Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Enough.

TM

Why would you Fu a PJ, but not this JRUSS sock?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Last spring I met a woman who proudly announced to me that her son still breastfed even though he was almost 3. <<<shiver>>>

WARNING: We can either move this topic along or I can start posting about my kids etc.

Come on. Make my day.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why would you Fu a PJ, but not this JRUSS sock?

Piecow, if it somehow allows you retain your razor thin grip on what you think is sanity to believe that every poster who offends you in some warped way is the venerable JRUSS go ahead and believe that. Unless of course, I work with JRUSS and he is buying me dinner at BeDuCi in payment for getting you all riled up.

Either which way, indulge in your fantasies and delusions, but watch those burritos, as your eventual straight jacket will be no friend to your cottage cheesed ass and belly. As for me, I’ve got a bet to collect some dinner on and some milky breasticles waiting for my after dinner drinks.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Last spring I met a woman who proudly announced to me that her son still breastfed even though he was almost 3. <<<shiver>>>

Why, oh why oh why, do some people just feel compelled to "proudly" tell you things that any sane person with a smidgen of dignity would know enough to keep private? I mean, jesus christ in a hand cart. I don't care if you're breast feeding, or why, or how long. (I certainly don't want to see a demonstration, either. Lots of bodily functions are perfectly natural and even beautiful to some, yet still not appropriate in public.) Just let me coo "what a darling baby!" and be done with it before your graphic description of the labor and birth make me change my mind. I don't care that your boyfriend and you had really hot sex just before this party. I don't want to know about your hot flashes, your gastric problems, or that Prozac has made you impotent. I don't want to know that you are in therapy to resolve your issues with your mother. I don't want to hear about your personal relationship with Jesus - I am willing to take it on faith that the two of you are very happy together. It is safe to presume that I don't want to hear what you think about that idiot Anne Coulter or that ass Terry McAuliffe.

Some people really need to stick to the old safe topics of the weather, sports, and the arts. Or, since they seem to have the discretion of children, they need to learn to be seen and not heard.

[Replaced_Texan]

FYI, etc. I find the Yoplait whipped, orange creme yogurt to be quite tasty.

Resume spatting

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
FYI, etc. I find the Yoplait whipped, orange creme yogurt to be quite tasty.

Resume spatting

And gf remarked last night that the espn mnf pregame show is kind of like The View for men. I think she may be right.

[pantaloonie]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Why, oh why oh why, do some people just feel compelled to "proudly" tell you things that any sane person with a smidgen of dignity would know enough to keep private? I mean, jesus christ in a hand cart. I don't care if you're breast feeding, or why, or how long. (I certainly don't want to see a demonstration, either. Lots of bodily functions are perfectly natural and even beautiful to some, yet still not appropriate in public.) Just let me coo "what a darling baby!" and be done with it before your graphic description of the labor and birth make me change my mind. I don't care that your boyfriend and you had really hot sex just before this party. I don't want to know about your hot flashes, your gastric problems, or that Prozac has made you impotent. I don't want to know that you are in therapy to resolve your issues with your mother. I don't want to hear about your personal relationship with Jesus - I am willing to take it on faith that the two of you are very happy together. It is safe to presume that I don't want to hear what you think about that idiot Anne Coulter or that ass Terry McAuliffe.

Some people really need to stick to the old safe topics of the weather, sports, and the arts. Or, since they seem to have the discretion of children, they need to learn to be seen and not heard.

BORING!~

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Why, oh why oh why, do some people just feel compelled to "proudly" tell you things that any sane person with a smidgen of dignity would know enough to keep private? I mean, jesus christ in a hand cart. I don't care if you're breast feeding, or why, or how long. (I certainly don't want to see a demonstration, either. Lots of bodily functions are perfectly natural and even beautiful to some, yet still not appropriate in public.) Just let me coo "what a darling baby!" and be done with it before your graphic description of the labor and birth make me change my mind. I don't care that your boyfriend and you had really hot sex just before this party. I don't want to know about your hot flashes, your gastric problems, or that Prozac has made you impotent. I don't want to know that you are in therapy to resolve your issues with your mother. I don't want to hear about your personal relationship with Jesus - I am willing to take it on faith that the two of you are very happy together. It is safe to presume that I don't want to hear what you think about that idiot Anne Coulter or that ass Terry McAuliffe.

Some people really need to stick to the old safe topics of the weather, sports, and the arts. Or, since they seem to have the discretion of children, they need to learn to be seen and not heard.

And I have no interest in anyone's shoes, either. Or reality TV. I mean, get a life.

Hey, many of these are topics a lot of us would like to talk about (you're going to get a lot of complaints if you don't want anyone on this board talking about hot sex), but it's just a question of when. Two lactating mom's talking about dripping breasts is natural (done on the lawyer's w/ kids board all the time - don't tell LL), but a broad discussion of dripping breasts is generally less appreciated. And on that hot sex topic - I'm happy to hear it on this board, much less happy when it's my father talking.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Why, oh why oh why, do some people just feel compelled to "proudly" tell you things that any sane person with a smidgen of dignity would know enough to keep private? I mean, jesus christ in a hand cart. I don't care if you're breast feeding, or why, or how long. (I certainly don't want to see a demonstration, either. Lots of bodily functions are perfectly natural and even beautiful to some, yet still not appropriate in public.) Just let me coo "what a darling baby!" and be done with it before your graphic description of the labor and birth make me change my mind. I don't care that your boyfriend and you had really hot sex just before this party. I don't want to know about your hot flashes, your gastric problems, or that Prozac has made you impotent. I don't want to know that you are in therapy to resolve your issues with your mother. I don't want to hear about your personal relationship with Jesus - I am willing to take it on faith that the two of you are very happy together. It is safe to presume that I don't want to hear what you think about that idiot Anne Coulter or that ass Terry McAuliffe.

