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06-21-2005, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
It leaks?
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Only when it sneezes. Or coughs.
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06-21-2005, 05:24 PM
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#2327
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
It leaks?
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AFTER? Before, maybe. After is just fucked up. I don't think that's normal.
If I were to have the sex, I would be a fan of condoms (esp for morning/daytime) because then there's no leaking issue on my part.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Treed
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. I much prefer the taste of sperm to spermicide. You'd think it'd come in flavors.
ET to clarify: The spermicide would come in flavors, not the sperm.
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06-21-2005, 05:25 PM
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#2329
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Alright, Sebby. You need to stop right about now, because this train is about to lead you to the "overrated=morning sex" depot and you may not go there. Talk to the hand.
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What exactly does "talk to the hand" mean? Is the hand supposed to be like a stop sign and you are saying "stop"? I thought it was a general kinda fuck off?
If I threw in a couple of random capitals and omitted the swear, this post could be written by SPanky. |
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06-21-2005, 05:25 PM
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#2330
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Iron Steve
Only when it sneezes. Or coughs.
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Yours can do both? What's the difference?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 05:26 PM
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#2331
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
What exactly does "talk to the hand" mean? Is the hand supposed to be like a stop sign and you are saying "stop"? I thought it was a general kinda fuck off?
If I threw in a couple of random capitals and omitted the swear, this post could be written by SPanky.
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You would have to omit all question marks as well.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 05:26 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
What exactly does "talk to the hand" mean? Is the hand supposed to be like a stop sign and you are saying "stop"? I thought it was a general kinda fuck off?
If I threw in a couple of random capitals and omitted the swear, this post could be written by SPanky.
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Spanky doesn't know what talk the the hand means either. |
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06-21-2005, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think the mess is kind of fun.
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It's great for a woman's complexion.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 05:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's great for a woman's complexion.
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nice for sunburn.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 05:27 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
AFTER? Before, maybe. After is just fucked up. I don't think that's normal.
If I were to have the sex, I would be a fan of condoms (esp for morning/daytime) because then there's no leaking issue on my part.
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You could just have him come on your tits instead. Just trying to be helpful.
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06-21-2005, 05:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You could just have him come on your tits instead. Just trying to be helpful.
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That's where the "good for sunburn" comes (ha) in. But I like variety.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 05:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I actually like the feeling of it being deposited. Not messy at all.
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Did you skip the pull-and-pray HS sex?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 05:32 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did you skip the pull-and-pray HS sex?
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Yes. I did not have sex until I was 22. |
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06-21-2005, 05:32 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
nice for sunburn.
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Really? Hmm. Someone may need to come over tonight. My rack itches.
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06-21-2005, 05:33 PM
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did you skip the pull-and-pray HS sex?
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Pull-and-pray is HS sex?!?!? |
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