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06-21-2005, 06:23 PM
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#2386
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Nun sex is hottt.
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The amount and variety of sacrilogious stuff that is pulled up by a google images search of the words "nun sex" is truly disturbing.
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"Chainsaw porn" wasn't as bad as you'd think.
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06-21-2005, 06:23 PM
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#2387
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When you're done, work, from base to tip, the excess jizz out of the jizz tunnel located on the underside of your dick like it was a push pop. I do this every time. No leakage.
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Welcome to the land of Fu!
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-21-2005, 06:24 PM
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#2388
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I take it black and sweet.
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Somewhere, E/O* is weeping.
Or laughing.
*and C2ed, too, now that I think about it. Damn, TM, how'd you get all that board looooove? Is it twue what they say about you people? |
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06-21-2005, 06:24 PM
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#2389
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Shall we meet for coffee?
TM
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You don't drink coffee, asshat. Remember?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-21-2005, 06:25 PM
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#2390
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Asinine lists
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Throw in a mention of Yale and an offer of concert tickets and I think you'd have something for your form file.
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Okay, okay. Throw in something about working at a movie studio and having a big dick.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 06:27 PM
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#2391
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
a photo shoot with world famous Playboy photographer Thurgreed Marshall
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Speaking of, I'm thinking about having a ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III at some point this summer. I already have some commitments, so you can start taking photos now.
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06-21-2005, 06:28 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of, I'm thinking about having a ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III at some point this summer. I already have some commitments, so you can start taking photos now.
TM
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Welcome back from the land of Fu! I sure missed you. How was your flight? Can I take your bags?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-21-2005, 06:28 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Okay, okay. Throw in something about working at a movie studio and having a big dick.
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Dude, don't you realize? It's like mad-libs over here. I could write a program to do this for me.
Well, I couldn't, but someone who knows something about coding probably could. |
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06-21-2005, 06:29 PM
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#2394
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of, I'm thinking about having a ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III at some point this summer. I already have some commitments, so you can start taking photos now.
TM
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This needs its own thread.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 06:29 PM
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#2395
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Or close her eyes and think of England, as the case may be.
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I just realized I had the most disturbing dream about you last night. You were at my apartment and I took off my clothes and you kinda put your head in my crotch and did some headshaking and noise making and I decided, Ew, I dont think so. And you looked like Danny Devito. So you started screaming at me and I said, Hey, you are married, I cant be a part of that. And you were livid. Fortunately some guy from my high school was in my bed and he protected me. I asked him what he was doing this wekend and he said he was having a bbq on (something that I invetned in my dream, but its small and new agey and you have to kayak to it- i imagine it to be like a rice paddy maybe?).
I wont go on about the kayaking to the rice paddy but I had to paddle my crocidiles and snakes to get out of there and I was too scared. I remmeber being upset bc the dog needed a walk and I couldnt get home. |
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06-21-2005, 06:29 PM
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#2396
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I humbly suggest you stick to this theme for Breasticle Day, which I understand will be announced soon.
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Okay, that was weird.
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06-21-2005, 06:30 PM
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#2397
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When you're done, work, from base to tip, the excess jizz out of the jizz tunnel located on the underside of your dick like it was a push pop. I do this every time. No leakage.
TM
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Agreed. But to do that, you need about fifteen minutes or so for it to get fully soft. If I get some morning action, I'm really rushing... I mean, I'm usually forcing a stiff beligerent penis into my pants, grabbing my phone and cloth briefcase and flying out the door... I'm surprised I haven't been arrested for sporting wood at the train station.
I have no idea why the damn thing stays up after its done. I think I broke it/trained it improperly years ago.
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06-21-2005, 06:30 PM
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#2398
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Asinine lists
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Dude, don't you realize? It's like mad-libs over here. I could write a program to do this for me.
Well, I couldn't, but someone who knows something about coding probably could.
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I can't believe I haven't made a tribute sock for you yet. I'm slipping.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 06:32 PM
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of, I'm thinking about having a ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III at some point this summer. I already have some commitments, so you can start taking photos now.
TM
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Question, in payback for that disgusting jizz post:
Isnt Spanky our only new poster in the last year? SO arent we looking at the same tits eveyr year, only they are a little older? This sounds more like a study on the effects of aging than anything else. |
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06-21-2005, 06:33 PM
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#2400
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, that was weird.
TM
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The dumbest thing is really only schtick.
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