Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There's a bill in the Texas legislature that would filter some public wifi for whatever it is that the legislature thinks is bad (i.e. porn). Wifi is available at rest stops and state parks. Basically, they're trying to prohibit truckers from getting online porn at rest stops.

Someone finally explained the nature of radio waves to them, which led, of course, to the realization that those porn images are actually PASSING RIGHT THROUGH THEIR BODIES!!, which raised the age-old spectre of demonic possession. So, the good news is that the old bible stories are getting a fresh new face.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There's a bill in the Texas legislature that would filter some public wifi for whatever it is that the legislature thinks is bad (i.e. porn). Wifi is available at rest stops and state parks. Basically, they're trying to prohibit truckers from getting online porn at rest stops.

I guess they'll have to look to more traditional means at rest stops.

The state parks I could understand, but truck stops? Is the state of texas providing the access? If not, how can they, consistent with the first amendment, do anything? If Abba wants to stream her bedroom activities from her wifi hotspot, can she be stopped?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There's a bill in the Texas legislature that would filter some public wifi for whatever it is that the legislature thinks is bad (i.e. porn). Wifi is available at rest stops and state parks. Basically, they're trying to prohibit truckers from getting online porn at rest stops.

I guess they'll have to look to more traditional means at rest stops.

Assault weapons good; bumping uglies evil. What is with this fucking country? Why can't we get over the whole sex tabboo thing? I mean, really, its been going on for, well, forever. Everybody can do it. We all like it (well, most of us). Doing it generally doesn't hurt anybody (at least in comparison to all the other dangerous things we do to get our rocks off). I just don't get all the fucking hang ups.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Doesn't that put bilmore at like 120 or something? I would assume that the FB would have an age cutoff. If we don't get in any fresh blood before then, Coltrane may be the only person eligible for the post.

Whiff. That was my allegory for the RePRICKulousness of senior citizen popery.

but I think someone has a new avatar!!!

Bilmore has gone from Benny to BeneDICKtine.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The state parks I could understand, but truck stops? Is the state of texas providing the access? If not, how can they, consistent with the first amendment, do anything? If Abba wants to stream her bedroom activities from her wifi hotspot, can she be stopped?

The state's providing the wifi free, so it can do anything it wants with it.

And I don't think there really is a "wifi hotspot". If you keep your batteries fresh, it works everywhere.

Originally posted by bilmore
That's gonna leave you and me fighting for the same comfy chair over in the corner, you know.

Whiff. No chicks allowed. I will be visiting RP at the Branson Retirement Community/

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiff. No chicks allowed. I will be visiting RP at the Branson Retirement Community/

No, can't do Branson. I will need a beach to comb with my metal detector.

[Alex_de_Large]

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiff. No chicks allowed.

Whiff. I know.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...367_1113934431

Can someone opine why I 1) am not squicked like I was about the Trista/Ryan tv wedding and 2) would consider watching it? Why do I forgive Rob and Ambah the reality show sins of so many others? Why do I love Rob and Ambah? Is it because they seem to have a genuinely great relationship and seem to appreciate their fortunues? Is it bc they are so perfect for eachother? That they have the rare relationship that I might actually envy?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do I love Rob and Ambah?

Because there's a little masshole in all of us?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Because there's a little masshole in all of us?

Ew. Bite your tongue.

(most. obnoxious. accent. ever.)

[bold_n_brazen]

Your signature thing sucks. It's not funny. It's not novel. And it fucking moves.

Make it go away, please. I'll lick your eyeball if you do.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The state parks I could understand, but truck stops? Is the state of texas providing the access? If not, how can they, consistent with the first amendment, do anything? If Abba wants to stream her bedroom activities from her wifi hotspot, can she be stopped?

Publically owned rest stops, not privately owned truck stops.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Your signature thing sucks. It's not funny. It's not novel. And it fucking moves.

Make it go away, please. I'll lick your eyeball if you do.

Oooo, burn...