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Hank Chinaski · 07-27-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
But no cows? You would think that sharing some genetic traits (I assume) with "Miss Toronto Legs" would be worth at least an Elsie or two.

Apropos of nothing, I find myself wondering how my beloved Blueshirts will be able to survive under the new financial requirements. They've got some seriously big contracts for some somewhat underperforming talent out there.

If I were Bobby Holik or Darius Kasperitus, I'd be worried about getting into a Town Car with Jersey plates for a ride to the airport.

Aren't you happy that the Wings are now toast? They dumped 3 regulars yesterday, and more are leaving.

sunnybunny · 07-27-2005, 12:11 PM

to wear this shirt?

or this one?

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This headline from the Philadelphia Inquirer this morning:
"Hot. Hot. Not. The oppressive heat is slowing people's pace. But relieve is in sight."

http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/12230456.htm

It's hotter up there than it is here in Florida at the moment. All of us in the Sunshine State are laughing at you.

Not shocked at all.

Lived in Philly for close to a decade.

Have yet to purchase an Inquirer.

Only thing worse than its grammar/misspellings are its articles. It's all crap, and worse, exclusively local crap, all sandwiched between ads for granny-panties-style lingerie at Lord & Taylor and sales on day glo culottes at Strawbridges.

Does Philly not realize it's an Amtrak stop in the DC/NYC corridor?

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2005, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
to wear this shirt?

or this one?

The more important question you must ask yourself is if you have the rack for it.

BTW, here's a fashion tip for the ladies...

Bag the textured, lacy bras when wearing a tight shirt. I ssee a lot of women wearing these frilly bras under t-shirts and form fitting buttoned down shirts. The frilly shit on the bra creates this weird texture underneath the shirt. The surface of your boobs appears to be pebbled. Breasts should be smooth, not pebbled with frills. The sole "texture," if any, should be an erect nipple. Either work the European no bra look (super sexy) or wear a smooth bra with no frilly shit on the outside. But please, bag those bras that make you look like you've got a bunch of sand stuck between the outside of your bra and your shirt.

Replaced_Texan · 07-27-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
to wear this shirt?

or this one?

How old are you?

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-27-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
But no cows? You would think that sharing some genetic traits (I assume) with "Miss Toronto Legs" would be worth at least an Elsie or two.

Apropos of nothing, I find myself wondering how my beloved Blueshirts will be able to survive under the new financial requirements. They've got some seriously big contracts for some somewhat underperforming talent out there.

If I were Bobby Holik or Darius Kasperitus, I'd be worried about getting into a Town Car with Jersey plates for a ride to the airport.

I was just reading that Alexei Yashin makes $10 million (before roll-back). What kind of insanity is that?

Pretty Little Flower · 07-27-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm fairly certain my wisdom teeth have grown into my brain. The pain is probably from their taking root in my frontal lobe. If I start typing non-responsive gibberish some day, call me an ambul...

If you START typing non-responsive gibberish some day??? START?!?!?!?!?

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Fuck it.

Off to the emergency room...

eta: DOH! stp!

Not Bob · 07-27-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Aren't you happy that the Wings are now toast? They dumped 3 regulars yesterday, and more are leaving.

No. For me to be happy, Scotty Bowman would have to be lured out of retirement, rehired, and then dumped.

Actually, even that wouldn't be enough. Friggen commie-loving Red Army bastards.

sunnybunny · 07-27-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
How old are you?

29, but not for very long.

ltl/fb · 07-27-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We got 50 goats for my sister.

Wouldn't that be a bride price, not a dowry? I mean, really. In the article.

God, now I'm going to have to look it up.

sunnybunny · 07-27-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The more important question you must ask yourself is if you have the rack for it.

BTW, here's a fashion tip for the ladies...

Bag the textured, lacy bras when wearing a tight shirt. I ssee a lot of women wearing these frilly bras under t-shirts and form fitting buttoned down shirts. The frilly shit on the bra creates this weird texture underneath the shirt. The surface of your boobs appears to be pebbled. Breasts should be smooth, not pebbled with frills. The sole "texture," if any, should be an erect nipple. Either work the European no bra look (super sexy) or wear a smooth bra with no frilly shit on the outside. But please, bag those bras that make you look like you've got a bunch of sand stuck between the outside of your bra and your shirt.

Are you really this stupid? Tight-fitting tops are the perfect excuse for wearing the ultra-padded/pushed up/god this thing has no airflow bra because I "need full coverage or else I'll look like a gravel bra" chick

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Are you really this stupid? Tight-fitting tops are the perfect excuse for wearing the ultra-padded/pushed up/god this thing has no airflow bra because I "need full coverage or else I'll look like a gravel bra" chick

Reread what I wrote. I think you missed what I was saying.

My point was that you should not wear a bra with any lacy shit on it under a tight shirt because the lace creates odd textures under the fabric of the shirt, which detract from the appearance of the breast. WTF does this have to do with a push up bra? If the push up bra has no lace on it, its fine. If its lacy, it will give you what I think you referred to as the "gravel bra" look.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you START typing non-responsive gibberish some day??? START?!?!?!?!?

I will not respond to anyone who uses "!?!?!." There's no need for that. Its a slippery slope to all caps, and I just don't go there.

Replaced_Texan · 07-27-2005, 12:43 PM

According to their website, the ACL people think that they're on pace to run out of three day passes sometime this week. Obviously, you can pick up passes from str8 at any time, but he might end up charging a premium...

ltl/fb · 07-27-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reread what I wrote. I think you missed what I was saying.

My point was that you should not wear a bra with any lacy shit on it under a tight shirt because the lace creates odd textures under the fabric of the shirt, which detract from the appearance of the breast. WTF does this have to do with a push up bra? If the push up bra has no lace on it, its fine. If its lacy, it will give you what I think you referred to as the "gravel bra" look.

I think she was expressing that she hates the horrible super-push-up bras, and that you are giving wearers of those the basis for defending such bras as "not lacy" (when, of course, they are not lacy).