Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 160

Replaced_Texan · 09-29-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Rick Reilly's latest:

'It's halftime of a game in Dayton on Sept. 16 -- Colonel White High against Mount Healthy. After Colonel White leaves the locker room, the refs approach the coaches on the sideline. Crew chief Dennis Daly announces, "Number 99 cannot play in this game anymore. He's not wearing shoes, knee pads or thigh pads."'

Other photos here: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...1.html?cnn=yes

TM

Good news. Refs were wrong per the Ohio High School Athletic Association. USA Today article:

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DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — Game officials made a mistake when they kept a high school football player who has no legs from playing last week, the Ohio High School Athletic Association said.
Bobby Martin, a senior at Colonel White High School in Dayton who was born without legs, was told at halftime of Friday's game at Mount Healthy High School in Cincinnati that he could not finish the game.

The officials said Martin was violating a rule that requires players to wear shoes, thigh pads and knee pads. Martin had played in his team's previous three games as a member of the punt return squad, using his arms to move down the field.

His coach (and probably his parents too) deserve medals for encouraging him to play.

ltl/fb · 09-29-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The whole thing = his moving out. It has been a lot of fun with him here - on the other hand, I like my space.

Sebby - he just moved in for a month - it was a temporary arrangement from the beginning.

Well, you can always move back in together. It's good that it was overall a good experience.

SlaveNoMore · 09-29-2005, 04:43 PM

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Did you just call me Coltrane?
Whew. I still don't understand why they've won the division, but whatever.

I also can't believe that Jose Contreras has been the best pitcher in the AL since the All-Star break.

Jose Fucking Contreras. The guy is throwing 97 w/movement. For strikes.

Contreras and Freddy G both have the physical stuff to be staff aces. It's their heart and head, respectively, which is worrisome.

I've seen Contreras pitch under pressure in NY - I'd get really , really drunk before watching his playoff start.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-29-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Contreras and Freddy G both have the physical stuff to be staff aces. It's their heart and head, respectively, which is worrisome.

I've seen Contreras pitch under pressure in NY - I'd get really , really drunk before watching his playoff start.

I disagree. Jose has the heart, but not the head. Freddy is the opposite.

I watched Jose pitch the first half of the season. It was frightening.

SlaveNoMore · 09-29-2005, 04:51 PM

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Did you just call me Coltrane?
I disagree. Jose has the heart, but not the head. Freddy is the opposite.

I watched Jose pitch the first half of the season. It was frightening.

Actually, you are 110% correct. I typed it wrong.

Speaking of wrong - this first pitch from yesterday's Bosox game at Fenway speaks volumes.

Who's next? Frodo?

dtb · 09-29-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Coltrane is a fun guy; a mushroom if you will.

What ever happened to our love?

Really, people? Did no one get this?

SlaveNoMore · 09-29-2005, 04:52 PM

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dtb
Really, people? Did no one get this?

Oh, we all got it alright.

Did you get that it isn't funny?

Penske_Account · 09-29-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Really, people? Did no one get this?

I was too wiping down my keyboard and monitor from the soda spittake that occured when I read to reply.

Brava, lolf, indeed!!

eta: merde!! STP!!

09-29-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Arrested Development: Better than Season 2 so far. A

The Office: I appreciate that it's trying to be its own thing. B-

Kitchen Confidential: Reasonably good. Supporting cast needs improvement except in the breastage department, in which they positively shine. Xander not cut out for sitcom format. B+

Everybody Hates Chris: As long as you take it as more poignant and political than funny, you might enjoy it. To me, it's like Chappelle trying to do "Good Times." C+

How I Met Your Mother: Meh. High concept, leading man is strong; everything else stinks. Willow not cut out for sitcom, but still adorable. NPH is wasted on this, and the other male supporting is atrocious. C+

My Name Is Earl: "Raising Arizona" for the small screen. Jason Lee is better than he was in any shitty Kevin Smith film. A- Strongly recommend.

Desperate Housewives: Wife's show. Seemed okay; they closed down last season's big mystery and teed up a new one with vague S&M overtones, which is nice. HD is not good to Teri Hatcher, BTW. B+?

West Wing: Wife's show. She seems happy with it, but that's just because Leo McGarry gives her a femi-woody. A-?

I'll add others if I can think of them. The basic cable season is over, but if you weren't watching "Rescue Me" (F/X) or "Teachers" (BBCA) or "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" (F/X), you missed out, sucka.

Rescue Me rawks! I thought I was the only fan here. I cant decide if my favorite lines were the tutorial on what kind of sexual behavior with an ex, sister, widow, etc is okay and what isnt. The golden rule of drunkenness, Or the line where Denis leary and his brother are staking claim to which Jackson they are. Great show, except for the montage bullshit at the end of every show

Speaking of tv- my TIVO picked up ANTM instead of Martha last night. Is the Apprentice Martha worth watcing at this point? I have already bailed on the Donald one, giving up several episdoes after Bloated Slave departed.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 09-29-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Actually, you are 110% correct. I typed it wrong.

Speaking of wrong - this first pitch from yesterday's Bosox game at Fenway speaks volumes.

Who's next? Frodo?

Thought that was Damon for a minute.

Can't imagine a more effective pitcher though... let the Wookiee win or he rips your arms off.

09-29-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I wonder if paigow #3 points out the cellulite on paigow #1's ass and vice versa.

We share an ass, you douchebag

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-29-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Really, people? Did no one get this?

It was not as punny as you thought it was.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=alf/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11ibdslpn/EXP=1128112014/*-http%3A//www.epguides.de/alf.jpg[/IMG]

I kill me!

09-29-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by cuckold
Just a suggestion, but you may wish to keep him away from my wife.

Your wife is a mother you would like to fuck? Thats a sign of a healthy marriage. Are you guys back together?

ltl/fb · 09-29-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
We share an ass, you douchebag

And therein lies the humor!! Ha!

That should get me through the upcoming excruciating meeting.

spookyfish · 09-29-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
We share an ass, you douchebag

This one?

And strangely enough, when googling, this picture came up, too. New avatar, perhaps?