Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I think I know! It's the word "honors," right? It should be something like "props." "VH1 Hip Hop Props." Am I right?

You get zero points for your incorrect answer, Mr. Flower.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You get zero points for your incorrect answer, Mr. Flower.

Is that like zero carbs? Because the kitty's looking a little puffy today.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I was in neither SF nor Munich this weekend, but at one point I was wearing a genuine German dirndl with a leather top. No ribs, but hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Poll: would fucking a woman who had had all of her ribs removed be hot? Would it be less hot if said woman were NOT wearing a dirndl?

I'd be worried about crushing the lungs, heart, and all those other organs that are protected by the ribcage. But (a) I don't do women and (b) I may be unusually athletic.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I've posted on Craigslist for the past six weeks, using my spell-check to make sure that I had few grammatical errors, revealing myself through insightful verbiage to be a sensitive, honest soul in search of simple things, gently encouraging the romantic side of the Craigslist community to take risk on a truly nice guy, but to no avail. No woman has yet to accept my subtle, yet passionate overtures. I am left alone.

I can't imagine why. It must be my immense cock that intimidates people. I always to used to think that it was such gift to be blessed with such a gargantuan appendage, but I’m starting to realize that it often gets in the way of real communication. Believe me, I've tried dealing with this in a variety of ways but with little success; I've mentioned it as a matter-of-fact in the first sentence. “Hi, me and my massive mutton musket would like to show you around new york…”. I've used the posting title "This SWM wants romance with a SWF who can handle a humongous stiffy", and I’ve even written postings that only spoke of it off-hand, “…so if you’d like to go to the Kabuki show tonight at the Lincoln Center with a nice guy who is hung with a colossal dong and cobblers, just drop me a line…”. All to no avail. What is with women these days? They say that they’re looking for honesty and sensitivity and sophistication but when they have it in the form of a good-looking yet vulnerable 28 year old man who’s hefty meat stick resembles some kind of mammoth fraternity pledge fist, they get shy all of a sudden. Sometimes I get dejected by this rejection and I just want to lie and not even mention just how incredibly large my pork sword can be.

I hope someone reads this and doesn’t just skip over to the next posting. After all, behind this message there’s just a nice, yet incredibly well-hung guy looking for a girl that wants love and romance with someone who’s purple plum perch looks like an Edgar Rice Burroughs cover art creation.

Thanks,

John

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've posted on Craigslist for the past six weeks, using my spell-check to make sure that I had few grammatical errors, revealing myself through insightful verbiage to be a sensitive, honest soul in search of simple things, gently encouraging the romantic side of the Craigslist community to take risk on a truly nice guy, but to no avail. No woman has yet to accept my subtle, yet passionate overtures. I am left alone.

I can't imagine why. It must be my immense cock that intimidates people. I always to used to think that it was such gift to be blessed with such a gargantuan appendage, but I’m starting to realize that it often gets in the way of real communication. Believe me, I've tried dealing with this in a variety of ways but with little success; I've mentioned it as a matter-of-fact in the first sentence. “Hi, me and my massive mutton musket would like to show you around new york…”. I've used the posting title "This SWM wants romance with a SWF who can handle a humongous stiffy", and I’ve even written postings that only spoke of it off-hand, “…so if you’d like to go to the Kabuki show tonight at the Lincoln Center with a nice guy who is hung with a colossal dong and cobblers, just drop me a line…”. All to no avail. What is with women these days? They say that they’re looking for honesty and sensitivity and sophistication but when they have it in the form of a good-looking yet vulnerable 28 year old man who’s hefty meat stick resembles some kind of mammoth fraternity pledge fist, they get shy all of a sudden. Sometimes I get dejected by this rejection and I just want to lie and not even mention just how incredibly large my pork sword can be.

I hope someone reads this and doesn’t just skip over to the next posting. After all, behind this message there’s just a nice, yet incredibly well-hung guy looking for a girl that wants love and romance with someone who’s purple plum perch looks like an Edgar Rice Burroughs cover art creation.

Thanks,

John

I have highlighted his problem for your edification. Please feel free to forward this information to your "friend" John.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have highlighted his problem for your edification. Please feel free to forward this information to your "friend" John.

Fringey is nothing if not helpful (and selfless -- I forgot the selfless part).

[Dave]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I think I know! It's the word "honors," right? It should be something like "props." "VH1 Hip Hop Props." Am I right?

I'm just wondering, will there be a shout out* to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch during the show? Vanilla in the house?

D

* I sincerely apologize to anyone who actually has ghetto cred for this. I don't speak street.

[Jean Socteau]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I think I know! It's the word "honors," right? It should be something like "props." "VH1 Hip Hop Props." Am I right?

The reward of art is not fame or success but intoxication: that is why so many bad artists are unable to give it up.

- Jean Socteau

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Fringey is nothing if not helpful (and selfless -- I forgot the selfless part).

Out of the goodness of my heart, I would be happy to tutor John on essential grammar points and to discuss with him why using spellcheck is unlikely to fix one's grammar errors.

Unless he's really, really big, in which case I might be physically unable to provide the optimum mix of positive and negative feedback.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Out of the goodness of my heart, I would be happy to tutor John on essential grammar points and to discuss with him why using spellcheck is unlikely to fix one's grammar errors.

Unless he's really, really big, in which case I might be physically unable to provide the optimum mix of positive and negative feedback.

I don't think that will be a problem. My place or you're's?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't think that will be a problem. My place or you're's?

Ours, baby.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Unless he's really, really big, in which case I might be physically unable to provide the optimum mix of positive and negative feedback.

How would his size matter in terms of negative (for him, that is) feedback?

(Hi!)

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've posted on Craigslist for the past six weeks, using my spell-check to make sure that I had few grammatical errors, revealing myself through insightful verbiage to be a sensitive, honest soul in search of simple things, gently encouraging the romantic side of the Craigslist community to take risk on a truly nice guy, but to no avail. No woman has yet to accept my subtle, yet passionate overtures. I am left alone.

I can't imagine why. It must be my immense cock that intimidates people. I always to used to think that it was such gift to be blessed with such a gargantuan appendage, but I’m starting to realize that it often gets in the way of real communication. Believe me, I've tried dealing with this in a variety of ways but with little success; I've mentioned it as a matter-of-fact in the first sentence. “Hi, me and my massive mutton musket would like to show you around new york…”. I've used the posting title...

Thanks,

John

I can't believe this grammatical error has passed through so many screens.

Anyway, I was guessing that Coltrane was going to post this one:

Photo of car with doggy-style sex outlines left in car dust

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I can't believe this grammatical error has passed through so many screens.

Anyway, I was guessing that Coltrane was going to post this one:

Photo of car with doggy-style sex outlines left in car dust

I'm thinking that someone need to repost this one: http://houston.craigslist.org/about/.../39487611.html.

It's been a long time since they've updated.

etfix link

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I can't believe this grammatical error has passed through so many screens.

Anyway, I was guessing that Coltrane was going to post this one:

Photo of car with doggy-style sex outlines left in car dust

I think the alliterative effect allows it to don a mantle of grammatical license (yes, there is SO such a thing!).