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12-18-2003, 02:04 PM
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#2371
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Weird Holiday Gifts
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You're dating Paris Hilton?
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No, Mrs. dL already has binoculars and night vision, all the better to spy on the neighbors.
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12-18-2003, 02:14 PM
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#2372
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Translation: I invented this.
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12-18-2003, 02:16 PM
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#2373
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I invented this.
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Re line please. |
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12-18-2003, 02:17 PM
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#2374
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Re line please.
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I think it was just meant to be her sig. Saves TM the trouble. |
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12-18-2003, 02:18 PM
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#2375
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Funniest reruns (updating the re line- Hi Me!)
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If that joke has not completely worn out its welcome
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That concept does not exist in this reality.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-18-2003, 02:19 PM
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#2376
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Weird Holiday Gifts
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No, Mrs. dL already has binoculars and night vision, all the better to spy on the neighbors.
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Or you, dude. |
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12-18-2003, 02:19 PM
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#2377
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I invented this.
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Concur. Nice job. The gayest.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-18-2003, 02:23 PM
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#2378
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Funniest reruns (updating the re line- Hi Me!)
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That concept does not exist in this reality.
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More evidence of your delusionalism.
Get a grip man, its over. You have jumped the shark of jumping the shark.
No offence, sts, iyw.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-18-2003, 02:24 PM
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#2379
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Weird Holiday Gifts
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Or you, dude.
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We live in a loft apartment. She really only has to walk across a room to spy on me. No night vision required.
edited to add that Phoebe Cates was hot (not sure what she currently looks like, hence the past tense). Way hotter than Ferris Beuler's sister, who graced these pages yesterday.
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12-18-2003, 02:28 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Like finding money in the washing machine
How great is this. Last night, I bet on the Nuggets -2 over Seattle. They were up big most of the game, and as I'm watching the ticker, I see the final, Denver 99, Seattle 98. I'm totally bummed (but not totally, because the Clippers won and covered, so I'm just down 5% for the night). Except that when I check my wsex.com account, it turns out that I had the Nuggets +2, not -2, so it's a win-win. It's like freaking finding $20 in the washing machine after you do a load of laundry.
Also, I found $20 in the washing machine after doing a load of my wife's laundry. I'm not telling her though; I'm going to use it towards the cleaning woman, which she's supposed to chip in for, but never does.
str8
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12-18-2003, 02:32 PM
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#2381
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Like finding money in the washing machine
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Also, I found $20 in the washing machine after doing a load of my wife's laundry. I'm not telling her though; I'm going to use it towards the cleaning woman, which she's supposed to chip in for, but never does.
str8
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What is this "chipping in" of which you speak? Sounds like something Coltrane would do with his roomie. |
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12-18-2003, 02:36 PM
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#2382
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
Posts: 298
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Like finding money in the washing machine
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Also, I found $20 in the washing machine after doing a load of my wife's laundry. I'm not telling her though; I'm going to use it towards the cleaning woman, which she's supposed to chip in for, but never does.
str8
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For all your talk of strip clubs and wild times, we find you doing your wife's laundry and paying the cleaning lady. Your wife is my new best friend.
I leave cash around the house, too, but mine always comes back to me. Maybe she's testing you. |
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12-18-2003, 02:36 PM
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#2383
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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I think we should have a special board for asserting patents on witticisms and clever turns of phrase. The first to post them on that board will have undisputed rights to claim invention. Upon creation of the board, no prior use defense will be allowed --- it's first claimed, first served.
Besides, it's not like we're using the IP board for any other purpose.
I hereby claim "NTTAWWT," "FWIW," "YMMV," and "Timmy." I also invented socking and a method of multi-party communication via sequential publication of topically responsive writings in chronological order on matters of community interest, which I propose to call a "board."
Edited to add: FWIW, I also invented irony. I remember it well: it was an alchemical lab explosion in which, ironically, I was trying to convert leady to goldy.
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12-18-2003, 02:39 PM
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#2384
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Like finding money in the washing machine
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
... I'm not telling her though; I'm going to use it towards the cleaning woman...
str8
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Str8, man, keeping separate accounts AND keeping secrets. Doesn't sound like this marriage thing will last for you. So what, will the cleaning woman be the next Mrs. Str8?
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A wee dram a day!
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12-18-2003, 02:40 PM
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#2385
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Weird Holiday Gifts
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A trip this winter to a central american vacation destination (not specified as it is unusual enough to be outable). I had to tell her so that we could coordinate vacation time, etc. Still, she loved. That and a bunch of camera equipment, which is what she has been jonesing for lately.
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Can we please wife swap??? I just lost my wallet and my commone sense getting mine her gift, and its just more fucking diamonds. Oh, and I really dig it that your wife's so into anal.
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