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Old 05-20-2005, 05:34 PM   #2386
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So, today I get an email from Sirius Radio, giving me all kinds of information about new services, upgrades, folks who've visited their studios, etc. Most of it (Martha Stewart radio, Howard Stern) I'd either already heard about or didn't care about.

But then, there it was...Radio Margaritaville.

Because sometimes you just need to listen to Jimmy Buffett.

I am so happy it is summer.
Oh me too! Summer looks fabulous from behing my unopenable window.

Mantrapping Pros

1) Outdoor strolls with the kid and your fellow mantrapping friends.

2) Getting half his assets in four or five years when the inevitable divorce hits without developin office ass

Mantrapping cons

1) Being leered at by G3 and Wonk who are thinking about sucking some chunks out of you

2) Stretchy vagina. ALthough the sand would probalby fall right out like from a bucket. Could I make castles?

3) Knowing I will never have a hope of sleeping with Abba.

ETA that I in no way think Bold mantrapped Brazen.
 
Old 05-20-2005, 05:39 PM   #2387
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Shoulda waited for the first post.
Yes, well, we shouldn't set our expectations too high.

You were expecting maybe cutlery posts?
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Old 05-20-2005, 05:39 PM   #2388
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This raises two questions: 1) can you actually listen to "Cheeseburger In Paradise" all the way through, and 2) does he have more than two songs?

Don't tell paigow, but they're launching an all-Bob-Weir-all-the-time channel that plays "Victim or the Crime" every hour on the hour.
You rawk.

This morning I heard the actual Michael Bolton "When a man loves a woman". For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than that. I never hit ths snooze button so fast in my life. And they played Forever Young again. Rod Stewart shows the Michael Bolton influence in that tune. ANd to round it, Everything She Wants by Wham!. No Huey Lewis.
 
Old 05-20-2005, 05:40 PM   #2389
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Oh me too! Summer looks fabulous from behing my unopenable window.

Mantrapping Pros

1) Outdoor strolls with the kid and your fellow mantrapping friends.

2) Getting half his assets in four or five years when the inevitable divorce hits without developin office ass

Mantrapping cons

1) Being leered at by G3 and Wonk who are thinking about sucking some chunks out of you

2) Stretchy vagina. ALthough the sand would probalby fall right out like from a bucket. Could I make castles?

3) Knowing I will never have a hope of sleeping with Abba.
Are you suggesting I have no hope of sleeping with ABBA?

ABBA, is this true?
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Old 05-20-2005, 05:41 PM   #2390
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This raises two questions: 1) can you actually listen to "Cheeseburger In Paradise" all the way through, and 2) does he have more than two songs?

Don't tell paigow, but they're launching an all-Bob-Weir-all-the-time channel that plays "Victim or the Crime" every hour on the hour.
1) Not since college. Well, not without wishing I were back in college....

2) He does. You don't have to live near the beach for very long before you find this out.
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Yes, well, we shouldn't set our expectations too high.

You were expecting maybe cutlery posts?
Its a Larry David reference. He would not be proud.
 
Old 05-20-2005, 05:42 PM   #2392
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You rawk.

This morning I heard the actual Michael Bolton "When a man loves a woman". For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than that. I never hit ths snooze button so fast in my life. And they played Forever Young again. Rod Stewart shows the Michael Bolton influence in that tune. ANd to round it, Everything She Wants by Wham!. No Huey Lewis.
I put the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert soundtrack on my ipod and today listened to "I've never been to me" on the subway.
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Old 05-20-2005, 05:44 PM   #2393
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Are you suggesting I have no hope of sleeping with ABBA?

ABBA, is this true?
I thought Abba hated kids and was speculating that would somehow taint the vagina for her. Knowing that someone hasd passed through on her way to civilization.
 
Old 05-20-2005, 05:46 PM   #2394
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I put the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert soundtrack on my ipod and today listened to "I've never been to me" on the subway.
If anyone has been to her, its you. YOu have definitely been to you. And I bet it was paradise. Did they play Jimmy Buffett in you?

I wonder what Charlene looks like. I hope she hasnt had to choose between her ass and her face.
 
Old 05-20-2005, 05:47 PM   #2395
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I thought Abba hated kids and was speculating that would somehow taint the vagina for her. Knowing that someone hasd passed through on her way to civilization.
For the record, in case ABBA really does feel this way, the Brazenette entered civilization through an incision on my abdomen.

