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[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you ask if you whiffed, you automatically whiff (even if you actually hadn't whiffed).

I see you've been taking semantics lessons from Paigow.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
3some?

ltl, always all about the MFM.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
ltl, always all about the MFM.

I'm a bastion of consistency in an ever-changing world.

Would that sound better as "In an ever-changing world, I'm a bastion of consistency"?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can call me that from now on, mothafuckuz.

DTS

I am the Reverend Mothafucka Squeeze. My screen name results in Tricktickler T. Flow.

My homies can jus' call me Rev.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The horsedung breath got to you.

Do magic mushrooms grow only in magical horseshit?

I hope that when you reach your 10,000th post (probably this afternoon), it is better than this.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I get it already. You're such a fop, you mistake your latent homosexuality for fashion quirks. Face up to it, Sebby. Go all Carson Kressley. It's the only way you'll ever be truly happy.

Sparkle - This is a whiff.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

'The McMarketing campaign in Japan replaces the traditional baggy-pants male clown with a sexy, bikini-clad woman.

"In the Japanese TV commercial," notes Britain's Guardian newspaper, "the foxy female version, with shoulder-length straight auburn hair in place of Ronald's frizzy mop, smolders at the camera in a flowing yellow dress, and later a red and white striped bikini with thigh-length leggings and red high heels."'







The article ends with this, which doesn't sound like the best soundbite:

'According to the Times, when faced with accusations that hamburgers were inimical to the country's diet, Den Fujita, the first McDonald's Japan president, declared: "The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond."'

Good lord.

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=46494

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I see you've been taking semantics lessons from Paigow.

Anti-semantic fuck.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I get it already. You're such a fop, you mistake your latent homosexuality for fashion quirks. Face up to it, Sebby. Go all Carson Kressley. It's the only way you'll ever be truly happy.

Would you be my Alan Ginsberg boyfriend?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I hope that when you reach your 10,000th post (probably this afternoon), it is better than this.

Oh shit. Fringe's is getting smacked around by nfh.

This should be amusing for the next few months.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
'The If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond."'

Good lord.

TM

And don't forget the mayo.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I hope that when you reach your 10,000th post (probably this afternoon), it is better than this.

Fringey.

Here's some hepful advice from Thurgreedz Pimp Site:



Cordially,

Vicious D. Fish Kicks

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Would you be my Alan Ginsberg boyfriend?

Only if I can drag you naked through the negro streets at dawn, looking for an angry fix.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Someone stole Jennifer Garner's wig from the first season of Alias, I see.

If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond."'
TM

He deliberately left out the part about their asses getting fat.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Anti-semantic fuck.

No, no, it's okay -- I'm half-semantic.