The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I love what you've done with your hair.

I cut 8-10 inches off of mine over the holiday. It's much curlier now.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I thought I'd post an email I received from my 22-year-old buddy. I mentioned that I will be heading to Vegas at some point and he responded with this:

actually i have family out in Las Vegas and im going to hopefully go back this spring. I have not been since i turned 21, so im really excited to go back. Who are you going with. Youll have fun no matter what its definatley crazy, and spendy there. This week is dead week and next week i have a ton of finals to do. so im staying busy. all is good. talk to you soon. ill send some opium. haha

andrew

I am maintaining this relationship for the immense pleasure it brings me still. you definatley cannot make this shit up.

You're squirting right now, aren't you?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm really happy that Minneapolis has no people like this, and does not get tourists like this. Where do they COME from I wonder?

New York.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I cut 8-10 inches off of mine over the holiday. It's much curlier now.

Woww how long was that before? beyond your shoulders?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Nope. I am flesh-tone. I am also a natural blonde though so perhaps they just assumed I was stupid.

My best job ever was as a "locker room attendant" at an outdoor pool with a waterslide. This was either summers in highschool or college - I forget which, but I think college. I sat and sunned myself in a bikini* ALL DAY LONG and took about 2 hours worth of breaks every 8 hour day to go running or swimming or down the water slide. And when I say "breaks," I mean breaks from sunning myself in a bikini and occasionally moving my right thumb to "click" my counter of how many kids came through with pool passes sewn into their swimsuits.

*I was, of course, much thinner than ppnyc. Men stared at my tits without excuse of their wife having similar tits but merely because I myself have nice tits.

My best job was the three summers I worked as a life guard and swim coach at a private club. I looked good during those years. Lots of swimming, biking and running. Oh yeah and unllimited access to the snack bar (which also server beer).

More good times.

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
New York.

They commute from Philly, actually. The fat ugly bastards that they are.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I cut 8-10 inches off of mine over the holiday. It's much curlier now.

It complements the shape of your face nicely. Very cute.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
and now she's opening up an A&W burger franchise (not in a mall).

The curly fries at A&W are awesome.

Originally posted by pony_trekker
WHAT TIME U COMING OVER GOT TO KILL KAT FOR RITUAL THEN WE SMOKE LOT DOPE AND GET HI

Fuck the leatherbound first editions. The pride of my library collection is a book I plan to hand down to my children when they ask me what it was like to grow up on Long Island in the late 20th Century.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yay I'm a prostitute!!! All the time!!!!

I'm not actually going to question this, but what Abba said was "look" like a prostitute. Which is different. I think.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yay I'm a prostitute!!! All the time!!!!

Woo-hoo!! Me too!!

Wanna get together and go trolling for men?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps I am whiffing, but there are Juan Meelyun natural blondes in Minnesota. My entire sorority was made up of natural blondes. Okay, maybe not the entire sorority, but probably 60%.

Did they send the non-blondes to the kitchen?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
The curly fries at A&W are awesome.

The regular fries aren't actually potatoes. People used to comment on them all the time. About how gooood they were. I can't remember if I confessed or not that they weren't actually potatoes but they came out of a fry making machine and was actually potato powder.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Borat
Is Engish professor this man? Borat very like study English with professor with opium.

Is the movie as unfunny as this sock?

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Woo-hoo!! Me too!!

Wanna get together and go trolling for men?

Is it true that the phrase "trolling for men" was first coined in the houseboat-brothels of Canada?