Which means, of course, that she could kill Macbeth.
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Old 05-20-2005, 05:49 PM   #2396
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For the record, in case ABBA really does feel this way, the Brazenette entered civilization through an incision on my abdomen.

Which means, of course, that she could kill Macbeth.
Brava. Any woman worth her kegels knows this is the way to go.
 
Old 05-20-2005, 05:51 PM   #2397
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For the record, in case ABBA really does feel this way, the Brazenette entered civilization through an incision on my abdomen.

Which means, of course, that she could kill Macbeth.
Yo, that is so hot it's giving me Birnham wood.
 
Old 05-20-2005, 05:52 PM   #2398
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In the spirit of equal time, I reprise Lady Greediva's responsive advice:

As we’ve discussed the finer points of entertaining men (I missed that discussion - damn) I thought you might find the Four C's useful in entertaining your women, whether they're your spouse or a new loafer (hopefully this isn’t a repeat)(do not skip the first two, or you won't be guaranteed of getting to the second two):

1. Caress: Yes! Sounds boring, doesn’t it? But this is one of the most important, sensuous and often most missing things during sex. The whole idea is to get your woman to love herself and her body the way you do – or at least to feel comfortable. That way you’re guaranteed more sex in the long run (ah, see how this works? – long term goals). You’re frequently going to be dealing with a woman who has internally criticized many parts of her body – even if she seems totally confident. The idea here is to set all of those parts on fire through your fingertips and your mouth. Touch her, rub her and kiss her all over – start anywhere, from sucking on her fingers to nibbling her earlobe to running your hands along her entire body, neck to toes. And keep doing this while your making love. If you’ve got a free hand, use it (and no, not on yourself, pervboy). And surprise her – kiss her ankles, nibble her knees, circle around her bellybutton with your tongue. Most importantly make her feel as though you feel passionate about her just by your touch. (And no tongues in the ear, please without asking – well, at least not my ear).

2. Compliment: Another boring one, I know. But again – long (she said) term goals. You don’t have to be a sap or insincere, but one or two fartfelt compliments goes a long way. The idea is to make the woman feel special and love herself. Things that work: I love touching your hair, you have a beautiful body, you’re incredibly sexy, you have the cutest ears, I love when you smile . . . anything. Obviously, compliments can be a total turn-off if they are insincere, if they seem to be ones you keep in your arsenal for all women, or if there are too many. But a couple of meaningful compliments can take you very very far.

3. Cunnilingus. Finally, the good stuff! I can’t offer a tremendous amount here, but some observations. A useful trick is to use your fingers while licking – i.e. get a rhythm going with one or two (or more?) fingers inside her (what we called fingerf*cking in high school) while your using your tongue. Other tricks? Slip your tongue inside her – again, rhythm is nice here. Suck gently whenever you are sucking. And not too much continuous pressure to the same area (the area you think is her clit – but probably isn’t. Did I say that?). And long strokes with your tongue are also a good idea. In sum, fingers, rhythm, variety, and going deep oughtta do ya. Frankly, I find it a huge turn-on when a guy actually looks where he’s going before he goes there, but other women might be uncomfortable with that.

4. Coitus. More goods! Most guys know what they’re doing in this arena, so I’m not going to give too much info. If you are behind her and trying to stimulate her clit, there is one way that works more universally than the normal fumbly bumbly routine (very distracting). If you, with your fingers together, apply pressure to that area in a rhythm consistent with your rhythm (i.e. apply pressure when you enter, release pressure on the way out), that works nicely. Again, other women may feel differently. Rubbing your manhood along her vagina (ha! I said it) in the middle of intercourse feels nice and is sometimes a welcome break if she’s had a couple of orgasms already. And, don’t ignore her breasts during intercourse, if you can concentrate on two things at once. The allover (well at least torso) caress during intercourse also adds a lot of fuel to the fire – as does the intense look into her eyes or the well placed nibble or kiss. Again, varying rhythm, speed and position work well in most instances. Also, it’s nice to ask if you can put on a condom instead of just whipping it out of the drawer. If you’re lucky and she’s like me, she may just put it on you – with her mouth.

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Old 05-20-2005, 05:55 PM   #2399
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I wonder what Charlene looks like. I hope she hasnt had to choose between her ass and her face.
Hmm. I suspect she has:

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Old 05-20-2005, 05:56 PM   #2400
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Brava. Any woman worth her kegels knows this is the way to go.
That's ridiculous.
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