Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am seriously considering breast reduction surgery once we've decided not to have any more little Brazens...thoughts, comments, cheap shots?

Doesn't it leave a big ugly noticeable scar? Or have they now fixed that problem with the surgery?

Better to just embrace 'em IMHO.

[leagleaze]

1. What's the big deal about the birthday? Set something up with the friends and have the friends ask him, or she can just mention it or tell him its her birthday and she'd like to do something with him. Or just say hey dude, it's my birthday on so and so date, want to have dinner?

If she doesn't say it is her birthday and they stay together he'll probably remember later on that she went out with him on her birthday and didn't say it was her birthday. Or he'll ask her sometime soon, as all good boyfriends must, when is your birthday my heart of hearts so I can spoil you and, as a result, get blow jobs? I know I would (well except for the blow jobs part.) And she would say to me, well it was last week, you know, the night we went out. And I would think damn, that's fucked up.

2. What happens if you sleep in a whole bunch of different positions? I've woken up to find myself in virtually every one of these positions, though I seem to sleep on my stomach the most.

When I was a kid I frequently managed to turn myself upside down so my head ended up where my feet started the night, pillow and all.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Started to wear a bra to bed when I started breastfeeding.

Does the brazenette not want to eat unless he gets a striptease first?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Nope, just not capital "T" titted. When you get into the DD range (and I seem to recall some trouble in D too) pillow-top doesn't matter -- there isn't anywhere for the boobs to go and you are sleeping on lumps and it can be somewhat painful to that sensitive breast tissue. I have tried sleeping on my stomach with a pillow under me and it is still uncomfortable. Every woman I know with big 'uns (who I have asked about this) says the same thing. We all know what happens to your boobs when you lay on your back so ......

I'm not flat, and I don't have that much trouble sleeping on my stomach. Generally I'm on my side with my legs outstretched, and I'm clutching a pillow. One boob is definitely squished, which is probably why I like the pillow. The Displaced Dog and I have come to an agreement about who gets what parts of the bed. He's a reformed bed-hog, though sleeping arrangements will have to be revised in a few weeks when the Displaced Bitch joins the family.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Started to wear a bra to bed when I started breastfeeding. I HATE IT. The nuimber one reason to wean in my book it to go back to sleeping bra-less...well, that, and the possibility that I may be able to see my toes over my boobies once these things deflate...

I am seriously considering breast reduction surgery once we've decided not to have any more little Brazens...thoughts, comments, cheap shots?

Mine took a while to deflate (like, more than a week -- but that was before my transformation into the new-and-improved, non-OCD dtb), and I considered it too! My doctor said -- uh, why don't you wait at least 6 months, and if they still haven't deflated, we'll talk. I even called around to get names of plastic surgeons -- a long way of saying, I can relate. (They deflated eventually, for those of you desperately wanting to know the conclusion to this riveting tale...)

However, on a slightly different note, eveyone I know who has had breast reduction surgery (all non-pregnancy-related) says it is the best decision she ever made and would encourage anyone who thinks she might want it to go for it. (n.b. -- breastfeeding is difficult or impossible for those who have had the procedure). It's a frustrating problem for many gals with large hooters, who are "out of proportion" (in their view) to the rest of their bodies, as diet/exercise go only so far in reducing the size if that's what Mother Nature (or your own mother, I suppose) gave you. Of course, many guys dig that "out-of-proportionness", but I guess it just depends on whom you're trying to please -- yourself, or some hooter-obsessed pervs.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm not flat, and I don't have that much trouble sleeping on my stomach. Generally I'm on my side with my legs outstretched, and I'm clutching a pillow. One boob is definitely squished, which is probably why I like the pillow. The Displaced Dog and I have come to an agreement about who gets what parts of the bed. He's a reformed bed-hog, though sleeping arrangements will have to be revised in a few weeks when the Displaced Bitch joins the family.

Won't the Displaced Dog and the Displaced Bitch be craving some privacy? How romantic!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Doesn't it leave a big ugly noticeable scar? Or have they now fixed that problem with the surgery?

Better to just embrace 'em IMHO.

Check this out: http://www.cosmedical.com/bcm-breast-reduction.htm

spree: photos of some very ugly naked breasticles

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Started to wear a bra to bed when I started breastfeeding. I HATE IT.

Ditto. Too much work to quench a thirst. Let em be free and flowing!

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The nuimber one reason to wean in my book it to go back to sleeping bra-less

Not persuasive. Keep squirting.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am seriously considering breast reduction surgery once we've decided not to have any more little Brazens...thoughts, comments, cheap shots?

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Except for my kayaking problems.

I didn't know you had kayaking problems. Unless you have no kayak, which would be a problem. Well, only when you are out in the middle of the river with your paddles and your life vest and your dry bag and all of a sudden you realized, whoops, no kayak. That would suck, and it would definitely be a kayaking problem.

I did mention I'm drugged up right? Just checking.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by dtb
Of course, many guys dig that "out-of-proportionness", but I guess it just depends on whom you're trying to please -- yourself, or some hooter-obsessed pervs.

Big Boobies are Mother Nature's answer to the Big Gulp. Don't mess with Mother Nature!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Does the brazenette not want to eat unless he gets a striptease first?

To pick up on barely's theme, this reminds me of the "are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?" episode.

But this is the FB, so in context ... NTTAWWT.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm occasionally a starfish, freefaller and a log.

When you're there, I sleep lengthwise
And when you're gone
I sleep diagonal in my bed.

I'm either starfish or sideways. Sometimes after a night of partying I'll sleep on my back, but I have to be really knocked out for that position to be comfortable.

S(and I hated "Rift")D

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
(blush) it is your kind, easygoing logness that takes me from being a shy sensitive fetalist to my real, brash freefall self. The one night stand people never get to see this side. Or didnt back in the day, or wouldnt if I did such a thing.

Hopefully, during the course of the night I'll have you in a few more positions...

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Won't the Displaced Dog and the Displaced Bitch be craving some privacy? How romantic!

The Displaced Bitch is only seven weeks old, so she'll need a chaperone for a while.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Displaced Bitch is only seven weeks old, so she'll need a chaperone for a while.

A new puppy! Yay! Congratulations.