Some people really need to stick to the old safe topics of the weather, sports, and the arts. Or, since they seem to have the discretion of children, they need to learn to be seen and not heard.

Well... there really isn't too much interesting to discuss these days. If I hear another story about Queer Eye or the Eagles' horrible season I'm going to puke. That's why I drink heavily at parties -- it makes the banal alleged witticisms of those enamored with their self-perceived ability to offer witty banter palatable. I just stand there, sip my Knob Creek and smile, thinking "God, the dumb bitch probably bought that stupid outfit because she saw it on sex and the City" or "Yeh, please tell me more about how Donovan should run more... like the Birds ever had a fucking chance to win the Super Bowl." Or best yet, someone can talk to me about their dreams or something they saw on MTV or reality television. People in general blow... 1 in 5 crack me up, but the other four are killing my liver...

S(at least lactation is titilating in a strange sense... gross, but at least amusing)D

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Two lactating mom's talking about dripping breasts is natural

This is probably the single most unappealing phrase I have ever read.

Now I could really, really use a good shot of whiskey. Before I pass out from the imagery.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well... there really isn't too much interesting to discuss these days. If I hear another story about Queer Eye or the Eagles' horrible season I'm going to puke. That's why I drink heavily at parties -- it makes the banal alleged witticisms of those enamored with their self-perceived ability to offer witty banter palatable. I just stand there, sip my Knob Creek and smile, thinking "God, the dumb bitch probably bought that stupid outfit because she saw it on sex and the City" or "Yeh, please tell me more about how Donovan should run more... like the Birds ever had a fucking chance to win the Super Bowl." Or best yet, someone can talk to me about their dreams or something they saw on MTV or reality television. People in general blow... 1 in 5 crack me up, but the other four are killing my liver...

S(at least lactation is titilating in a strange sense... gross, but at least amusing)D

And yet, not amusing.

And I like the fact that the Eagles are 0-2, merely because Donovan was the #1 ranked quarterback in the fantasy leagues (not that I drafted him) and it just goes to show you - you need more that just a really good quarterback. Like, how about guys who can catch?

And if you're bored at parties, have you ever seen the guy in the corner smiling for no reason? YOu should look into whatever that guy's got and ask him to sell you some.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well... there really isn't too much interesting to discuss these days. If I hear another story about Queer Eye or the Eagles' horrible season I'm going to puke. That's why I drink heavily at parties -- it makes the banal alleged witticisms of those enamored with their self-perceived ability to offer witty banter palatable. I just stand there, sip my Knob Creek and smile, thinking "God, the dumb bitch probably bought that stupid outfit because she saw it on sex and the City" or "Yeh, please tell me more about how Donovan should run more... like the Birds ever had a fucking chance to win the Super Bowl." Or best yet, someone can talk to me about their dreams or something they saw on MTV or reality television. People in general blow... 1 in 5 crack me up, but the other four are killing my liver...

S(at least lactation is titilating in a strange sense... gross, but at least amusing)D

SD-

I love you. Will you marry me? We can honeymoon in Houston while the Eagles play in the Superbowl...

bn'(but Donovan sucks so never mind)B

[idle acts]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well... there really isn't too much interesting to discuss these days...

Let's talk hurricane! Opposing counsel in DC told me yesterday that they are planning to be closed Thursday and Friday due to hurricane. Is that a general thing? Are many business shutting down?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its still fucking boring as hell. Religious ceremonies are like watching paint dry. When was the last time you thought "Damn... what a beautiful mass/service"? No matter the religion, its all silly costumes and a whole lot of tired pseud-pomp and circumstance. nothing happens, you're not supposed to tlak, everyone acts reverent and you daydream for about an hour. I always wanted to stand up in church as a kid and say, "Hey, why do we go through this repetitive shit over and over again? I mean, really, once I've seen this movie ten times, I pretty much know the end... what's the point?"

If this is your experience in church, you need to find a new one. The style of worship and format of the service is just packaging, not the message, and the message of Christianity is pretty exciting.

I switched churches because I was starting to daydream and for the past two years I've been going to a mainline denomination church. There are 4 services on two days: one is traditional with robes, organ music, choirs, traditional hymns, etc.; your parents and grandparents would fee right at home.

Two services are "contemporary" with no robes, a band instead of organ, contemporary music. The pastors dress business casual for the Sunday morning one and wear jeans (shorts in the summer) Sat. eve., which is more informal. People laugh during the service because sometimes it is funny. Yesterday we sang a jazz arrangement of an old hymn that left me feeling "Wow!"

Sun. evening is what I call "rock and roll church." Definitely not your parents' church. They use drama, interpretive dance, rock music, etc. and I'm pretty sure no one daydreams. It is packed with teens, 20-somethings and anyone who can't relate to even a contemporary service.

If you're still reading and have questions about Christianity or are curious, find an Alpha course in your city. They are offered in a wide variety of churches and fall courses should be starting this week or next. http://www.alphausa.org

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
FYI, etc. I find the Yoplait whipped, orange creme yogurt to be quite tasty.

Resume spatting

So do I. It reminds me of lactation, which reminds me of the time I was watching American Idols Survivor of Temptation Nursing Home XIII. You know, the one wher Edith steals Hamilton's dentures and Hamilton freaks out and leaves the house but forgets his heart medicine and winds up passing out in the front yard just as Byron starts singing his version of "Island in the Stream" with Maryann, who suddenly starts to lactate during the guitar solo!!! I can't believe they didn't win for that song - it was so fucking awesome. Afterward, Matyann freaked out and started crying because she had this dream where she won the contest the night before and she was so destroyed by losing in reality. You can download her 16 page description of the dream on www.boringzeros.com.