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05-20-2005, 05:15 PM
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#2371
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Stolen Fork
I like your screen name.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-20-2005, 05:16 PM
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#2372
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by ironweed
Dunno about that, but she's got a real future in smuggling cigarettes and cuban booze across the border. Between that, the hockey groupie stories and generally being the undisputed blowjob queen she's looking at early retirement, or at least a seven figure advance for her autobiography.
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Don't forget the Issac Mizrahi encounter. Awe inspiring. |
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05-20-2005, 05:16 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by ironweed
Dunno about that, but she's got a real future in smuggling cigarettes and cuban booze across the border. Between that, the hockey groupie stories and generally being the undisputed blowjob queen she's looking at early retirement, or at least a seven figure advance for her autobiography.
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Oooh! Ooooh! Can I be the copy editor? You know, it is my dream to copy edit the Great American Novel (although I would happily revise my dream to copy edit the Great Canadian Novel.) |
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05-20-2005, 05:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't forget the Issac Mizrahi encounter. Awe inspiring.
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"Encounter"? It was a date!
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-20-2005, 05:19 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by dtb
Oooh! Ooooh! Can I be the copy editor? You know, it is my dream to copy edit the Great American Novel (although I would happily revise my dream to copy edit the Great Canadian Novel.)
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Are you saying Gwinky made all of it up? |
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05-20-2005, 05:23 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Wasted away again...
So, today I get an email from Sirius Radio, giving me all kinds of information about new services, upgrades, folks who've visited their studios, etc. Most of it (Martha Stewart radio, Howard Stern) I'd either already heard about or didn't care about.
But then, there it was... Radio Margaritaville.
Because sometimes you just need to listen to Jimmy Buffett.
I am so happy it is summer. |
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05-20-2005, 05:24 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you saying Gwinky made all of it up?
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Ok, ok. I didn't actually have a lunch date with Isaac Mizrahi.
It was more like just coffee. |
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05-20-2005, 05:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2005
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New Weekend Poll for The Guys
Who would put their dick in Paig's mouth?
If you would, how many drinks does it take to forget she's a nutbag.
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Ain't no blowjob worth gettin' my winker dinker chewed off in a moment of psycho lust gone awry.
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05-20-2005, 05:26 PM
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Stolen Fork
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I like your screen name.
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Shoulda waited for the first post. |
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05-20-2005, 05:27 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Attention Please: POLL
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Originally posted by Fugee
More importantly, has Gwinky ever given instruction on how to have an orgasm while giving one? Considering her story about getting one from a bus ride, I think she is just lucky/blessed. If she could teach this skill, she could retire from law.
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How have I missed this part of the legend of GWNC? I am similarly blessed, it seems. I can have one just sitting in my office under certain circumstances, usually if I have had a morning deposition. Residual effects and all that. |
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05-20-2005, 05:27 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Attention Please: POLL
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's at Infirm
And now it's here.
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That was a private message between TM and Sidd. You really shouldn't post it for the world to see.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-20-2005, 05:28 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't forget the Issac Mizrahi encounter. Awe inspiring.
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What? I need to read this board more closely. |
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05-20-2005, 05:28 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, ok. I didn't actually have a lunch date with Isaac Mizrahi.
It was more like just coffee.
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sorry but no. If that were true you would have fixed the haphazard manicure.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-20-2005, 05:29 PM
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Wasted away again...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So, today I get an email from Sirius Radio, giving me all kinds of information about new services, upgrades, folks who've visited their studios, etc. Most of it (Martha Stewart radio, Howard Stern) I'd either already heard about or didn't care about.
But then, there it was...Radio Margaritaville.
Because sometimes you just need to listen to Jimmy Buffett.
I am so happy it is summer.
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This raises two questions: 1) can you actually listen to "Cheeseburger In Paradise" all the way through, and 2) does he have more than two songs?
Don't tell paigow, but they're launching an all-Bob-Weir-all-the-time channel that plays "Victim or the Crime" every hour on the hour. |
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05-20-2005, 05:31 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sorry. If that were true you wouldn't have the haphazard manicure.
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goddamn it. Ok, it was like this. I saw him on the street, he gave me the patented nod of approval - I asked if I could give him a blowjob, and he said "fuck you, you skanky ho, I'm gay as cheese". As I said before, a typical "lunch date." |
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