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04-01-2005, 12:06 AM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Damn.
R.i.P Gaston Rahier.
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04-01-2005, 12:08 AM
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#227
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Not as big of news as, say, Terri Shiavo's death but...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
but there is smoke every night during the process, yes? this is my recollection from the eons ago that the last Pope was chosen. or maybe the Pope before him, because that one didn't live very long. smoke for weeks.
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It just seemed like that because they needed a pope within a few weeks. |
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04-01-2005, 09:23 AM
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#228
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Not as big of news as, say, Terri Shiavo's death but...
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Originally posted by andViolins
My thought was that there's gonna be a whole lot of feeding tube goop left over. What's the shelf life of feeding tube goop?
Of course, this is why I'm going to hell and you're not.
aV
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My thought was that "Persistent Vegetative Popes" is a much better name for Ollie's band that "Blowjob Camels".
See you there.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-01-2005, 10:58 AM
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#229
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Cluck.
Frank Perdue, dead at 84. I would be very impressed if anybody had him. |
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04-01-2005, 11:09 AM
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#230
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Not as big of news as, say, Terri Shiavo's death but...
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Why are you asking me, given those nasty things you say about me?
But, yes, the votes take a long time, and are cast with great ritual. I understand that electioneering is frowned on and has to occur very discretely among a bunch of Cardinals hanging out in Rome for the best vacation of their last few decades, so there is not a lot of hurry to the process.
On the smoke every night, I don't believe a round of voting is always completed every day, so smoke watchers can stare at the sky for ages only to discover the Cardinals have been sequested in prayer around the holy ale keg. This is what I remember from the last times, the whole "Waiting for Godot" element of smoke-gazers.
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Didn't Dan Brown cover the details in Angels and Demons?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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04-01-2005, 02:40 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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R.I.P. Pope (?)
Italian media is saying Pope is dead, but CNN has not independently confirmed. (no link because I'm watching it on the TEEvee.)
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04-01-2005, 06:01 PM
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#232
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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R.I.P. Pope (?)
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Originally posted by dtb
Italian media is saying Pope is dead, but CNN has not independently confirmed. (no link because I'm watching it on the TEEvee.)
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Frank Perdue is dead?
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04-01-2005, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Not as big of news as, say, Terri Shiavo's death but...
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Originally posted by spookyfish
My thought was that "Persistent Vegetative Popes" is a much better name for Ollie's band that "Blowjob Camels".
See you there.
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I see that more as an album title. It's got something of a Butthole Surfers vibe to it, so I'm thinking it may be a better vehicle for Attican Bedshitter. After "Gaping Gash Lemon Brine," I figure it's an easy sell to the label. I'm sure Walmart will carry it, this time.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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04-01-2005, 06:15 PM
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#234
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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R.I.P. Pope (?)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Frank Perdue is dead?
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And yet Will Perdue lives. And some of you believe there is a god?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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04-01-2005, 10:00 PM
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#235
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Not as big of news as, say, Terri Shiavo's death but...
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I see that more as an album title. It's got something of a Butthole Surfers vibe to it, so I'm thinking it may be a better vehicle for Attican Bedshitter. After "Gaping Gash Lemon Brine," I figure it's an easy sell to the label. I'm sure Walmart will carry it, this time.
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My SO and I are starting a small punk outfit called "Original Broadway Cast." Guaranteed record sales PLUS ironic fucking with people who deserve to be fucked with.
We're now entering the studio to record our debut album, "Rent." Anyone who cannot play an instrument is invited to join. |
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04-02-2005, 01:37 AM
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#236
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Cortex the Killer
Out of the blue, a crazy dark horse just entered the race. |
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04-02-2005, 04:16 PM
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#237
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Probably not a surprise to anybody, (except Hank and Jack)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-02-2005, 04:16 PM
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#238
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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R.I.P. Pope (!)
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Originally posted by dtb
Italian media is saying Pope is dead, but CNN has not independently confirmed. (no link because I'm watching it on the TEEvee.)
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Well, only a day early.
How did more than one person not pick him? |
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04-02-2005, 07:11 PM
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#239
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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pwned
2005 will go down in history as a bad year for Popes. One of the Sedevacantist Antipopes died on March 22 with much less fanfare. Fitting, given that his followers predicted he would be crucified in Jerusalem but didn't have the gumption to see the job done themselves. Surprise, surprise --- the glorious eschaton will be delayed yet again because the Spaniards were too lazy to crucify someone who was askin' for it. |
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04-02-2005, 07:57 PM
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#240
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head . . .
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