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09-18-2003, 02:34 PM
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#23941
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I see. He won't fuck you, so he must be impotent.
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In the revised comment in question, one could also substitute "robust puppy" for "Burger."
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09-18-2003, 02:34 PM
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#23942
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I'm going to go way out on a limb to predict that fringey busts you for this sentence vis-a-vis your negative net worth.
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Fuck it. I'm in debt up to my ass. hahahahahaha! It's the American way! Only Canadians pay off their debts. |
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09-18-2003, 02:35 PM
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#23943
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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Um, right.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are you fucking kidding me? We've been over this before.
Appropriate = Bitch please.
My phrase, my punctuation.
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ABBA,
Your progeny has gone out into the world, grown up, and gotten herself a comma. This happens. Live with it.
No longer a little puppy,
T&T |
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09-18-2003, 02:37 PM
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#23944
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by Puft Daddy
Just to make sure I have this straight, Timmy says 'you should only be allowed to walk'?
P (lives in the land of sprawl where that's not really an option, don't know about the original poster) D
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I think Timmy means you should buy something that you can afford rather than trying to lease something that would be beyond your means if you had to buy it and at the end of the lease you have nothing to show for it.
To be honest, I never understood car leasing -- blame it on my desire to own things but I just can't get comfortable with renting a car. Post 9/11, with the new car interest rates hovering around 0%, I don't know why anyone would lease rather than buy. I got a $40k car at 0.9%, will pay less than $1,000 interest over 4 years and have something of value at the end that I can drive for another 5+ years for "free" and still be able to make a few grand in resale or trade-in.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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09-18-2003, 02:37 PM
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#23945
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Irrelevant message for the purpose of this post.
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Why did you change the re: line? I had this song stuck in my head the other day for some stupid reason.
I finally got rid of it.
Now it's back.
You fucker.
sf
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09-18-2003, 02:39 PM
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#23946
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
In the revised comment in question, one could also substitute "robust puppy" for "Burger."
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Fringey, this makes no sense whatsoever. If you're going to get into a flame war with the Robust One (Two?), you've got to do better. I think what you mean to say is that RP is to Fringey as Fringey is to Burger (come out an play, if you're woman enough!), but that means substituting RP for Fringey and Fringey for Burger. Feel free to run any new attempts at insult past me first, I don't want RP to have to waste her time with these. |
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09-18-2003, 02:39 PM
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#23947
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by Theres and Thats
I'd play with you, but I'm afraid rumbling with your Tribute Sock could have an impact on your purity score.
Oh, hell, the innocence is gone anyway. What this board is doing to me! Let's go, you big old lumbering Tiger.
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You're kidding me. The diatribe yesterday and now you come out for this?
I've decided to be a There's and That tribute sock. Unless of course that means I have to change my avatar to some stupid tiger theme - then, no.
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09-18-2003, 02:41 PM
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#23948
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by Theres and Thats
Fringey, this makes no sense whatsoever.
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She's just bitter because I wouldn't fuck her. |
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09-18-2003, 02:41 PM
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#23949
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Why did you change the re: line? I had this song stuck in my head the other day for some stupid reason.
I finally got rid of it.
Now it's back.
You fucker.
sf
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Maybe you should increase your medication (sorry fringey - I stole that one).
But hey, at least it's not Barry Manilow.
Or the Macarena. |
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09-18-2003, 02:41 PM
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#23950
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by Anttwat
You're kidding me. The diatribe yesterday and now you come out for this?
I've decided to be a There's and That tribute sock. Unless of course that means I have to change my avatar to some stupid tiger theme - then, no.
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YAY! I AM SO EXCITED! From the bottom of my puppy heart. Please, I really do like your current avatar (and name). Don't change a thing! |
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09-18-2003, 02:42 PM
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#23951
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Um, right.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are you fucking kidding me? We've been over this before.
Appropriate = Bitch please.
My phrase, my punctuation.
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Am I fucking kidding you? No. Have we been over this before? Perhaps -- I guess I'm not Timmy enough.
Your phrase? I think not. (Or: bitch, please.) I heard this months (years?) before it emerged on this board. Orally, always with a significant pause captured best in text with the comma. In text, with a comma, to express the pause.
I am willing to acknowledge the notion that as the phrase made its way east from San Francisco, it has evolved, and that "bitch please" is a regional variant.
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09-18-2003, 02:42 PM
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#23952
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by Anttwat
You're kidding me. The diatribe yesterday and now you come out for this?
I've decided to be a There's and That tribute sock. Unless of course that means I have to change my avatar to some stupid tiger theme - then, no.
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Keep the name too. I gift it to you much in the same loving manner as Leagl when she gave me my nice shiny new hockey avatar lo these many weeks ago. Go forth and be the best There's and That sock that you can. Besides, if I had a sock that might mean that I have to start wearing underwear which would certainly cramp my style on optional days.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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09-18-2003, 02:42 PM
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#23953
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's just bitter because I wouldn't fuck her.
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Well, you do have to keep your standards! |
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09-18-2003, 02:43 PM
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#23954
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
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Originally posted by Anttwat
You're kidding me. The diatribe yesterday and now you come out for this?
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I have to say I agree with you here. T&T isn't doing me any favors.
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Unless of course that means I have to change my avatar to some stupid tiger theme - then, no.
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Jeezus Aych, don't you know who Hobbes is? Hardly a stupid tiger. |
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09-18-2003, 02:44 PM
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#23955
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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And now for something interesting.
Mrs. Chef and I are working at home today. As we were just about to have sex, the cleaning woman showed up, walked into the foyer, and started yelling, "Hello?!?" The Mrs. threw on some clothes and ran downstairs, telling them that if they started on the first floor, we would stay upstairs. Lucky for us, the bedroom door has a lock on it.
Now would be an appropriate time for all of you to weigh in with stories of your own examples of coitus interruptus, or almost coitus interruptus.
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