imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
Lawtalkers based.

psssst, Bilmore, I think it's a troll or a new Penske sock.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What if the alpha dog is a self loather (ie, hates his breed) and is a bit of a napolean and the new dog is the same group (non sporting which is meaningless), and is a bigger breed? If the alpha gets depressed and hides under the covers, will this abate or will he be permanently devastated?

Alpha dogs don't self loathe. Or hide under covers. Your first dog isn't an alpha, sweets.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive


And I got IM at work last week.

AIM or MSN?

cheesegrits

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Alpha dogs don't self loathe. Or hide under covers. Your first dog isn't an alpha, sweets.

Amen. It's an omega left solitary. It'll probably explode with the addition of another.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Alpha dogs don't self loathe. Or hide under covers. Your first dog isn't an alpha, sweets.

I think by self-loathe, she meant that the dog doesn't like other dogs in its breed, not that it's needing therapy.

The under the cover thing, though, blows any chance of alpha dog status.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There was rumor going around my camp one summer when I was in junior high that one of the girls had to go to the nurse because a hot dog broke off in her twat and she couldn't get it out again.

I never got confirmation on whether or not it was true, but I crossed "hot dog" off the list of food items I would experiment with.

A good friend who worked in OB/GYN thought this was urban legend. Until one day...

The memorable part of hearing her tell the story is the way she yells, "She used it FROZEN so it would be hard. Can you believe it. FROZEN. (little shiver) SURPRISE! New way to thaw hot dawgs, FAST!"

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
A good friend who worked in OB/GYN thought this was urban legend. Until one day...

The memorable part of hearing her tell the story is the way she yells, "She used it FROZEN so it would be hard. Can you believe it. FROZEN. (little shiver) SURPRISE! New way to thaw hot dawgs, FAST!"

And thus urban legend v.2 is born.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
A good friend who worked in OB/GYN thought this was urban legend. Until one day...

The memorable part of hearing her tell the story is the way she yells, "She used it FROZEN so it would be hard. Can you believe it. FROZEN. (little shiver) SURPRISE! New way to thaw hot dawgs, FAST!"

I think a kielbasa would work better. ETA no, I have not tried this.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think a kielbasa would work better. ETA no, I have not tried this.

Darling, I had no idea I'd be playing in a Cathedral!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Darling, I had no idea I'd be playing in a Cathedral!

So you aren't Polish?

Originally posted by bilmore
Lawtalkers based.

Whiffaste

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Alpha dogs don't self loathe. Or hide under covers. Your first dog isn't an alpha, sweets.

I think mainly everyone on this board who has met the alpha dog would mainly agrree that he is more than mostly an alpha dog.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by cheese grits
Pardon my incursion into your discourse, but do the members of this board primarily use AIM or MSN instant messengering services?

Does a firm firewall block the use of either or both?

thanks,

cheese grits

I suggest using Trillian, which allows you to connect to AIM, MSN, Yahoo!, and ICQ, simultaneously. Great program.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think mainly everyone on this board who has met the alpha dog would mainly agrree that he is more than mostly an alpha dog.

Disagree. He has a Napoleon complex, but an alpha has to be able to instill fear/command respect from other dogs. Trying to be an alpha isn't enough...you have to be an alpha. it's kind like Less claiming to be hot, but not really being hot (just kidding less, but this will help paigow understand).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Fringe
you're not Polish?

Italian----