Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It was more a "hey, someone from our little community did something impressive and I wouldnt mind reading about it," with a dash of FB bloody nips references tossed in just to emphasize the community aspect of this place. I thought it was kind and you still havent responded.

I am here to translate for the whifferati

Exactly. I am going to enlist your (unpaid, sorry) help with all my communication issues.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
This sorta reminds me of how I am a complete fucking loser because I occassionally find Not Me amusing.

I'm glad you're beginning to understand.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Exactly. I am going to enlist your (unpaid, sorry) help with all my communication issues.

What is your avatar? For some bizarre reason, I find that cartoon kind of hot. Is it possible to want to fuck an animated character? I'm not talking some intricately drawn almost real looking Japanimation porn shit here - I'm talking some exagerrated-feature Jetson-esque cute little character like GWNC's avatar. I look at BnB's Jessica Rabbit and GWNC's avatars and think, "those are kind of hot" and wonder if its possible that my brain really has been degarded beyond repair, or if other people feel the same way.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What is your avatar? For some bizarre reason, I find that cartoon kind of hot. Is it possible to want to fuck an animated character? I'm not talking some intricately drawn almost real looking Japanimation porn shit here - I'm talking some exagerrated-feature Jetson-esque cute little character like GWNC's avatar.

It's Kim Possible. Ask Atticus about her fuckability, preferred positions, and fan club membership dues.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What is your avatar? For some bizarre reason, I find that cartoon kind of hot.

Don't worry--I'm sure atticus will let you have her sloppy seconds. Unless you can convince him to make room for you for some DP.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What is your avatar? For some bizarre reason, I find that cartoon kind of hot. Is it possible to want to fuck an animated character? I'm not talking some intricately drawn almost real looking Japanimation porn shit here - I'm talking some exagerrated-feature Jetson-esque cute little character like GWNC's avatar. I look at BnB's Jessica Rabbit and GWNC's avatars and think, "those are kind of hot" and wonder if its possible that my brain really has been degarded beyond repair, or if other people feel the same way.

Kim Possible. To quote Atticus, a "sweet, sweet piece of cartoon ass".

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Gattigap
It's Kim Possible. Ask Atticus about her fuckability, preferred positions, and fan club membership dues.

Did you ever think it would be pretty cool to bang a chick with skin tones and features like a cartoon character. That would be incredibly trippy. The color combinations are endless. And you could always make sure the drapes matched the carpeting, unlike real life.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Kim Possible. To quote Atticus, a "sweet, sweet piece of cartoon ass".

careful Sebastian, the cartoon Kim is only 16- okay for cartoon heroine; but the legality is unclear if used as porno.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can be quite insightful.

(again, not sarcastic).

Well, it was pretty miserable. Nightmare-ish? For everyone, except the spectators, who looked drunk and red from the sun (or the booze). No bleeding nipples though - I always put band-aids on my tits.

I've never seen such carnage at the end of a race. Over 1000 people needed medical attention. People were literally falling down after they crossed the finish line. I was THIS close to accepting a wheelchair, which was offered to me twice. Apparently I didn't look so good. I had calf cramps from mile 19 on - this has never happen to me. You know when you wake up in the middle of the night with an excrutiating muscle cramp? It was like that, but it didn't go away. Only 300 people went under 3 hours, which is insane b/c over 2500 qualified with that or better.

By mile 15, I was completely spent. I felt like I was clowning some girl for the 4th time with a condom on, and that my only option was to quit b/c there was no way I was going to finish. If it was any other race, I would have pulled out early. But this is the Brook Burke of marathons, and I was going to finish no matter what.

Before the race, a "just finish" for me would have been a complete failure. Apparently many others felt the same. Until the heat set in. My god it was hot. Usually people chat a little bit early on in the race. Not in that heat. I had to pour water over my head (and down my martini glass chest hair) every other minute. If I could thank every spectator who sprayed me with a hose I would. That saved my race. From Hopkinton to Natick to Wellesely to Newton to Boston, the fans were just unbelievable. The few times I had to stop and walk b/c of the calf cramps (something else I've never done - walked), the fans in Boston would start encouraging me (and many others in the same situation) until I started running again, ever so slowly. When I actually started to run again, they would cheer even louder. Normally, I'm not the type of person to be affected by this. This time I think the crowd honestly kept me going. Just a great city with great spectators.

My last three miles took me over 33 minutes to run. In contrast, I was through the first 5k (3.1 miles) in under 21 minutes. I finished around 3:30, more than half an hour slower than my qualifying time...it was a personal worst, but I could care less.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
brutal day

That sounds awful (but thank you for the details). I am glad you finished and you have my respect and admiration.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Typical SD crap.

I rented one in Vegas. Great car. Handles amazingly. The turbo has quick. It's fun and makes sense to own if you don't need to haul around kids and other stuff. If I lost my mind and bought a car to keep in the city, this would be it. Park it anywhere.

TM

I love our Mini. On the rare occasions Mrs. Wonk lets me drive it. It's a blast to drive, handles like a BMW go-kart, and the mileage is incredible. If you hate the Mini, it's either because you haven't driven one or you're an assclam.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I love our Mini. On the rare occasions Mrs. Wonk lets me drive it. It's a blast to drive, handles like a BMW go-kart, and the mileage is incredible. If you hate the Mini, it's either because you haven't driven one or you're an assclam.

How do you know that it isn't because the person is both an assclam and a person who has not driven the Mini?

Well, I took some snaps at the marathon and sadly it wasnt pretty for Coltrane. Bloody nips were the least of his problems. Here he is after crossing the finish line



Coltrane's roomie flew out for the race and hosted a pretty cool party afterwards. Here he is welcoming Coltrane at the kegger



and as you can see, Coltrane was soon thereafter feeling like the old Coltrane again



Nothing like celebrating finishing a 26 mile run like a rousing game of beer pong. Hey! Who put the pepsi on the pong table?







Not to worry though, FBers. Sequels was there to make it all better.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Not pictured is the trailer I need to haul my dick around in.

Don't you mean "When my wife lets me take it out of her vanity drawer?"

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
How do you know that it isn't because the person is both an assclam and a person who has not driven the Mini?

I liked that he was giving everyone who is an assclam but hasn't driven a Mini a free pass to feel good about themselves. Way to burst the bubble, Mr. Negative.