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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-17-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I saw a relic get called on it the other day.

Some asshole sitting at a table next to mine at lunch was looking for his waitress and yelled across the patio, "Hon? Could you come over here?" For the rest of the meal the four other people at his table berated him for the use of the word "hon." He tried to "aw shucks" away, and then he tried a very half assed apology to the waitress ("My wife says I offended you when I called you 'hon' before, and I should offer an apology.") But the rest of the table wouldn't let up on him, and despite his protests that his father and grandfather have been calling waitresses "hun" for years and it's something that you say down south, I think that it sunk in that it's not an acceptible term to someone you don't know.

What if the person is Magyar?

taxwonk · 09-17-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I spend a hell of a lot of time with gay men.

No wonder you have so much trouble getting laid.

Replaced_Texan · 09-17-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
No wonder you have so much trouble getting laid.

No fucking shit.

barely_legal · 09-17-2003, 05:40 PM

Ok, I know this has been covered in the past, but I'm too lazy to go back to the old board, and I can't read another post about how boring every other post is.

Anyway, my waterdancer is not, how shall I say, "performing" very well. I bought the attachments, and they are about as comfortable as sticking a nerf bat into my slot B (not that I've ever tried that, you pervs).

This is the only vibrator I've ever owned so I don't know if the problems is me or the tool, but I'm in the market for something new. I remember from the old board that there were mixed reactions to the Rabbit (some people loved it but some people thought there was "too much" going on). I've had at least two people highly recommend the Magic Wand, but since that sucker is over $80, I want some more consumer feedback. Also, is the attachment comfortable and actually insertable into a normal-sized slot B?

I'm thinking of breaking up with the current bf soon and I want to have something lined up to replace him before I break his widdle heart and banish his various slots and tabs from my body forever.

RT, PP, FB -- I know you three in particular are connoisseurs of the finer toys in life (and I mean that in a good way) so I will place a lot of stock in your collective advice.

Atticus Grinch · 09-17-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm thinking of breaking up with the current bf soon and I want to have something lined up to replace him before I break his widdle heart and banish his various slots and tabs from my body forever.

Widdle heart? Sounds like the Tiny, Tiny Ex-Boyfriend is about to become a party sock.

robustpuppy · 09-17-2003, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
a normal-sized slot B?

Now this would be a perfect time for anttwat to jump in, but he's too busy whining about how nobody finds him funny.

ltl/fb · 09-17-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
[barely seeking advice on needed appliance

My feeling on the rabbit, of which I am very fond, is that you don't need to use all the things that could be going on at the same time at the same time. Mine has two functions that require batteries and I really generally only use one (the cute bunny) because the other one doesn't do a lot for me. I haven't seemed to find anything that has just the cute bunny part but no rotating upper area.

That is all I can think of to contribute.

Anttwat · 09-17-2003, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now this would be a perfect time for anttwat to jump in, but he's too busy whining about how nobody finds him funny.

DAMMMIT. Go to lunch, miss a perfectly good time to make a slot joke, get reprimanded. Shit.

notcasesensitive · 09-17-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Ok, I know this has been covered in the past, but I'm too lazy to go back to the old board, and I can't read another post about how boring every other post is.

Anyway, my waterdancer is not, how shall I say, "performing" very well. I bought the attachments, and they are about as comfortable as sticking a nerf bat into my slot B (not that I've ever tried that, you pervs).

This is the only vibrator I've ever owned so I don't know if the problems is me or the tool, but I'm in the market for something new. I remember from the old board that there were mixed reactions to the Rabbit (some people loved it but some people thought there was "too much" going on). I've had at least two people highly recommend the Magic Wand, but since that sucker is over $80, I want some more consumer feedback. Also, is the attachment comfortable and actually insertable into a normal-sized slot B?

I'm thinking of breaking up with the current bf soon and I want to have something lined up to replace him before I break his widdle heart and banish his various slots and tabs from my body forever.

RT, PP, FB -- I know you three in particular are connoisseurs of the finer toys in life (and I mean that in a good way) so I will place a lot of stock in your collective advice.

I like the waterdancer, but I don't stick it into any slots, so I have no advice on that subject. I have two distinctive types of toys - ones that vibrate and ones that don't. I tend to like non-vibrating ones for insertion, and my vibrating ones are used up in front (which may be part of why I'm not thrilled by cunnilingus, but I digress). My first toy ever was phallic and vibrated, so I tried insertion and it was not that enjoyable, hence my new two tiered approach. If anyone has vibrating toy suggestions, I would be happy to hear them also. Waterdancer is the current fave, but I'm always in the market...

leagleaze · 09-17-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Anttwat
DAMMMIT. Go to lunch, miss a perfectly good time to make a slot joke, get reprimanded. Shit.

Heck, it's over for you now. That was your one and only opportunity to join the cool kids. You're fucked.

Anttwat · 09-17-2003, 06:03 PM

How about this? Mildly amusing.
OK, so I'm stealing again - but I enjoyed this.
It's arnold and gary coleman (little arnold) singing a spice girls version of I wanna be governor.

still trying

Anttwat · 09-17-2003, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Heck, it's over for you now. That was your one and only opportunity to join the cool kids. You're fucked.

So, forever banished to the land of debate camp/band camp/little house on the prairie watching losers?
*sigh*

ltl/fb · 09-17-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I like the waterdancer, but I don't stick it into any slots, so I have no advice on that subject. I have two distinctive types of toys - ones that vibrate and ones that don't. I tend to like non-vibrating ones for insertion, and my vibrating ones are used up in front (which may be part of why I'm not thrilled by cunnilingus, but I digress). My first toy ever was phallic and vibrated, so I tried insertion and it was not that enjoyable, hence my new two tiered approach. If anyone has vibrating toy suggestions, I would be happy to hear them also. Waterdancer is the current fave, but I'm always in the market...

While I have not done extensive comparison shopping, it seems like many vibrating things vibrate at the top of the inserted part. So, basically, it's vibrating largely up by your cervix. As we all know, someone can stick a scissors up there and hack off a little piece of the cervix and it only produces "a pinching feeling" so I'm kind of at a loss why you would want the vibrating stuff up there in "few nerve endings" land. Fully inserted, the rabbit's vibrating part is right where it would have the most effect. Some people may be too sensitive for this, I suppose.

leagleaze · 09-17-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Anttwat
So, forever banished to the land of debate camp/band camp/little house on the prairie watching losers?
*sigh*

You shouldn't call Atticus a loser.

barely_legal · 09-17-2003, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I like the waterdancer, but I don't stick it into any slots, so I have no advice on that subject. I have two distinctive types of toys - ones that vibrate and ones that don't. I tend to like non-vibrating ones for insertion, and my vibrating ones are used up in front (which may be part of why I'm not thrilled by cunnilingus, but I digress). My first toy ever was phallic and vibrated, so I tried insertion and it was not that enjoyable, hence my new two tiered approach. If anyone has vibrating toy suggestions, I would be happy to hear them also. Waterdancer is the current fave, but I'm always in the market...

So do you have to use two hands, one with the insertable toy and one with the vibrating toy? I don't think I could use two hands, especially if they were doing two different things -- I'm not that coordinated. Or do you just have two different methods, and alternate?

I think I need an instruction video. I'm a masturbation retard.