out only after you have fallen asleep.

r(and a fine good morning to you, too, mr. cat)p

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Couldn't agree more. Training is crucial. Rotties are a good example. They can be the sweetest dogs

Rotties and Dobies and Pit Bulls and German Shepard all fit into this category. We've been so conditioned that they are vicious breeds, when it is the training and socialization (or lack thereof) that causes them to be vicious.

Although I've found Dobies to be a bit aloof. They are definitely one-person dogs. Totally devoted to the Alpha in the household.

[SlaveNoMore]

Thurgreed
... I know a guy who only picks girls who will tell him exactly what to do all the time.

I know that guy too. He likes to write hip hop song parodies and we like to dis on his momma.

not7yS

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck... I forgot about border collies. Those dogs are cool as shit. I didn't know that's what you called those things. Fuck the Golden - I think I'll get a border collie.

You better have the time and a place to go RUN!! Border collies are great dogs, but they need lots of exercise and a job like herding kids, or sheep, or agility, or fly ball, or frisbee. If left to their own devices cooped up in a house all day, they can be quite destructive out of sheer boredom and frustration.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And if only comes when it feels like it, what's the fucking point?

TM

I only come when I feel like it - IMHO that's the fucking point.

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by dtb
My dog is a rottweiler, and she couldn't be sweeter...

The rottweiler is very submissive around small dogs (as if she doesn't want to frighten them). She crawls up to them on her stomach, chin to the sidewalk, all the while making whimpering sounds. However, when she sees a big dog, she can be quite terrifying. (Loud bark accompanied with frenzied lunging.)

She also thinks she's a lap dog...

Mostly, however, she just lies around.

My dog is part lab and part pit bull and the above edited quote is a pretty accurate description of her. She's strong as a horse but is very gentle with my daughter. Everyone in the neighborhood is terrified of her.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I knew I could get you to go off with just one word (even though I did have to post it twice). I was kidding, my feline feces fetching friend.

Some guys actually need to be bossed around. It's a personality trait and it's sad. I know a guy who only picks girls who will tell him exactly what to do all the time. Hotness is not that high on the list of qualities because they're subconciously looking for someone who will be good at running their lives.

But I'll tell you this: If there was a cat in my house, I wouldn't be touching any fucking kitty litter. I think most cats are a pain in the ass. It is rare when you have one who will actually come when you call it. And if only comes when it feels like it, what's the fucking point?

TM

Every cat I have ever had has come when I called it. Eiether you are abusing your cats, or you smell.

[evenodds]

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[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Every cat I have ever had has come when I called it.

This suggests to me that at least one of the following is true:

1. You were the sole feeder of each cat.

2. You kept each of your cats on a heavy psychotropic drug regimen.

3. "Every" cat here means one, relatively uncommon, cat.

4. We're talking about "cat" as some sort of euphemism, which I don't think I want to hear more about.

As an aside, I've found that cats are more inclined to approach people who actually don't like cats (and therefore ignore them, sparking the cat's curiosity) than those who wish to smother the cat with attention.

Gatti(I have two. They love me, largely because I feed them)gap

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Anne Elk A. Elk "And that is my theory"

Who is this? Is this really a new poster? He/she is breaking all the paradigms of new posters. S/he has not come in and posted long introductions, only to be ignored by eveyone, only to prompt him/her to whine about how eveyone is ignoring him or her, to which some gentle poster responds with the whole story about how this is a cocktail party and you need to mingle first blah blah blah. Alternatively, s/he has not come barging in with some outrageous post that alienates someone/everyone, causing everyone to pile on him/her with the most vitriolic of vitriols, in response to which s/he then post sixty thousand times a day, thus prompting a modified version of the cocktail party post blah blah blah. Anyway, I think you know what I am getting at. To my knowledge, none of the above has happened. So, is Anne Elk just a new name for an old poster? Have I missed the boat on this? If not, why are we not adhering to time-tested paradigms? I am pissed, and not in the good British sense of the word.