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[dtb]

So I watched the "dream" episode last night, and when Tony wakes up and is in bed with that guy, I asked my husband who the other guy was. He told me it was Carmine, who is dead, but not really.

WTF? I thought I'd seen all the shows, and I do not remember Carmine talking with the feds about what his deal is. My husband swears there was an episode that has Carmine talking to the feds, and that his death was faked.

So... who's on crack? My husband or I?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is so hot. Except that I'm mentally subbing myself in for RT and the position is a little different than in the fingercuff thing and it's not raouaoual and the Colt, it's random hot guys.

Was it somethin' I said or somethin' I did?
Did my words not come out right?
Tho' I tried not to hurt you
Tho' I tried
But I guess that's why they say
Every rose has its thorn

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Was it somethin' I said or somethin' I did?
Did my words not come out right?
Tho' I tried not to hurt you
Tho' I tried
But I guess that's why they say
Every rose has its thorn

Just like every COWBOY sings a sad, sad song . . .

I'm kinda mentally into the cowboy thing. Sorry, city boy.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
So I watched the "dream" episode last night, and when Tony wakes up and is in bed with that guy, I asked my husband who the other guy was. He told me it was Carmine, who is dead, but not really.

WTF? I thought I'd seen all the shows, and I do not remember Carmine talking with the feds about what his deal is. My husband swears there was an episode that has Carmine talking to the feds, and that his death was faked.

So... who's on crack? My husband or I?

so are you sure that it is an either/or scenario? my money is on both.

Ps. I don't watch the Sopranos.
Pps. Happy Friday.
Ppps. Is this the correct multiple Ps formatting? I'm a bit out of practice.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
So I watched the "dream" episode last night, and when Tony wakes up and is in bed with that guy, I asked my husband who the other guy was. He told me it was Carmine, who is dead, but not really.

WTF? I thought I'd seen all the shows, and I do not remember Carmine talking with the feds about what his deal is. My husband swears there was an episode that has Carmine talking to the feds, and that his death was faked.

So... who's on crack? My husband or I?

If you are on crack, so am I. The only person I recall talking to the feds (besides Adrianna) is Pussy. And as far as I know, Carmine is dead.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

-A New York insurance executive is suing a Manhattan strip club after a champagne-fuelled night of lap-dancing left him nursing a $28,000-dollar bill.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...le_us_lapdance

5 bottles of champagne for $16k? Sure, why not.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
-A New York insurance executive is suing a Manhattan strip club after a champagne-fuelled night of lap-dancing left him nursing a $28,000-dollar bill.

CFO at Swiss Re?

Sounds like an "occurrence" celebration to me.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You're a gay man again?

No. Pay attention. If I were a gay man, I would heart your penis. If I heart my own penis, that would make me you.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
-A New York insurance executive is suing a Manhattan strip club after a champagne-fuelled night of lap-dancing left him nursing a $28,000-dollar bill.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...le_us_lapdance

5 bottles of champagne for $16k? Sure, why not.

His (soon-to-be-ex) wife's gonna sue him for a hell of a lot more'n that. He should've kept his mouth shut. What a fucking idiot.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by purse junkie
His (soon-to-be-ex) wife's gonna sue him for a hell of a lot more'n that. He should've kept his mouth shut. What a fucking idiot.

Whoa, he's married? To a woman who isn't into strip clubs? You might be outing yourself with this inside info, missy.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...simmons/040521

My favorites:

Any time you see Hawaiian shirts on a movie poster, it's never a good sign.

All right, I'll say it: Ashley is much cuter than Mary-Kate.

Part of me can't wait for "The Sopranos" to wrap up, just so the kid who plays A.J. Soprano can finally go off the deep end and become the next Adam Rich.

Seriously, am I the only one who can't tell the difference between Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley?

Is there anything more jarring than a pregnant celeb who suddenly can't chainsmoke or dye their roots? Every Us Weekly photo of Kate Hudson in the past 12 months should have come with a warning label. (And yes, I read Us Weekly. I'm not ashamed to admit it. My favorite section is the "Stars: They're just like us!" section, when they show people getting coffee and pulling parking tickets out of their cars. Look, there's Alec Baldwin carrying a bag of groceries and an X-rated movie rental ... he's just like us! That kills me. I better shut up now.)

Wait a second ... isn't Fallujah one of Bruce and Demi's kids?

Can't you see Mark Cuban walking around the Mavs locker room after a game, asking differerent guys, "So, where are we going tonight?", and everyone hems and haws, and then Michael Finley finally says, "Um, I don't think we're going out, we're all pretty tired," and then Cuban says, "Well, if you change your mind, will you call me on my cell," and then Antoine Walker nods and says, "Yeah, we'll definitely call you," so Cuban says, "Cool" and leaves ... and then everyone cracks up when he leaves the room? This happens, right? Right?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by purse junkie
His (soon-to-be-ex) wife's gonna sue him for a hell of a lot more'n that. He should've kept his mouth shut. What a fucking idiot.

Where did you see the soon to be ex-wife stuff? Did I speed read the article too quickly? If he were my husband I'd be pissed about the charges, not about the celebration in a strip club. I don't think my attitude is all that far out in left field.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Where did you see the soon to be ex-wife stuff? Did I speed read the article too quickly? If he were my husband I'd be pissed about the charges, not about the celebration in a strip club. I don't think my attitude is all that far out in left field.

on another subject, that damn Collapse game was advertised on the page with the strip club story. Just when I was clean for a year from that addiction. I am now busy for the remainder of the afternoon. Hold my calls.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
His (soon-to-be-ex) wife's gonna sue him for a hell of a lot more'n that. He should've kept his mouth shut. What a fucking idiot.

Assuming that the CFO of Swiss Re makes a hell of a lot of money, and assuming that the CFO of Swiss Re just found out that his company doesn't have to shell out a hell of a lot more money, what the fuck is wrong with a several thousand dollar celebration? You'd leave your husband for springing for 5 bottles of champagne and a couple of lap dances? Is the issue that he should have poured the champagne into a glass of orange juice instead of the tall glass of water next to the pole?

I bet you're just as anti-stripper as Hank is.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Where did you see the soon to be ex-wife stuff? Did I speed read the article too quickly? If he were my husband I'd be pissed about the charges, not about the celebration in a strip club. I don't think my attitude is all that far out in left field.

I think PJ meant that the guy's wife would divorce him over the charges, not the strip club stuff. Clearly, nobody's getting divorced over that, or half the men I know would be divorced.