Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think both of you are compulsively lying. And I thought you were tall or whatever. If you are making the small bathroom look bigger, that would tend to indicate that you are undersized not supersized.

Trust me, Im supersized, darling, I just live in an apartment with a smallish bathroon. Mrs. dL is compulsive about everything in the bathroom being white (floors, towels, soap, etc) to maximize its size.

[SlaveNoMore]

notcasesensitive
Who?

That new pitcher for the Cubs

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Better than me bringing up A-Rod, no?

The majority of Yankees fans I've spoken with think the trade is great, but have also admitted that the difference in budgets in MLB is embarrassing and they feel a little guilty about it.* And that the Yankees are losing their mystique by purchasing mercenaries instead of developing homegrown players.

No matter, when the Yankees don't win it all this year, it will be much more embarrassing to be a Yankee fan than a fan of any other team that didn't win. I'm looking forward to Steinbrenner's heart attack.

*Not towards Red Sox fans of course. But to the rest of baseball.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Trust me, Im supersized, darling, I just live in an apartment with a smallish bathroon. Mrs. dL is compulsive about everything in the bathroom being white (floors, towels, soap, etc) to maximize its size.

Too easy.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Trust me, Im supersized, darling, I just live in an apartment with a smallish bathroon. Mrs. dL is compulsive about everything in the bathroom being white (floors, towels, soap, etc) to maximize its size.

funny. I thought that women who were concerned about size went black. (softball, swung at)

and, on a related note (sorta), anyone care to wager with me that William Hung is not? and is that ironic, PLF?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm looking forward to Steinbrenner's heart attack.

That would be cool. I have im in my death pool. How's he looking lately, NYers?

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
The majority of Yankees fans I've spoken with think the trade is great, but have also admitted that the difference in budgets in MLB is embarrassing and they feel a little guilty about it.*

*Not towards Red Sox fans of course. But to the rest of baseball.

The only thing that bothers me about this is that we'll never get to see if Donnie Baseball could improve Sori's patience at the plate.

And on the contrary, every small market team in baseball should applaud this trade as they will now receive even more free money in luxury tax revenue sharing (as well as even greater stadium attendance revenue) from the Yankees. But will these cry-baby teams like Kansas City or Minnesota or Pittsburgh actually invest their share in players? Of course not. The owners will just pocket the cash.

I think I need new towels to now match my curtain. Thinking about the loden.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That would be cool. I have im in my death pool. How's he looking lately, NYers?

does your death pool work points, reverse from 100 based on age? Mine does. I had the baby born with the second head, so i hit jackpot! I also have michael Jackson's boytoy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I think I need new towels to now match my curtain. Thinking about the loden.

So the curtain is loden? Is there some kind of pattern woven in? Hmmm.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So the curtain is loden? Is there some kind of pattern woven in? Hmmm.

bacon tastes good!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
bacon tastes good!

Food AND decor?!?!? This is like the best FB day in months!!!!

Bacon cheeseburgers are yummy.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
does your death pool work points, reverse from 100 based on age? Mine does. I had the baby born with the second head, so i hit jackpot! I also have michael Jackson's boytoy.

No. neither of those would qualify as a "celebrity" in mine either. We do have to pick one wildcard - under 50, no known ailments, no known addictions, etc. If the wildcard hits - automatically split the pot with people who had most hits.

This is my first year in the pool and I've written it off already because I was not thinking about this stuff far enough in advance. This year I am doing research throughout the year, so as to know the Tug McGraw-type picks for next year.

Ps. While I hate baseball posts, I admit that Tug McGraw was one of my faves as a kid.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have a plastic shower curtain in my guest bathroom. No liner. Or all liner. Depending on how you look at it.

Of course I never shower there, so what do I care?* Glass shower door all the way, baaaby.

And Slave thought this was a good conversation for the board why?


*and, Coltrane, I'm hot.

I used to have a clear plastic shower curtain liner. I was always trying to convince female friends to shower at my house. I'm the perfect candidate for those X10 ads. Wait, did I say that last part out loud?

Now we have a glass block surround for our shower with no door at all.

Oh yeah, edited to add, for hotness, you know where to reach me to send proof.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
*and, Coltrane, I'm hot.

This reminds me of how past my prime I am. I miss the good old days when I knew what nearly every FBer looked like.

[SlaveNoMore]

dc_chef
This reminds me of how past my prime I am. I miss the good old days when I knew what nearly every FBer looked like.

With a little help from the stool.