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ABBAKiss · 05-20-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Blowjob Camel?

I forgot what this is. Is it someone who goes for a long time without blowjobs but then demands 17.357 of them in one night?

ltl/fb · 05-20-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://cryingwhileeating.com/

TM

I can't eat anything right now due to some evil virus or bad food or something, but I will update my picture when I'm back on food.

It seems like most of the people on there were guys.

05-20-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot what this is. Is it someone who goes for a long time without blowjobs but then demands 17.357 of them in one night?

No, its someone who wants 17.35 in one night out of fear that once we are settled down he will never get one again.

Not too worry. My man gets an engagement ring too. The unprivvy just dont get to check it out.

BloatedSlave · 05-20-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's at Infirm

And now it's here.

Did he switch teams overnight? WTF?

robustpuppy · 05-20-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not too worry. My man gets an engagement ring too. The unprivvy just dont get to check it out.

A Nuva Ring?

dtb · 05-20-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A Nuva Ring?

I am almost sure that I am mainly correct that I am going to regret asking, but what's a Nuva Ring? (I'm afraid to google it.)

robustpuppy · 05-20-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I am almost sure that I am mainly correct that I am going to regret asking, but what's a Nuva Ring? (I'm afraid to google it.)

It's a hormonal form of birth control, like the patch, but instead of affixing it to the skin, a woman inserts it in a place to which the unprivvy wouldn't have access. The anti-trap, if you will.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-20-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A Nuva Ring?

I don't know what that is. Some kind of cock ring?

oh. stp.

ltl/fb · 05-20-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's a hormonal form of birth control, like the patch, but instead of affixing it to the skin, a woman inserts it in a place to which the unprivvy wouldn't have access. The anti-trap, if you will.

Hmmmmm. I wonder if it provides added sensation for the privvvvy.

05-20-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A Nuva Ring?

What is Nuva?

05-20-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's a hormonal form of birth control, like the patch, but instead of affixing it to the skin, a woman inserts it in a place to which the unprivvy wouldn't have access. The anti-trap, if you will.

I can't take hormones/pill, etc. They make me faint and give me chest pains. None of this "its ok, honey, I am on the pill" for me. If the man doesnt want to be trapped, he better use manwrapping. Not that this always works.

BloatedSlave · 05-20-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is Nuva?

Your fifth anniversary gift.

Fugee · 05-20-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we repost TM's blowjob tips? I have a very worthy recipient.

More importantly, has Gwinky ever given instruction on how to have an orgasm while giving one? Considering her story about getting one from a bus ride, I think she is just lucky/blessed. If she could teach this skill, she could retire from law.

Hank Chinaski · 05-20-2005, 05:08 PM

05-20-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
If she could teach this skill, she could retire from law.

Dunno about that, but she's got a real future in smuggling cigarettes and cuban booze across the border. Between that, the hockey groupie stories and generally being the undisputed blowjob queen she's looking at early retirement, or at least a seven figure advance for her autobiography.