Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 160

str8outavannuys · 11-21-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
the best part was the visual metaphor of the group turning on Rupert - they showed this not so big snake swallowing this huge-ass iguana-like lizard. MTV should start showing the Triumph video while Mike and Trishelle do voice-overs.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. That was Friggin AWESOME! The wife was pretty grossed out, but I thought it was brilliant; I couldn't help but think of Our Friend(tm) ShapeShifter while it was going on. That snake sure done did bite that lizard's head, then swallowed it big time.

pony_trekker · 11-21-2003, 02:42 PM

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Is going to be in for a suprise!

tmdiva · 11-21-2003, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If that was him waving his cloaca out his window last week, I can attest that if he isn't androgynous, at the very least it's a short putt.

Atticus, you disappoint me. How on earth would one wave around a cloaca? I guess you could wave it around, but wouldn't the waving be more of the ass it's in? Like a vagina, the cloaca is a negative space and not a positive protuberance.

tm
body parts timmy

11-21-2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Dave
Thank you for this. I will probably be executed by IT, but you're right, this was a much better version.

Too bad Paris has cancelled her appearance on Letterman

Since I wont be watching this video bc I enjoy my job, I was hoping some of you boys could help me out. Isnt Paris not unlike the so-called social xray, skinny, titless, Carolyn Bessette you all hate, but with a so-so face full of tacky makeup and a really brass highlight job? Why do you want to see her fuck>?

11-21-2003, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hmmmmmmm, you're right. Maybe we could create a job for him as spokeperson. We could feature him in tv spots flipping CooterBurgers.

Keep the ideas rolling. For whatever reason, the menu relies heavily on seafood items that are amusing in the abstract, but do not seem to go over well with the Average Coltrane. The crabs in particular were a horrendous flop. The tacos seem to be doing well, though.

Well, I am sure Coltrane has an appreciation for generic chain store fare but thats just a hunch. I suspect he wont enjoy fine ripe aged cheese on his (the Spinster Cooter Burger?) Cooterburgers. Just a slice of american will do him.

Will you be serving tossed salads?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-21-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since I wont be watching this video bc I enjoy my job, I was hoping some of you boys could help me out. Isnt Paris not unlike the so-called social xray, skinny, titless, Carolyn Bessette you all hate, but with a so-so face full of tacky makeup and a really brass highlight job? Why do you want to see her fuck>?

She's got a great body, but one of my friends last night at the weekly Thursday night kegger stated that "she's kind of a butterface". Others disagreed.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-21-2003, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, I am sure Coltrane has an appreciation for generic chain store fare but thats just a hunch.

Does this mean you're NOT going to meet me at Applebees tonight?

Hank Chinaski · 11-21-2003, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
salads?

can they have teardrop tomato's and diamond hard crouton points?

Bad_Rich_Chic · 11-21-2003, 03:05 PM

I've done 16 (17 if my pathetic-ass stint in a saddle on a ranch counts as "cowboying," but I vote no).

whale watch
safari
aurora borealis
top of sydney harbor bridge
paradise island (nicely deserted for nekkid swimming, happily)
white water rafting (roughly as fun as skiing which, from me, means not much)
rocky mountaineer (not nearly as cool as Flam railway in Norway - THAT is the scenic train that is a must-do)
Rte 66
elephants
motorcycle (a one-off: I still have scars)
gandered many waterfalls
hiked rainforest (2)
hiked glacier
rollercoaster (er, dozens)
Disneyworld
gambled Vegas (underage!)

What would I add if I could only add 5?
Orient express - but the trans siberian trek would be a really tempting replacement
space
pyramids
either gorillas or tigers - probably tigers, hit a new continent
Borneo to see the orangutans (tho I'd have to take my mother in law, she adores orangutans)

I note for the record: you needn't get to arctic to see polar bears in the wild. But I do not think you want to see polar bears in the wild, because it seems that usually either (i) you are lunch or (ii) they are otherwise getting lunch by going through your garbage and acting like the biggest racoons in the universe. (I admit the ones in the Central Park Zoo are unsatisfactory and look really unhappy in the summers.)

I'd add to their must-do list:

walk between big windows at Grand Central Station (they may have locked these passages, but it was really cool, and then you get chased by the cops).
Track a male lion marking his territory - this is cool, but scary as shit.
get charged by one of those elephants - also cool, rather more scary than the lion, actually.
Fuck the Harbor Bridge, when you go to Sydney do Carnivale and party in the Rocks with the transvestites. Now THAT is a good time. (The gay scene may have moved since I was there, admittedly.)

spookyfish · 11-21-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do you want to see her fuck>?

Why does a dog lick its balls?

spookyfish · 11-21-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I suspect he wont enjoy fine ripe aged cheese on his (the Spinster Cooter Burger?) Cooterburgers.

A doctor can clear that right up.

Shape Shifter · 11-21-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since I wont be watching this video bc I enjoy my job, I was hoping some of you boys could help me out. Isnt Paris not unlike the so-called social xray, skinny, titless, Carolyn Bessette you all hate, but with a so-so face full of tacky makeup and a really brass highlight job? Why do you want to see her fuck>?

I think of it as a sort of audition tape. From what I could see and hear of the fuzzy version, she does not get the part but she has potential. Perhaps with proper coaching she could improve. I could use the pro bono hours.

LessinSF · 11-21-2003, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess Isnt Paris not unlike the so-called social xray, skinny, titless, Carolyn Bessette you all hate, but with a so-so face full of tacky makeup and a really brass highlight job? Why do you want to see her fuck>?

Normally, I choose not to answer your questions because you could have answered them yourself in 20 seconds on Google, but this is a fair one, although somewhat discussed and I am surprised that it missed your pornographic memory for all things FB.

One, she is a hate fuck, maybe the ultimate hate fuck. She is the rich, wouldn't talk to you in high school, yet you knew she sucked the whole footabll team's cocks daily, pretty in a society tells us she's pretty kind of way, girl. Two, she has a surprisingly attractive natural thinness with decent tits - it is not a starve yourself anorexic Debra Messing/Lara Flynn Boyle/Calista Flockhart count-the-ribs look. Three, you think men give a rat's ass about hair tinting? Next, you'll tell me her shoes suck.

11-21-2003, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Normally, I choose not to answer your questions because you could have answered them yourself in 20 seconds on Google, but this is a fair one, although somewhat discussed and I am surprised that it missed your pornographic memory for all things FB.

One, she is a hate fuck, maybe the ultimate hate fuck. She is the rich, wouldn't talk to you in high school, yet you knew she sucked the whole footabll team's cocks daily, pretty in a society tells us she's pretty kind of way, girl. Two, she has a surprisingly attractive natural thinness with decent tits - it is not a starve yourself anorexic Debra Messing/Lara Flynn Boyle/Calista Flockhart count-the-ribs look. Three, you think men give a rat's ass about hair tinting? Next, you'll tell me her shoes suck.

My memory isnt totally pornographic. I forgot about the Garden Party Chic thread in a discussion of the all time most nauesating threads. Hey, thats a good poll. If I did polls, which I dont bc of my Mary Richards dinner party like failiures with them, i would ask, name the thread that made you throw up a little bit in your mouth.

11-21-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
My memory isnt totally pornographic. I forgot about the Garden Party Chic thread in a discussion of the all time most nauesating threads. Hey, thats a good poll. If I did polls, which I dont bc of my Mary Richards dinner party like failiures with them, i would ask, name the thread that made you throw up a little bit in your mouth.

I have another question that probably isnt googleable. How does a hate fuck fantasy differ from a rape fantasy? Do you ask permission in the hate fuck fantasy?