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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-17-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
You're missing the point. If female toplessness were legalized and common, even Sidd would become desensitized. We'd all have fetishize something we don't get to see, like armpit hair or molars. If radio and tv shows were profane all the time, we'd have to invent a whole new lingo that the hoi polloi don't understand. As I understand it, urban black youths spend considerable time doing this now, and as a result they are stuck in an endless cycle of poverty and violence.

I haven't found many europeans who are desensitized to nudity, and they're exposed to it much more than we are (lucky bastards).

How come none of what you predict has happened in Europe?

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-17-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh, my apologies. I thought you were black.

What difference does it make?

TM

notcasesensitive · 09-17-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Yes. but my avatar was Herman, and he's dead already, thus no news on him.

Like Coach and Phil Hartman, Herman made his series. Grampa couldn't hold his proverbial jock. Some TV authority --sheesh.

sf

Hey, the Munsters was nothing more than a feeble Addams Family knock-off anyway. Lurch kicked Herman's ass all over the small screen. I'm just saying that along with the selection of an avatar comes a certain level of responsibility.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-17-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
As I understand it, urban black youths spend considerable time doing this now, and as a result they are stuck in an endless cycle of poverty and violence.

Have you double-checked this claim with evenodds?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-17-2003, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What difference does it make?

TM

Zero difference. There was a joke in there (and not an un-PC one).

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-17-2003, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
You're missing the point. If female toplessness were legalized and common, even Sidd would become desensitized. We'd all have fetishize something we don't get to see, like armpit hair or molars. If radio and tv shows were profane all the time, we'd have to invent a whole new lingo that the hoi polloi don't understand. As I understand it, urban black youths spend considerable time doing this now, and as a result they are stuck in an endless cycle of poverty and violence.

I assure you, I will never be desensitized to nude women. Ain't gonna happen.

The hoi polloi don't understand fuck, cunt, cocksucker, (insert rest of Carlin's 7 words here)?

Black youths in the ghetto are stuck in a cycle of violence because they were born poor, in the fucking ghetto, and were unable to get out. You have the chicken before the egg.

Our puritanism is the worst enemy of our cultural progession. It inhibits us from healthy expression of sexuality, which paradoxically has made us sex-obsessed, but in a bad "closeted" sort of way. Our govt needs to treate us like adults. Seems to work just fine in Europe... are we genetically different than the Europeans? Are we not as evolved? That what our provincial legisation would seem to suggest.

S(I've been to a nude beach... trust me... it doesn't turn you into a sex crazed rapist... in fact, it does quite the opposite)D

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-17-2003, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Zero difference. There was a joke in there (and not an un-PC one).

Good. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one. But I didn't see it. Can you point it out? Is it a movie line or something?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-17-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
S(I've been to a nude beach... trust me... it doesn't turn you into a sex crazed rapist... in fact, it does quite the opposite)D

You're a sex starved rape victim?

TM

Not Bob · 09-17-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
The Catholic churches were the only churches in the South during slave days that forced slaves and masters to worship together, which may explain a small part of why there were so few Catholic churches in the rural South.

That and the whole "the Pope is the Whore of Babylon" thing that was prevalent amongst those who settled the region.

In fact, residues of this attitude remain. When I went into a post office in the South recently after a deposition down there, there were several of these Jack Chick pamphlets on the tables by the stamp machines.

evenodds · 09-17-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one. But I didn't see it. Can you point it out? Is it a movie line or something?

TM

Funny. I wasn't giving him the benefit of the doubt, but I will await his explanation.

bold_n_brazen · 09-17-2003, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Since we're getting all personal and stuff. There was a guy in college who insisted that he and I had sex on the pool table in his frat house. Of course we didn't. Some friends and I showed up for a party and were playing pool that night. 4 of us ended up going out for some late night food. When in the hell did we have sex? While people were playing?................

When I was in college, this guy I knew in a "hey, I know your friends" kind of way, told a huge number of people that I had given him a blowjob with toothpaste.

I have many problems with this:

1) I did not blow him.
2) If I had, wy on earth would I have done it woth toothpaste in my mouth?
3) Did he imagine he tasted that fucking bad?
4) I did not blow him.
5) Who dreams up shit like "that chick blew me with toothpaste"?
6) I did not blow him.

Something is just wrong with some people...

NotFromHere · 09-17-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Thanks for noticing. When I first joined this board I never thought I'd reach such heights, but dare to dream....

Yeah, but failing to count the posts of your myraid socks, that number is counterfeit.

spookyfish · 09-17-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hey, the Munsters was nothing more than a feeble Addams Family knock-off anyway. Lurch kicked Herman's ass all over the small screen.

Bitch, please. Lurch was a punk and the Addams Family was a weak watered down version of the comic strip. Besides, Herman would never be a "manservant" for a guy named Gomez. 'Nuff said.

How dare you rank on the Munsters. There was far more reality in the Munsters than their ever was to any of your precious so- called "reality programming".

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm just saying that along with the selection of an avatar comes a certain level of responsibility.

If that's the case, why didn't you report the following, ya hypocrite?

http://heavymetal.about.com/library/.../aa052801a.htm

Spree: (Heat Miser trying to reconnect with estranged son)

sf

Not Bob · 09-17-2003, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
When I was in college, this guy I knew in a "hey, I know your friends" kind of way, told a huge number of people that I had given him a blowjob with toothpaste.

No, no, no. I said: "I snorted blow from that delicate valley which lies between b_n_b's breasts."

I did not tell them about the eyeball-licking.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-17-2003, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one. But I didn't see it. Can you point it out? Is it a movie line or something?

TM

I just find it a bit presumptuous for someone to (apparently) think as though they know everything about a different race.

(God is this going to be a dead-horse can of worms)