» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
» Online Users: 692 |
| 0 members and 692 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 4,499, 10-26-2015 at 08:55 AM. |
|
 |
|
10-24-2005, 03:43 PM
|
#226
|
|
Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I suspect that yours have a certain smell, like of meatloaf, vinyl and pleather, when you are done with them. But how would you mark them?
|
you should clarify. You mean physically right?
I'm sure you can imagine how she psychologically scars them.
__________________
I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:43 PM
|
#227
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I am pretty sure that my interest in younger men disqualifies almost no one.
|
Ahem.
(Unless you mean "younger than that geezer who married Anna Nicole Smith.") |
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:45 PM
|
#228
|
|
Guest
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did a stranger give you flowers on the street for no reason?
TM
|
I wasn't wearing that supermarket mock perfume predesscor to AXE. |
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:46 PM
|
#229
|
|
Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I wasn't wearing that supermarket mock perfume predesscor to AXE.
|
ah, Impulse!! |
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:49 PM
|
#230
|
|
Guest
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ah, Impulse!!
|
Man. I knew it began with an "I", and had a silver butterfly outlined in the corresponding color to the scent (musk was perhap a blue?) on a black spray bottle. It wasn't incense. THank you. |
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:50 PM
|
#231
|
|
WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I was thinkging "lapping", like a dog, since that is how most guys do it. Maybe l can be "loving"?
I suspect that yours have a certain smell, like of meatloaf, vinyl and pleather, when you are done with them. But how would you mark them?
|
That aroma is not mark enough??!!? I think I am going to be sick.
__________________
Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:52 PM
|
#232
|
|
Guest
|
Paging G-Gash
How does one go about mantrapping someone anyway? Do you lie and say you are on the pill? Do you just let him assume you are? Avoid all discussions of birth control but sya, please do not pull out and ruin my sheets? Do you poke needle holes in the condom? I want to pass those lips on and I am ovulating soon. Is there a man(trap)ual?
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:52 PM
|
#233
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A propos of pants and dads--could someone get Juan Uribe some better-fitting pants? I'm worried he's going to catch a spike at a critical moment.
|
Apparently he has a very strange body. He's built like a tailback. He also reminds me of an "RBI Baseball" player in that, no matter where he is on the field or how close the play will be, he throws the ball as hard as he can to first base.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:54 PM
|
#234
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
Paging G-Gash
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
How does one go about mantrapping someone anyway? Do you lie and say you are on the pill? Do you just let him assume you are? Avoid all discussions of birth control but sya, please do not pull out and ruin my sheets? Do you poke needle holes in the condom? I want to pass those lips on and I am ovulating soon. Is there a man(trap)ual?
|
Perform uber-kegels and then go for the penis lock when you see his O-face.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:54 PM
|
#235
|
|
WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
|
Paging G-Gash
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
How does one go about mantrapping someone anyway? Do you lie and say you are on the pill? Do you just let him assume you are? Avoid all discussions of birth control but sya, please do not pull out and ruin my sheets? Do you poke needle holes in the condom? I want to pass those lips on and I am ovulating soon. Is there a man(trap)ual?
|
Maybe rent some creampie porn, to set the mood.
__________________
Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:56 PM
|
#236
|
|
Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
|
Curb
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
As I recall, the Third season was really good. It had the Tourette's guy and the best sesaon closer ever. "Car wash cunt" is a great line.
|
Curb came close to jumping when Larry was doing things that were clearly stupid, and clearly going to get him in trouble. All the Chefs he fired were just that.
Even though there were great episodes (Krazy Eyed Killa and the finale)
__________________
I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:57 PM
|
#237
|
|
No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
|
Confidential to Shifter
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I suspect that yours have a certain smell, like of meatloaf, vinyl and pleather, when you are done with them. But how would you mark them?
|
A sharpie?
__________________
Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:58 PM
|
#238
|
|
[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
|
A Magic - Isaiah Moment
Who is Guillen kissing after the last play of each game the Sox win?
I noticed it the first time when they won a game against Anaheim. He kissed some guy very softly on his neck. The last time I saw it was Game 1, where he kissed some guy on the lips.
I must admit to not knowing much about the Sox, but is his son on the team? A bat boy? What's going on over there?
TM
|
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:58 PM
|
#239
|
|
Guest
|
Paging G-Gash
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Perform uber-kegels and then go for the penis lock when you see his O-face.
|
I think I have actually done this, but not to mantrap. Wouldnt the rubber take on a kind of diaphagm quality, or does the guy pull out and just go for it without a new one? This might be genius.
Oh wait, I thought you meant the uberkegels to get the rubber off. Hmmmmm. Does the penis lock hurt? |
|
|
|
|
10-24-2005, 03:59 PM
|
#240
|
|
WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
|
A Magic - Isaiah Moment
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who is Guillen kissing after the last play of each game the Sox win?
I noticed it the first time when they won a game against Anaheim. He kissed some guy very softly on his neck. The last time I saw it was Game 1, where he kissed some guy on the lips.
I must admit to not knowing much about the Sox, but is his son on the team? A bat boy? What's going on over there?
TM
|
Translation: How do I get that job? (NTTAWWT)
__________________
Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
