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01-31-2005, 01:55 PM
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http://ejmas.com/jnc/jncart_barton-wright_0400.htm
Also, apparently Mrs. Federline is now going by "Mona Lisa."
Lord save us all.
On a personal note, from now on, fuck the light beer drinkers. Everyone else did their part. No more Triple Sex, no more Shiner Bock, no more wine. Half a keg of Miller Light.
Keg party at my house tonight!
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01-31-2005, 01:58 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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Jennifer Capriati is apparently dating a porn star
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Sweetie, until you've both been tested and THEN been monogamous for at least a few months, it's never impolite to ask him to roll one on.
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Yeah, but you're then asking this dide to give up his career, aren't you? Monogamous? A pornstar? Unless you're volunteering to be his costar, how is that going to work?
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01-31-2005, 02:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
On a personal note, from now on, fuck the light beer drinkers. Everyone else did their part. No more Triple Sex, no more Shiner Bock, no more wine. Half a keg of Miller Light.
Keg party at my house tonight!
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you're not supposed to run out. Sounds like you shorted the beer, wine and vodka drinkers.
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01-31-2005, 02:01 PM
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Jennifer Capriati is apparently dating a porn star
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, but you're then asking this dide to give up his career, aren't you? Monogamous? A pornstar? Unless you're volunteering to be his costar, how is that going to work?
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Well, if he's not going to be monogamous, then it will never be rude to ask him to roll one on. |
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01-31-2005, 02:02 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Half a keg of Miller Light.
Keg party at my house tonight!
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One thing about light beer--it doesn't get worse with time. |
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01-31-2005, 02:03 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're not supposed to run out. Sounds like you shorted the beer, wine and vodka drinkers.
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We were hoping they'd drink the damned miller light when they ran out.
Actually, there's half a bottle of Monopolova and three bottles of red wine left. I am more than happy to add those to my liquor cabinet. I'm not thrilled about having to lug this keg back.
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01-31-2005, 02:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
On a personal note, from now on, fuck the light beer drinkers. Everyone else did their part. No more Triple Sex, no more Shiner Bock, no more wine. Half a keg of Miller Light.
Keg party at my house tonight!
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I'm there. |
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01-31-2005, 02:07 PM
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That sucks when you encounter a foe wielding a superior (i.e., stronger and more serviceable) stick when you only have your ordinary stick.
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01-31-2005, 02:09 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That sucks when you encounter a foe wielding a superior (i.e., stronger and more serviceable) stick when you only have your ordinary stick.
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Oh, sweetie, you know I am more than willing to work with both sticks. And I wouldn't call yours ordinary. |
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01-31-2005, 02:14 PM
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Because I have to
Hilary Clinton collapsed while giving a speech in Buffalo and was taken to the hospital.
eta - no Penske jokes.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 01-31-2005 at 02:18 PM..
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01-31-2005, 02:25 PM
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Because I have to
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hilary Clinton collapsed while giving a speech in Buffalo and was taken to the hospital.
eta - no Penske jokes.
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I guess we shouldn't be surprised that Hilary speaks buffalo.
Ollie (hi Penske!) Ramone
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01-31-2005, 02:25 PM
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Because I have to
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hilary Clinton collapsed while giving a speech in Buffalo and was taken to the hospital.
eta - no Penske jokes.
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Ha. I didn't realize until I clicked on the yahoo link that you had quoted the entire article. Could've used some embellishment.
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01-31-2005, 02:32 PM
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Because I have to
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ha. I didn't realize until I clicked on the yahoo link that you had quoted the entire article. Could've used some embellishment.
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She was playing the cowbell.
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01-31-2005, 02:32 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Hotdog art
Complete with instructions to make your own.
http://www.nipponham.co.jp/winny/kazari/
Examples: 
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-31-2005, 02:33 PM
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Hotdog art
When I saw the lower picture, I thought it was some new kind of sex toy. Alas, it is too stinky and too soft. |
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