Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Theres and Thats]

Originally posted by Theres and Thats
Yes, well, it does sound as if we've each had some experience with him. Tell me, was he as .... um, inadequate with you as with me? And, I mean, metrosexuality is one thing, but that dress "he" wears is, well, just not really very appealing. And the lipstick! That shade of purple just demonstrated trashy taste all around.

I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a PM. Please ignore.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
{Ducking head in shame.} Debate camp.

That reminds me, one time at debate camp.....

[Anttwat]

Originally posted by Theres and Thats
Yes, well, it does sound as if we've each had some experience with him. Tell me, was he as .... um, inadequate with you as with me? And, I mean, metrosexuality is one thing, but that dress "he" wears is, well, just not really very appealing. And the lipstick! That shade of purple just demonstrated trashy taste all around.

Well yes actually, just between you and me, if it weren't for the ecstasy and the hallucinations, I wouldn't have seen "it" at all...

[Theres and Thats]

Originally posted by Anttwat
Well yes actually, just between you and me, if it weren't for the ecstasy and the hallucinations, I wouldn't have seen "it" at all...

Yes, and I had to fake the heavy breathing, forget about the rest of it. He's a portly fellow, isn't he?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Theres and Thats
Yes, well, it does sound as if we've each had some experience with him. Tell me, was he as .... um, inadequate with you as with me? And, I mean, metrosexuality is one thing, but that dress "he" wears is, well, just not really very appealing. And the lipstick! That shade of purple just demonstrated trashy taste all around.

You know I know you. This is like a my favorite old tyme game show, What's My Greed?

[Atticus Grinch]

During this week of universal brouhaha, the eyes of the world have been trained --- where else? --- on the network suits at ABC, somberly awaiting their announcement of whether they will air the three taped episodes of their only hit show after the death of John Ritter, or cancel the series outright and never let those episodes see the light of day out of respect for Ritter's family (until a DVD release becomes economically advantageous).

But what does the indomitable, virtually unwatched fourth-place network do? Faced with really shitty choices, they find a third way. They announce they will turn "8 Simple Rules" into a tragedy, in which the sitcom family works its way onscreen through the unexpected death of their beloved dad. No word yet on whether they will use footage of Ritter actually collapsing on the set to add that special kind of realism.

This may very well turn out to be the Worst Decision Ever Made. Right up there with my having unprotected sex with that African monkey in 1979, or Tikhonov's decision to bench Tretiak.

[Theres and Thats]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
You know I know you. This is like a my favorite old tyme game show, What's My Greed?

I am not you, that much I know.

[ias_39]

Penske

You seem familar.....do I know you?

Theres and Thats

In your dreams...

No doubt, he's met enough GAs not to have dreamy expectations about anyone.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
During this week of universal brouhaha, the eyes of the world have been trained --- where else? --- on the network suits at ABC, somberly awaiting their announcement of whether they will air the three taped episodes of their only hit show after the death of John Ritter, or cancel the series outright and never let those episodes see the light of day out of respect for Ritter's family (until a DVD release becomes economically advantageous).

But what does the indomitable, virtually unwatched fourth-place network do? Faced with really shitty choices, they find a third way. They announce they will turn "8 Simple Rules" into a tragedy, in which the sitcom family works its way onscreen through the unexpected death of their beloved dad. No word yet on whether they will use footage of Ritter actually collapsing on the set to add that special kind of realism.

This may very well turn out to be the Worst Decision Ever Made. Right up there with my having unprotected sex with that African monkey in 1979, or Tikhonov's decision to bench Tretiak.

Best Post. Ever.

"I was gonna use a condom, but then I thought, 'when am I ever gonna get back to Haiti?' BAD IDEA."

It's Atticus' world, I's just livin in it.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I hate your avatar, no offense. Evenodds, for extra credit, please explain to the class what an "Aunt Bee" is.

Are you calling me old?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch


But what does the indomitable, virtually unwatched fourth-place network do?

Insanity now, Serenity later.

[Anttwat]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
You know I know you. This is like a my favorite old tyme game show, What's My Greed?

BZZZZZZZT. Nice try. Thanks for playing. If we're the same people, as you allege, then ain't no way.
Pick up your parting gift at the door.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Theres and Thats
that much I know.

You'll know nothing, and like it!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
But what does the indomitable, virtually unwatched fourth-place network do? Faced with really shitty choices, they find a third way. They announce they will turn "8 Simple Rules" into a tragedy, in which the sitcom family works its way onscreen through the unexpected death of their beloved dad. No word yet on whether they will use footage of Ritter actually collapsing on the set to add that special kind of realism.

Well that's just gotta be the shittiest idea for a sitcom ever.
Let's watch people who are actually grieving, try to work through their grief. Hilarity ensues.
Ack. I feel dirty suddenly.

[Penske_Account]

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I hate your avatar, no offense. Evenodds, for extra credit, please explain to the class what an "Aunt Bee" is.
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Originally posted by evenodds
Are you calling me old?

You flunk. Go back to Remedial Paceline 101 and try not to get dropped. Again.