Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yes, you are trying to be a Timmy, and you are succeeding.

I know what the word means. I looked it up too.

I was trying to be clever and referencing a discussion from earlier in the day...[I apologize if I failed to be clever...]

Actually, no. I just could not understand your meaning.
I'm merely a humble servant attempting to stop the spread of Bushisms and save the English language from ultimate destruction.

Seven



Edited because I can barely control my own English this morning.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Where did you find that?

Britney pic and others can be found here:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...britney_spears

aV

[ltl/fb]

Burger, my sweet, if I cannot actually make you subject to the Ignore function on for purposes of viewing the board, I have to amuse myself somehow. Apparently I amused at least one other person. While I am so so sorry that you apparently don't like that I am paying attention to you, think of it as a compliment. Or stalking, but a particularly safe kind of stalking because I don't know who you actually are and you live very very far away so I really have no way of boiling a bunny on your stove or pouring acid on your car engine or anything.

BTW, if you see any funnel clouds touching down in the next couple days, just drive or run away really fast. You can outrun a tornado. Alternatively, drive toward it honking repeatedly (or run toward it yelling) and it will become frightened and retreat.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
BTW, if you see any funnel clouds touching down in the next couple days, just drive or run away really fast. You can outrun a tornado. Alternatively, drive toward it honking repeatedly (or run toward it yelling) and it will become frightened and retreat.

Really? I've always heard you should face it down, and when it approaches, bonk it on the head.

And no, no one sent me any of the emails for the cover letter.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And I rather hope this poor sap gets a job out of this to compensate for the massive abuse he's (well, rightly) getting from everyone.

I don't. He's a Tripplehorny if I've ever seen one. And believe me, I have.

[leagleaze]

So I got an email upon which I was cc:d notifying me and a bar owner that I, in addition to one or two other people, would be inviting a bar full of lesbians to attend an event. The planners of the event are all male, and they are concerned about this fact. (I had not been previously asked to do this.)

I responded to the email that I would be happy to participate in the invitation, did they have anything in particular they wanted me to say, or should I just stand there and look female.

They said, stand there and look female and they'll give me some things to say before we get up there.

I appreciate my role. What I am wondering is, do you think I should wear a low cut shirt? Will this improve the effect of my standing there and looking female to a bar full of lesbians?

(Obviously this is a rhetorical question.)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Burger, my sweet, if I cannot actually make you subject to the Ignore function on for purposes of viewing the board, I have to amuse myself somehow.

And you deny the aptness of the PB comparison to Paigow?

Anyway, I'm still googling around for a Code-like matrix setting out what objects start flying at what windspeeds.

Meanwhile, looking out my window, I've yet to see any houses fly by. So you don't have to worry about any landing on you. But water can be pretty dangerous. So be careful--you never know what B_R_C might do for a pair of shoes.

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by leagleaze
...They said, stand there and look female and they'll give me some things to say before we get up there.

I appreciate my role. What I am wondering is, do you think I should wear a low cut shirt? Will this improve the effect of my standing there and looking female to a bar full of lesbians?

(Obviously this is a rhetorical question.)

Well, you could always just pierce your tongue, crop your hair and wear your rugby shirt around. It certainly seems to work at Wellesley.



Seven

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine


Well, you could always just pierce your tongue, crop your hair and wear your rugby shirt around.

I don't own a rugby shirt, I hate pain, and I like my hair the way it is.

So no

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And you deny the aptness of the PB comparison to Paigow?

Anyway, I'm still googling around for a Code-like matrix setting out what objects start flying at what windspeeds.

Meanwhile, looking out my window, I've yet to see any houses fly by. So you don't have to worry about any landing on you. But water can be pretty dangerous. So be careful--you never know what B_R_C might do for a pair of shoes.

Straw man,

I am unfortunately not in the path of the hurricane. Nor does anyone seem to be predicting tornadoes around here anytime soon. In addition, I'm not sure that DS would leave NYC to go to TX to get shoes, and I'm certainly not going there.

However, you should be careful or I'll stuff a mattress with you, you billowing bale of bovine fodder!

Good luck getting that brain and avoiding sparks. That would include, of course, lightening.


P.S. my apologies to purists for combining quotes from the wicked witch and the wizard.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Burger, my sweet, if I cannot actually make you subject to the Ignore function on for purposes of viewing the board, I have to amuse myself somehow. Apparently I amused at least one other person. While I am so so sorry that you apparently don't like that I am paying attention to you, think of it as a compliment. Or stalking, but a particularly safe kind of stalking because I don't know who you actually are and you live very very far away so I really have no way of boiling a bunny on your stove or pouring acid on your car engine or anything.

BTW, if you see any funnel clouds touching down in the next couple days, just drive or run away really fast. You can outrun a tornado. Alternatively, drive toward it honking repeatedly (or run toward it yelling) and it will become frightened and retreat.

It's time to up the meds, again, Fringey.

[evenodds]

Just shut up and do it.

Please.

Edited to clarify: hey, Burger and Ltl, you should just stop this online flirting and have sex. Sure, your board relationship will jump the shark like moonlighting, but just do it so the rest of us can live in peace.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Just shut up and do it.

Please.

Edited to clarify: hey, Burger and Ltl, you should just stop this online flirting and have sex. Sure, your board relationship will jump the shark like moonlighting, but just do it so the rest of us can live in peace.

bitch please, severe weather anti-advice is no more tedious than TM and bilmore having the same endless hugely long post fight they've had a million times before, and you were pissy when someone told them to take it off the board. So scroll.

After the hurricane is over there will be no reason for severe weather anti-tips, so you don't have to worry about it going on forever. Plus I think I've covered all possible severe weather complications that would result from a hurricane now.

[leagleaze]

Apparently if you are a Chief Justice and send racist emails, that's...unwise.

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/observe...al/6793153.htm


However, it is only unwise enough to cost you a couple of grand a year.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
After the hurricane is over there will be no reason for severe weather anti-tips, so you don't have to worry about it going on forever. Plus I think I've covered all possible severe weather complications that would result from a hurricane now.

how about premature balding due to excessive windspeeds, leading to depression and eventual suicide. just something to consider.