Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Anttwat
So as "holder of the device" you made yourself expendible and obsolete. Apparently she figured out how to hold her own device. Much more efficiency in that plan.
You are supposed to market yourself as "owner of the device" just a thought for next time. Or when you're with Paigow.

Will you lend me one?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But I also think that they way people phrase things is frequently a reflection of how they really perceive it.

No wonder she left.

Alright. I deserved that.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Ladies, ladies, ladies...

Granted you can't try them out online, but as I posted last night, Adult DVD Empire.com is currently giving away a free vibrator with toy purchase. Now if we can just get a sponsored link to those guys... $$$$$$$

Also, FWIW, while reading this discussion a local talk station was having a discussion of a website which has 55 different sizes of condoms, and has a printable measuring tool which will find the right size for any guy... Funny because the exact sizes are coded with a letter/number combination so as to not be obviously tiny or huge. In terms of general sizing, apparently for self-esteem issues the smallest is "long" and "wide". Sort of like Starbucks, but you don't wanna be drinking out of it...

A very suitable post 300 for me, I might add.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's only a matter of time before the email with this poor guy's resume and the following cover letter reaches you.

Bless your heart for deleting the poor guy's name.

You are kinder than I was, when I forwarded it to about 20 people at different firms all across the country. I even left in the forwarding comments from the recruiting coordinators of a number of firms.

[Anttwat]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Will you lend me one?

Um.......don't you have a "built-in" device?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you quoting back the minister Fugee knows pretty well when she asked her question?

I didn't actually ask him that. I considered it because I know him pretty well but because I don't know him really well I wasn't sure if he'd get that I was teasing that his church doesn't fit the stereotype of what a black church is.

What he did say is that he heard me singing and almost called me up to do a number. That struck enough terror in my heart to not make any jokes about the congregation's singing.

Speaking of cracks about Scandinavian Lutherans, a speaker at a multi-denominational event here last month asked how many in the audience were Lutheran. A number of people raised their hands. The speaker said "See, you can get your hands above your head." Ba dum bum.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Bless your heart for deleting the poor guy's name.

You are kinder than I was, when I forwarded it to about 20 people at different firms all across the country. I even left in the forwarding comments from the recruiting coordinators of a number of firms.

I wanna see the snarky comments!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Anttwat
Um.......don't you have a "built-in" device?

As much as I've tried, I can't get it to vibrate that quickly.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anttwat
Um.......don't you have a "built-in" device?

Not one that can simultaneously be inserted sufficiently and provide vibration to the relevant area(s).

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Anttwat
Um.......don't you have a "built-in" device?

I thought he was calling you a tool, but I may have simply been reading a joke into it.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
As much as I've tried, I can't get it to vibrate that quickly.

Try using more crank. Worked for me.

L.L. Cool A.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
As much as I've tried, I can't get it to vibrate that quickly.

Wasn't there a bad movie in which Gary Shandling played an alien who came to earth to father a child and his penis vibrated? Shape Shifter, do you have any insight into this?

I think Annette Bening might have been in it too.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wasn't there a bad movie in which Gary Shandling played an alien who came to earth to father a child and his penis vibrated? Shape Shifter, do you have any insight into this?

I think Annette Bening might have been in it too.

What Planet Are You From?

Earthgirls Are Easy it Ain't.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I wanna see the snarky comments!

I'll type in the best of all:

"I am somewhat concerned at the quality of associates we are bringing back for second interviews from the on-campus process. In general, students today seem to lack the drive, endurance and passion for the law that we should aspire to find in our summer clerks. In contrast, this exceptional candidate sets a fine example of such qualities, and as you will note below, firms such as Shearman, Chadbourne, Crevath [sic], and White & Case are all competing fiercely for his participation in their summer programs. If we consider our firm a player in this market, I think we're compelled to compete for this level of talent. Please let me know when I can call him for a second interview."

[dtb]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I'll type in the best of all:

"I am somewhat concerned at the quality of associates we are bringing back for second interviews from the on-campus process. In general, students today seem to lack the drive, endurance and passion for the law that we should aspire to find in our summer clerks. In contrast, this exceptional candidate sets a fine example of such qualities, and as you will note below, firms such as Shearman, Chadbourne, Crevath [sic], and White & Case are all competing fiercely for his participation in their summer programs. If we consider our firm a player in this market, I think we're compelled to compete for this level of talent. Please let me know when I can call him for a second interview."

Are we certain this was not meant in an, um, (dare I say it?) ironic sense? {{shudder}}