A sad, constant bid for attention - Page 159

Shape Shifter · 10-04-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
she has nice hair. okay now tm is going to have my head for not letting a joke die.

Her hair is fat.

patentparanyc · 10-04-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Her hair is fat.

I prefer "festive"

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-04-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Am I whiffing as I reply?

"Redweld" is a brand possibly trademarked [probable]

Redwells can be referred to as same but I find it to be incorrect.

I believe they are always that faded burnt sienna color.

Not at all. Do you know any songs about redwelds?

patentparanyc · 10-04-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Not at all. Do you know any songs about redwelds?

no, doesn't seem to have the same cache as pre pubescent yearnings/cravings.

Hank Chinaski · 10-04-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Thank you for settling that.

I always thought it was Redwells but you're telling me they're Redwelds? Really? Do they come in any color other than Red?

they're rusty-salmon, or maybe late migration salmon, certainly not red.

Was that an attempt to seem more "regular guy?"

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-04-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
they're rusty-salmon, or maybe late migration salmon, certainly not red.

Was that an attempt to seem more "regular guy?"

Thank you for posting.

Hank Chinaski · 10-04-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You know, Spanky, some guys are into models. I think most guys see them for what they are -- an an insubstantial image rather than reality -- but some guys want that image to be their reality. More power to you.

But images are fleeting. Styles change, and with them the images change as well. What is desirable one day is passe the next. This could be the image you're chasing next:

Fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier found his own way to comment on the 'size zero' debate - by putting a larger model down the catwalk to show off his clothes.
Dressed in a daring black corsetry, the plus-sized model dwarfed her fellow waif-like catwalk queens.

Clearly more of a size 20 than the controversial model Size 0, this voluptuous woman proved big is beautiful as she strutted down the runway at Gaultier's 30th anniversary show yesterday during fashion week in Paris.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...cc=picbox&ct=5

ughh!!! she has man hands.

patentparanyc · 10-04-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
they're rusty-salmon, or maybe late migration salmon, certainly not red.

Was that an attempt to seem more "regular guy?"

again, I like "burnt sienna" like Crayola.

Hank Chinaski · 10-04-2006, 01:46 PM

As I'm sure you all could have guessed, I am an extremely sucessful lawyer who works in a very rich suburban locale.

Also, I'm extremely buff, and run 5 or 6 days a week.

Here's the thing: I run from my office back into a residential neighborhood. At the furtherest point on my loop is a middle school. One thing about rich suburb is there are no fast food or gas stations....so

When I'm out and have to go twosies I have been going to the middle school office and asking permission to use the restroom. For over 6 years now they have let me use the staff restroom. I pay taxes you know.

Anyway, a half hour ago, the Principal told me that with the sick men killing girls in those two schools over the last few weeks THE POLICY HAS CHANGED. no access for Hank

I now believe we should profile and lock up anyone who seems to be looking at unerage girls. That way we'll all be able to defecate more freely.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-04-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Depending on what "abnormal" and "deviant" mean (obviously they are synonymous with "wrong" but I'm not sure what shadings of meaning Spanky gives them), I think it may be both of those for a 40 y-o to solicit sex from a 16 y-o.

Not if they are meant in a scientific/statistical way, though, because on that I don't know -- don't have the data.

Why don't you address Spanky directly when you write something that is clearly a response to him? I find this exceedingly annoying.

TM

ltl/fb · 10-04-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As I'm sure you all could have guessed, I am an extremely sucessful lawyer who works in a very rich suburban locale.

Also, I'm extremely buff, and run 5 or 6 days a week.

Here's the thing: I run from my office back into a residential neighborhood. At the furtherest point on my loop is a middle school. One thing about rich suburb is there are no fast food or gas stations....so

When I'm out and have to go twosies I have been going to the middle school office and asking permission to use the restroom. For over 6 years now they have let me use the staff restroom. I pay taxes you know.

Anyway, a half hour ago, the Principal told me that with the sick men killing girls in those two schools over the last few weeks THE POLICY HAS CHANGED. no access for Hank

I now believe we should profile and lock up anyone who seems to be looking at unerage girls. That way we'll all be able to defecate more freely.

I think you are looking at them, particularly given your strong defense of Spanky.

But maybe you are wearing a blindfold around the school?

ltl/fb · 10-04-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why don't you address Spanky directly when you write something that is clearly a response to him? I find this exceedingly annoying.

TM

Because I would have had to go back a page. At the time, that seemed exceedingly annoying. So I replied to someone who was replying to him. ETA and I was STPing so as to be less repetitious, which judging by your post below is not something you are all that into.

I thought about adding a "2" at the beginning, so as to link w/SS's post, but decided it was unnecessary.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-04-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going to a Quinceanera this weekend. I've never met the kid, but her mother was a good friend/coworker until she moved away about a year ago. I think mom is sort of using this as a way to reconnect with old friends, and since I like her a lot, I have no objection to going to her kid's coming of age celebration to catch up. However, I don't have really a way of interrogating mom to find out what the girl wants/needs/is allowed to receive. It's been awhile since I've been 15, and I don't really know that many 15 year old girls.

Any ideas what to get a 15 year old girl for a major birthday?

A box of condoms and Spanky's phone number?

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-04-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
no sex
no drugs
no wine
no women
no fun
no sin
no you
no wonder it's hard

Relax.

patentparanyc · 10-04-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As I'm sure you all could have guessed, I am an extremely sucessful lawyer who works in a very rich suburban locale.

Also, I'm extremely buff, and run 5 or 6 days a week.

Here's the thing: I run from my office back into a residential neighborhood. At the furtherest point on my loop is a middle school. One thing about rich suburb is there are no fast food or gas stations....so

When I'm out and have to go twosies I have been going to the middle school office and asking permission to use the restroom. For over 6 years now they have let me use the staff restroom. I pay taxes you know.

Anyway, a half hour ago, the Principal told me that with the sick men killing girls in those two schools over the last few weeks THE POLICY HAS CHANGED. no access for Hank

I now believe we should profile and lock up anyone who seems to be looking at unerage girls. That way we'll all be able to defecate more freely.

Grosse Pointe?