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05-20-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
All of them. You can be an honored member of my court.

Can we repost TM's blowjob tips? I have a very worthy recipient.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-20-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So you called me a pussy because you like me? How sweet.

I've always liked you, you crazy bat, but when you lash out, I lash back.

ltl/fb · 05-20-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I've always liked you, you crazy bat, but when you lash out, I lash back.

Now I'm wondering why you take a statement "I don't like the word _____" as a personal insult.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-20-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm poking the baby Jesus with a stick even now. Typing with one hand.

How are you reading the blowjob instructions? Oh, wait. You're doing the poking.

(I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?)

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-20-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did Indiana pull Reggie too early? I think they were down like 7 or 8 with 16 seconds left. But its Reggie- didn't he score 10 in 10 seconds against the Knicks once?

You can suck it.*

TM

*No tips, either.

NotFromHere · 05-20-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we repost TM's blowjob tips? I have a very worthy recipient.

Since you're here, scuttlebutt says that BigBrother 6 wiil be an "all star" set. Here's what Nathan says...

I think there's going to be a "Big Brother All-Stars" show soon, and here's why. CBS tore down the old house set and they're building a new one that's supposed to be two stories and really cool. Having a new house would make the show new for those of us who have been on the show, so it's a perfect time to have an "All-Stars"! I feel like the "Big Brother" fans are waiting to see an "All-Stars", and the production company has one year left with CBS. Also, the "Big Brother 6" auditions have been taken off the web site.

05-20-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
NFH + fake Irish (?) accent= Ironweed. I don't even know what this means.

Now that Hank has moved on from this to something equally pointless and stupid for his sig line, can I ask you nicely to please keep my name out yo mouth?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 05-20-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
How are you reading the blowjob instructions? Oh, wait. You're doing the poking.

(I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?)

Hey, I'm a godless heathen, not a pedophile. I would not let the baby Jesus blow me. Even if he asked nicely. And had access to Thurgreed's instructions.

Now that Mary Magdalene, on the other hand... I'm betting she was a real blow job queen.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-20-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we repost TM's blowjob tips? I have a very worthy recipient.

Go find it. But here's another good one, that I'm sure most of you know:

About halfway through the blowjob, grab the cock hard, near the top so that just the tip and maybe half an inch under the tip is exposed. Work the tip like you're hot and starving and it's the last ice cream cone on Earth. When just the tip is in your mouth, you can really go crazy with your tongue, because there is more space to move the tip around in your mouth and your tongue around the tip. While you're moving that tongue around like a dying fish, move your head around the tip (not all the way around like an owl, RP, you smartass) and take it in at different angles. Feels good and it's a great visual.

TM

sunnybunny · 05-20-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we repost TM's blowjob tips? I have a very worthy recipient.

But GreatFuck's still in DeeCee for Taxapalooza...who else could there be?

05-20-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Go find it. But here's another good one, that I'm sure most of you know:

About halfway through the blowjob, grab the cock hard, near the top so that just the tip and maybe half an inch under the tip is exposed. Work the tip like you're hot and starving and it's the last ice cream cone on Earth. When just the tip is in your mouth, you can really go crazy with your tongue, because there is more space to move the tip around in your mouth and your tongue around the tip. While you're moving that tongue around like a dying fish, move your head around the tip (not all the way around like an owl, RP, you smartass) and take it in at different angles. Feels good and it's a great visual.

TM

Please, I invented that move. Don't forget about the Blowjob Camel.

Oh, and is it on Infirm or here?

Alex_de_Large · 05-20-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please, I invented that move. Don't forget about the Blowjob Camel.

Oh, and is it on Infirm or here?

Blowjob Camel? Is there a toe involved?

BloatedSlave · 05-20-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
But GreatFuck's still in DeeCee for Taxapalooza...who else could there be?

Fifth year anniversary is coming up and I'm pretty sure the gift is wood.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-20-2005, 04:04 PM

http://cryingwhileeating.com/

TM

Replaced_Texan · 05-20-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please, I invented that move. Don't forget about the Blowjob Camel.

Oh, and is it on Infirm or here?

It's at Infirm

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It sounds to me like all you really accomplished was a build up of anticipation. That's fine, but the actual blowjob isn't any better. It just feels great because you finely got to it.

It can only be so good if you don't use your hand in conjunction with your mouth.
The wetter the better. Keep a lot of saliva in your mouth and (if you're doing it at home and not in the back of a cab -- don't need a wetspot on your pants) on your hand.
The balls should get their fair share of oral attention. And not just licking or "tip of the tongue" action -- put them in your mouth and work your tongue while they're inside. DO NOT suck hard on my nuts. That shit hurts and you'll get pushed away. Gentle sucking is a good thing when it comes to the balls.
Remember, the underside is the most sensitive portion of the penis. Making your tongue wide so that as much surface area services the underneath while you slide my dick in and out of your mouth works very well.
Periodically, you should remove the penis from your mouth altogether and suck on the large nerve/vein channel under the penis. That's nice. Your head should be perpendicular to how you would be holding it if you were taking my cock into your mouth in the normal way.
To switch it up, put a Halls mentholyptus in your mouth without telling me. Some guys are too sensitive for this (I've heard), but if you have that vapo action working (usually best when you're halfway through the Halls), it can be mind blowing. I think ice jobs are overrated.
The best blowjobs I've had all have one thing in common. The women loved giving them or pretended like they did. Acting like you can't wait to have it in your mouth, devouring it (without use of the teeth, of course) like you haven't eaten in days and this is the last morsel of food on earth is great. I don't care how closed his eyes are when you look up. We like to watch. Give us a show.
The moans add to the experience. Various "mmmmms" and grunts when you have your mouth full are a must. Watch some porn. Those girls usually know how to make it sound. The key is to make it sound like you want it more than I do.
If your teeth make any contact with my dick, you will be ridiculed behind your back, rookie.

Thurgreed(damn. Now I can't get up for awhile without you knowing what religion I am)Marshall

And now it's here.