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06-21-2005, 04:09 PM
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#2311
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sperm is awful. Makes a mess of sex. And you can't even jerk off without making a goddamned mess. The body should be designed to come without ejaculation if you so choose. Life'd be so much easier.
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I think the mess is kind of fun. |
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06-21-2005, 04:09 PM
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#2312
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sperm is awful. Makes a mess of sex. And you can't even jerk off without making a goddamned mess. The body should be designed to come without ejaculation if you so choose. Life'd be so much easier.
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I actually like the feeling of it being deposited. Not messy at all. |
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06-21-2005, 04:10 PM
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#2313
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Wow. I knew you were Green Party, but I didn't know you took the whole "kill no living thing" mantra so literally.
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I want them to die, I just hate the taste of spermicide. Uh, or, if I ever had sex, I would think I would. And spermicide-coated condoms make the chances of getting a UTI higher, apparently, as I learned to my detriment a year or so ago.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 04:10 PM
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#2314
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I actually like the feeling of it being deposited. Not messy at all.
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We should totally have sex. Of course, we'll need a penis to join us.... |
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06-21-2005, 04:11 PM
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#2315
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sperm is awful. Makes a mess of sex. And you can't even jerk off without making a goddamned mess. The body should be designed to come without ejaculation if you so choose. Life'd be so much easier.
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Life is such a bitch, what with the messy sex, and all the other hardships. |
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06-21-2005, 04:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think the mess is kind of fun.
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Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
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06-21-2005, 04:13 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I want them to die, I just hate the taste of spermicide. Uh, or, if I ever had sex, I would think I would. And spermicide-coated condoms make the chances of getting a UTI higher, apparently, as I learned to my detriment a year or so ago.
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2. I much prefer the taste of sperm to spermicide. You'd think it'd come in flavors.
ET to clarify: The spermicide would come in flavors, not the sperm.
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06-21-2005, 04:13 PM
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#2318
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
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You need to see a doctor.
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06-21-2005, 04:14 PM
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#2319
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
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Sugar, guess what? We leak too. And god forbid, a sneeze... |
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06-21-2005, 04:16 PM
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#2320
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
We should totally have sex. Of course, we'll need a penis to join us....
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You forgot to type in the cute little (Hi PLF!) but I'll just read it as being there.
Hi!
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-21-2005, 04:18 PM
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#2321
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
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Alright, Sebby. You need to stop right about now, because this train is about to lead you to the "overrated=morning sex" depot and you may not go there. Talk to the hand. |
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06-21-2005, 04:19 PM
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#2322
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sugar, guess what? We leak too. And god forbid, a sneeze...
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That is so hot.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 04:20 PM
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#2323
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Alright, Sebby. You need to stop right about now, because this train is about to lead you to the "overrated=morning sex" depot and you may not go there. Talk to the hand.
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That's how he made the stain to start with.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 04:21 PM
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#2324
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
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It leaks? |
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06-21-2005, 04:22 PM
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#2325
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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She comes in colors everywhere.
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Alright, Sebby. You need to stop right about now, because this train is about to lead you to the "overrated=morning sex" depot and you may not go there. Talk to the hand.
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So to speak.
And, thanks to RT, "She's A Rainbow" by the Rolling Stones is now playing on my mental soundtrack. |
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