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06-21-2005, 05:35 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
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One of these might help.
Remember to take it off, though, or you could end up with these.
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06-21-2005, 05:36 PM
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#2342
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Asinine lists
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How tall was she?
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About 8/9th C.*
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*That unit of measurement is a Cruise, for those taking notes on RP's and my Cruise war. |
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06-21-2005, 05:37 PM
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#2343
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Pull-and-pray is HS sex?!?!?
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When drunk, yes.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 05:39 PM
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#2344
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
It leaks?
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If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
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06-21-2005, 05:41 PM
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#2345
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
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Ah, the trials and tribulations of the urban commando warrior.
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06-21-2005, 05:42 PM
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#2346
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Asinine lists
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paigowprincess
....I don't even live in LA or NYC.
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Give it a month or 2 |
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06-21-2005, 05:42 PM
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#2347
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes. I did not have sex until I was 22.
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Hmm. This changes my calculations for slutiest* considerably. How many points are awarded for HS and college fucks? I could still be in the running!
*Is this a double t occasion or not? I'm guessing dictionary.com lacks an entry for Slutiest. |
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06-21-2005, 05:43 PM
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#2348
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
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1. Take a quick leak before you go.
2. Wear underwear.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 05:44 PM
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#2349
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ah, the trials and tribulations of the urban commando warrior.
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I admire his spirit. Despite the obstacles, he steadfastly refuses to wear underwear. Who else has the strength not to take the easy way out? |
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06-21-2005, 05:44 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sugar, guess what? We leak too. And god forbid, a sneeze...
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No leaks if you swallow it. |
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06-21-2005, 05:45 PM
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#2351
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
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Reason #846 why I no take the public transportation. No offence.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 05:45 PM
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#2352
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No leaks if you swallow it.
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06-21-2005, 05:46 PM
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#2353
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When drunk, yes.
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You or the HS chick?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 05:46 PM
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#2354
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. This changes my calculations for slutiest* considerably. How many points are awarded for HS and college fucks? I could still be in the running!
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For women, until you hit 30, its all deeply discounted.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 05:47 PM
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#2355
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Iron Steve
For women, until you hit 30, its all deeply discounted.
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Whooo hoooo!! I may win!!!!
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I'm using lipstick again.
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