Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Are you fucking kidding? And here I thought I was the one who hadn't been paying attention for the past year and a half.

Any updates on the rude fats? We had a big fat come through to interview today. We all commented on his big fatness but ultimately gave him a "no" rating because of his bad breathedness. I have no idea what his experience or educational background is but I am pretty sure he had liver and onions for lunch.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Maybe he gets to look at the pictures and bang a Playmate or two,

The man's pushing 80 - his dick looks like a stick of beef jerky.

But you're right - he's like Bobby Bowden. Prop the senile coot up and trot him out for the fans.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you still here, hag?

You aren't even trying. This is a more lopsided battle than TM-MR. Perhaps a pictorial of musical legends, however cheap, is next? We know it isn't beneath you.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Any updates on the rude fats? We had a big fat come through to interview today. We all commented on his big fatness but ultimately gave him a "no" rating because of his bad breathedness. I have no idea what his experience or educational background is but I am pretty sure he had liver and onions for lunch.

The rude fats have decided to breed again. They just had another little fat. I can't fucking believe she is healthy enough to shit out another kid, but whatever.

We have not invited them over or offered to come visit little shit #2.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I agree it's not creepy, but I don't think it's the same as any other gift. I think the gift-giver might feel somewhat possessive over the boobs if he give them as a gift. Might complicate any pre-existing jealousy issues in a relationship.

When I was on one of my periodic "I must get fake tits" phases, a plastic surgeon I consulted with kept asking me about my relationship with my husband and who would be paying for them. When I finally asked him why he was asking me all these (I thought) irrelevant questions, he said that sometimes when husbands pay for them, they get all control-freaky about them, which can complicate a relationship.

Ummm...wasn't your husband possessive about your tits already? Maybe you should help me with your definition of "possessive."

TM

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

How appropriate. I think I will space the next four posts out so that I hit the magic number on Christmas day.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ummm...wasn't your husband possessive about your tits already? Maybe you should help me with your definition of "possessive."

TM

Hmm. Maybe this is why I didn't like being married. I never thought of myself as my husband's possession, or he mine. Is that the way it works?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The man's pushing 80 - his dick looks like a stick of beef jerky.

Is that what subscribers get? A look at Hef's cock? Neat.

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
The rude fats have decided to breed again. They just had another little fat. I can't fucking believe she is healthy enough to shit out another kid, but whatever.

We have not invited them over or offered to come visit little shit #2.

I take back what I just said using you as an anology for . The Rude Fats is one of the best bits going. Tell us another story!~

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Maybe this is why I didn't like being married. I never thought of myself as my husband's possession, or he mine. Is that the way it works?

Apparently.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Dissent. He pushed her in anger when he was out of control. He could have just as easily decked her. Maybe he does when he gets that pissed when they're not on tv. It's all about context. Just because he could have done that while they were messing around doesn't make it ok. That's like saying "If they have been having boxing and he punched her in the gut, no one would be saying anything."

Uh...no. The point is, he didn't push her very hard at all. In fact, I think he pushed her backpack. A punch in the gut is very different in that it can do actual physical harm.

There is no question that he is an abusive person. And he might very well beat the hell out of her when he is out of control (off-camera). But the fact is, what he did was not physical abuse.

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I take back what I just said using you as an anology for . The Rude Fats is one of the best bits going. Tell us another story!~

Oh my god what IS that?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Maybe this is why I didn't like being married. I never thought of myself as my husband's possession, or he mine. Is that the way it works?

Fuck no. I like her looking like a sexpot in public. You don't own that shit. You rent it. And if you fuck up, you lose it.

Unless you have a special skill like MR.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh my god what IS that?

Hefner's dick.

Don't ask my why PP chose to post it -- I thought only Seb had access to that shit. Nasty.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh my god what IS that?

I think it's her rendition of 5thYearShave.