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09-16-2003, 08:43 PM
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#23566
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Allergies
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Kid stories
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Gotta tell you -- given the origin of your moniker, the usual subject matter of the FB, and the fact that the board has stimulated the puerile dirty side of my mind, the fact that you refer to your kids as the little fingers is really, really funny. I like the irreverence of it. |
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09-16-2003, 08:43 PM
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#23567
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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Twat wit
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Originally posted by Anttwat
Perhaps someday I'll be an RP tribute sock.
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Look, Thrasher wannabe, hope all you want, there's only one of us.
I've got flip flops I know how to use them. Stay off my turf and go buy yourself a joke book. |
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09-16-2003, 08:46 PM
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#23568
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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skip if you don't want to read about periods
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yeah. Me.
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Ick. Forget I said anything.
I feel really sorry for you. All that crying and stuff.
I hear large quantities of alcohol really help. I'm always ready to help out in that regard if need be. |
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09-16-2003, 08:48 PM
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#23569
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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Twat wit
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Originally posted by Theres and Thats
Look, Thrasher wannabe, hope all you want, there's only one of us.
I've got flip flops I know how to use them. Stay off my turf and go buy yourself a joke book.
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Are you trying to pick a fight?
Because at least I have a semi-creative avatar. You stupid tiger copying farce.
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My nephew is a cop.
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09-16-2003, 08:49 PM
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#23570
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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skip if you don't want to read about periods
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ick. Forget I said anything.
I feel really sorry for you. All that crying and stuff.
I hear large quantities of alcohol really help. I'm always ready to help out in that regard if need be.
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Oh don't worry about it. Fortunately it has gotten to be less of a problem as I got older. It isn't so bad now. When I was young though it was horrific.
The alcohol seems to work well for the people around me who seem to be much more upset about it than I. I wonder sometimes if it is that it isn't as bad, or I am used to it or what. Probably both. |
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09-16-2003, 08:50 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Allergies
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Our youngest, on the other hand, is currently allergic to just about everything. The current list is milk, eggs, wheat and peanuts. Peanuts is the most potentially severe, but we don't know how bad it is because we only found out about that one through an allergist. Because of this we keep epinephrine (sp?) handy just in case. Odds are he'll outgrow the first three, but you never outgrow peanut allergies.
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Hey, at least you can tell your friends that it is all because you keep your house too clean! Better than the kid having squalor-induced ailments. I really wonder how any kid makes it through adolescence without eating tons of pb&j sandwiches. He'll never win at Big Brother, that's for sure!
RPed to fix spelling and to note for RP that she has both a tribute sock AND an OCD disorder named after her. Greedy much?
Last edited by notcasesensitive; 09-16-2003 at 08:54 PM..
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09-16-2003, 08:52 PM
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#23572
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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Twat wit
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Originally posted by Anttwat
Are you trying to pick a fight?
Because at least I have a semi-creative avatar. You stupid tiger copying farce.
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What, me, no, I'm not picking a fight. I'm just misunderstood....
and increasingly degenerate. |
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09-16-2003, 08:54 PM
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#23573
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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Twat wit
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Originally posted by Theres and Thats
What, me, no, I'm not picking a fight. I'm just misunderstood....
and increasingly degenerate.
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Well if I've done anything at all, at least we've stopped all of that talk about all that hideous squirting nonsense of earlier today.
That was just making me sick to my stomach.
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My nephew is a cop.
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09-16-2003, 08:58 PM
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#23574
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Twat wit
quote:
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Originally posted by Anttwat
Perhaps someday I'll be an RP tribute sock.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Theres and Thats
Look, Thrasher wannabe, hope all you want, there's only one of us.
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In all likelihood you are both my socks, so knock off the bickering and amuse me.
Speaking of amusal, I am woefully not caught up on the comings and goings here, npi. Have I missed anything or just the usual sex, lies and breasticle pics?
Penske (a penske tribute sock) Account
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-16-2003, 08:59 PM
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#23575
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Free Porn and Vibrators! (got your attention?)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
...the fact that the board has stimulated the puerile dirty side of my mind.
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For those feeling peurile and dirty, I found out last week that my favorite online source of DVD porn, Adult DVD Empire (which I have recommended here before but for which, sadly, I am not a compensated endorser) is giving away free DVD's and vibrators with orders through the month of September... Some restrictions apply, but now's the time to stock up!
FWIW, my recent order arrived and while I got a couple of movies and a free DVD, Mrs. Hand received free in the order some foot- long behemoth called "The Earthquake"... And to think it would have been the perfect thing to give away to some lucky lady of the FB, sort of a "travelling trophy", if you will, for something.
Come to think of it, she hasn't called me much at work the past few days. I think I've been replaced. Sigh. |
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09-16-2003, 09:01 PM
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#23576
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Allergies
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hey, at least you can tell your friends that it is all because you keep your house too clean!
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They won't buy it. They've seen our house. And it's that way mostly because of the aforementioned kids... |
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09-16-2003, 09:02 PM
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#23577
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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skip if you don't want to read about periods
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh don't worry about it. Fortunately it has gotten to be less of a problem as I got older. It isn't so bad now. When I was young though it was horrific.
The alcohol seems to work well for the people around me who seem to be much more upset about it than I. I wonder sometimes if it is that it isn't as bad, or I am used to it or what. Probably both.
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Yes. All of that moaning and crying can be very upsetting to the rest of us and I find that large quantities of alcohol can make ME feel better when someone else is in pain.
You wouldn't want to upset other people now would you? |
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09-16-2003, 09:04 PM
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#23578
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Twat wit
Quote:
Originally posted by Anttwat
Are you trying to pick a fight?
Because at least I have a semi-creative avatar. You stupid tiger copying farce.
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I hate your avatar, no offense. Evenodds, for extra credit, please explain to the class what an "Aunt Bee" is.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-16-2003, 09:04 PM
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#23579
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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Twat wit
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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Originally posted by Anttwat
Perhaps someday I'll be an RP tribute sock.
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In all likelihood you are both my socks, so knock off the bickering and amuse me.
Speaking of amusal, I am woefully not caught up on the comings and goings here, npi. Have I missed anything or just the usual sex, lies and breasticle pics?
Penske (a penske tribute sock) Account
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1. stop calling me a sock
2. You told me last night that you had stopped socking
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My nephew is a cop.
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09-16-2003, 09:05 PM
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#23580
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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Twat wit
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I hate your avatar, no offense. Evenodds, for extra credit, please explain to the class what an "Aunt Bee" is.
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Come on. It's cute and wrong on so many levels if you think about it. Think about it.
It took me all night to come up with that one.
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