Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Or your pocket anemometer, which you, of all people, might actually have.

Perhaps my memory fails me, but didn't we just have the sex toy discussion?

sf

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Last hurricane I went through, maybe Gloria, up in Boston, people were out with skate boards and bedsheets tied around their waists, inventing (perhaps) the sport of windboarding. I guess they needed something to do when the coast guard closed the beaches to surfing.

Around here, they still just surf. There's usually a long line of cars heading towards the ocean when the hurricane warnings start.

[lactation lover]

test*new avatar*test

[idle acts]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Since the door was opened, I need advice. A "friend" was during the purity test and is stuck on "Ever engaged in Beastility?." Back before his rap improved, and he started getting dates, he was a desparate horny 13 year old. Once he put powdered sugar on his dick to try and get the dog (female) to lick it. The bitch refused, so he didn't actually engage in it. He did, however, complete all the active steps he needed to, and did engage in beastility in his heart.

Is this a yes on the test? I get the sense that a yes on this would really bring the old score down.

The best part is that you felt compelled to point out that the dog was female. "Bestiality, no problem, but I draw the line at same-gender bestiality!"

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
http://www.marinewaypoints.com/marine/wind.shtml

Thank you! I would think that at 55 mph I might have some reservations about going outside. Or if winds were predicted to be at least 50 mph for some period of time.

But Burger, you stay outside and look for flying sharp objects. I think that in order to ensure that they are really dangerous (because if they hit ground before they get to you, it's not dangerous) you should look straight at them until either they have passed you, have bounced off you or have become embedded in you.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
EIGHTEEN months?! Egad. That's a long time to go without peanut butter and blow.*




*Confidential to IT: don't go calling HR or Mr. Ashcroft. This is a joke, not a suggestion that I personally would be unable to go that long without either substance. In fact, I am only guessing that the latter substance would be harmful for a nursing mother to ingest, because I have only inferred from the context of posts in which the term occurred that "blow" is a nickname for an illicit substance. This inference has never been confirmed. I do not use, have never used, and will never intentionally use the substance that I believe it to be; nor will I ever combine said substance with peanut butter. OK?

Ha Ha on the footnote to IT, but more importantly,

What do you mean go without peanut butter?!? I never heard that -- many a nursing mother would starve w/o this ambrosia during the breastfeeding era!**




**I happened to hear through the grapevine of a college acquaintance, who was far and away the preppiest, most uptight (I realize those do not always go hand in hand) person I have ever met -- and I grew up in a fairly preppy enclave, and went to a school that was teeming with preppiness -- point being this person was the last person I would have expected to breastfeed her SIX YEAR OLD child!! (Egad...)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

But Burger, you stay outside and look for flying sharp objects.

A propos of nothing, have any of the women on the FB tried the new birth-control pill that gives you your period four times a month?

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Eighteen fucking months?!?! Is there anyone out there that really does this? It's my personal opinion that a child who can climb up on my lap, unbutton my shirt, remove my breast from said shirt and help herself to a little suckle is simply too old to be nursing.

Some people go by the old adage, "If he can ask for it, he's too old for it."

YMMV
BTW
NTTAWWT
ETC.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A propos of nothing, have any of the women on the FB tried the new birth-control pill that gives you your period four times a month?

I cannot believe you could be so insensitive as to make this kind of comment, not knowing whether I have had to have a hysterectomy and am now infertile and only wish I could have my period again because it would mean I'd have some chance of someday having a baby.

I will endeavor not to get caught up in your idiocy again. For the record I was genuinely curious about the wind speed thing and tried finding something on weather.com and failed. Your answers, while nonresponsive, were too stupid to pass by.

Edited to add a comma. Probably both omitted and then OCD-ly added due to excessive hormone levels. Or insufficient hormone levels. Whichever Burger feels is correct.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Perhaps my memory fails me, but didn't we just have the sex toy discussion?

sf

It seems like it has been a while. But even if we had it yesterday, it is never too soon to rehash a sex toy discussion. Anyone?

[c2ed]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


Eighteen fucking months?!?! Is there anyone out there that really does this?

I have one friend who intends to breast feed until her daughter is about 2 years old. I think she's out of her mind (child is now about 15 months and eating some solids), but I guess to each her own. My friend my alter her decision soon when the daughter has more teeth in.

C(when I have kids, they have a year max ... that's it)deuced

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A propos of nothing, have any of the women on the FB tried the new birth-control pill that gives you your period four times a month?

Equally a propos of nothing, I miss PLF.

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A propos of nothing, have any of the women on the FB tried the new birth-control pill that gives you your period four times a month?

I can't imagine that would be a popular birth control alternative! Hey! I have my period every single week! So I CAN'T get pregnant. Oh. And since I am PMSsing ALL the time, you aren't going to get any anyway!!

On the off chance that you are talking about Seasonale (4/year), I don't know anyone who would try it or wants to after reading that most women experience a lot of breakthrough bleeding and so it's even worse than normal, as it is unpredictable. I forget the percentage of women that wanted to stay on it after a year, but it was low enough that I wouldn't ever try it.

[c2ed]

Originally posted by dtb
What do you mean go without peanut butter?!? I never heard that -- many a nursing mother would starve w/o this ambrosia during the breastfeeding era!**

Some pediatricians and books are now telling parents not to feed their kids peanut butter until they are 2 (whether directly feed them the stuff, or have the mom eat it and have some it vicariously reach the kid) in order to avoid allergies to nuts and nut oils.

I say b.s. I ate PB a lot, and have no allergies at all (well, except to mohair).

C(let the kids eat peanut butter off the floor, I say - build up their immunity)deuced

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
I can't imagine that would be a popular birth control alternative! Hey! I have my period every single week! So I CAN'T get pregnant. Oh. And since I am PMSsing ALL the time, you aren't going to get any anyway!!

He was oh-so-subtly saying I'm a big PMSing bitch who is beating up on him not because he's a moron and I regularly beat up on morons, but instead because I am currently in a flawed state due to my hormones and, therefore, he was making perfect sense and I am irrational.

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
On the off chance that you are talking about Seasonale (4/year), I don't know anyone who would try it or wants to after reading that most women experience a lot of breakthrough bleeding and so it's even worse than normal, as it is unpredictable. I forget the percentage of women that wanted to stay on it after a year, but it was low enough that I wouldn't ever try it.

I've been doing just regular BCPs (uniphasic? or not tri-phasic) without taking the fake week and there is breakthrough bleeding. I have heard that usually if you try different types you can find one that works right for you and doesn't have the btb problem.