A sad, constant bid for attention

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, TM, while it is still pretty early here, the sky appears to be blue yet again today.

I honestly don't understand why you think this is funny. I can appreciate the fact that you are poking fun at me, but out of all the things to pick for material, why did you choose this one?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As I'm sure you all could have guessed, I am an extremely sucessful lawyer who works in a very rich suburban locale.

Also, I'm extremely buff, and run 5 or 6 days a week.

Here's the thing: I run from my office back into a residential neighborhood. At the furtherest point on my loop is a middle school. One thing about rich suburb is there are no fast food or gas stations....so


When I'm out and have to go twosies I have been going to the middle school office and asking permission to use the restroom. For over 6 years now they have let me use the staff restroom. I pay taxes you know.

Anyway, a half hour ago, the Principal told me that with the sick men killing girls in those two schools over the last few weeks THE POLICY HAS CHANGED. no access for Hank

I now believe we should profile and lock up anyone who seems to be looking at unerage girls. That way we'll all be able to defecate more freely.

Are you sure you're not holding it just so you can make this particular pit stop? Hell, I would have banned your weird "Can I take a daily shit at your middle school" ass the second time you asked.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

I guess you should also dislike AIDS generally and/or wish to support people who have AIDS. Anyway, I'm doing the LA AIDS Walk in a week and a half, and if you would like to support my wussy (by board standards) 6 mile walk and help AIDS charities at the same time, send me a PM and I'll send you the link to my donation page.

Carry on with the underage discussion.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
And Mac Davis
Girl, you're a hot-blooded woman-child, and it's warm where you're touching me

Or the Beatles
Well, she was just seventeen, you know what I mean, and the way she looked was way beyond compare

Or even Joan Jett, the vixen:
Saw him dancing there by the record machine, knew he must have been about seventeen.

Even the Mormons! Donnie Osmond:
Go away, little girl, I'm not supposed to be alone with you.

How could you? No reference to Christine 16 by the hottest rock band in the world?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A box of condoms and Spanky's phone number?

TM

Um . . . STP, dude!

Thurgreed, I understand your current kick to attempt to elevate the level of discourse on this board. I warn you, however, that it is lonely and Quixotic effort. I realize that your motives are less altruistic than mine were -- I was doing it for the Newbers, whereas you are are doing it because you are sick of wading through pages of banal and meaningless posts. I know you think that if you point out to posters what they are doing, they will stop repeating the same inside references ad nauseum in the desperate hope that the inside nature of the reference combined with the relentless repetition will elevate the post to something resembling a joke. I know you think that if you point out to posters what they are doing, they will stop posting merely for the sake of posting, churning out page after page of posts that amount substantively to nothing more than repeatedly typing "That is interesting." But the Board is what it is and it always will be what it always will be, because that is the inherent nature of being. In short, although I applaud and respect your efforts, I question the wisdom of same.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because I would have had to go back a page. At the time, that seemed exceedingly annoying. So I replied to someone who was replying to him. ETA and I was STPing so as to be less repetitious, which judging by your post below is not something you are all that into.

It makes more sense to respond directly to the post you have an issue with. Your desire to be less repetitious doesn't make much sense since you either post that you are hungry or that the sky is blue every third post anyway.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I honestly don't understand why you think this is funny. I can appreciate the fact that you are poking fun at me, but out of all the things to pick for material, why did you choose this one?

TM

I do not know. Because all I can see out my window is a slice of perpetually blue sky and the parking garage? Because I'm saying it when whatever else I'm saying is glaringly obvious? In hopes that someday it will really get to you because you haven't seen blue sky in weeks?

On the aidswalk thingy, me too on the solicitation.

[notcasesensitive]

I'm going to buy one in the next few days. My options seem to be a RAZR, LG Chocolate (I know bnb loves this one), LG The V, or MOTOKRZR K1m. Any thoughts on these? I don't really care about the music download features. Just looking for a phone that is Bluetooth enabled and that doesn't totally suck for text messaging. These all have way more features than I could possibly need or want, I'm sure, but if any of them are particularly cool, please let me know.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um . . . STP, dude!

Thurgreed, I understand your current kick to attempt to elevate the level of discourse on this board. I warn you, however, that it is lonely and Quixotic effort. I realize that your motives are less altruistic than mine were -- I was doing it for the Newbers, whereas you are are doing it because you are sick of wading through pages of banal and meaningless posts. I know you think that if you point out to posters what they are doing, they will stop repeating the same inside references ad nauseum in the desperate hope that the inside nature of the reference combined with the relentless repetition will elevate the post to something resembling a joke. I know you think that if you point out to posters what they are doing, they will stop posting merely for the sake of posting, churning out page after page of posts that amount substantively to nothing more than repeatedly typing "That is interesting." But the Board is what it is and it always will be what it always will be, because that is the inherent nature of being. In short, although I applaud and respect your efforts, I question the wisdom of same.

Dude, I wish you would stop trying to get me to stop trying to get other people to change their posting habits. It just takes up valuable board space and we both know I'm probably not going to listen and that I will never be described as "wise" anyway. Can you do that for the benefit of the board?

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dude, I wish you would stop trying to get me to stop trying to get other people to change their posting habits. It just takes up valuable board space and we both know I'm probably not going to listen and that I will never be described as "wise" anyway. Can you do that for the benefit of the board?

TM

Pot/Kettle. you tried to change mine.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dude, I wish you would stop trying to get me to stop trying to get other people to change their posting habits. It just takes up valuable board space and we both know I'm probably not going to listen and that I will never be described as "wise" anyway. Can you do that for the benefit of the board?

TM

Can you take this to PM, please? Jesus.

[NotFromHere]

spoof on Survivor Cook Island - race against the races.

Replaces the geeked out part in the middle.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Pot/Kettle. you tried to change mine.

:brick:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As I'm sure you all could have guessed, I am an extremely sucessful lawyer who works in a very rich suburban locale.

Also, I'm extremely buff, and run 5 or 6 days a week.

Here's the thing: I run from my office back into a residential neighborhood. At the furtherest point on my loop is a middle school. One thing about rich suburb is there are no fast food or gas stations....so


When I'm out and have to go twosies I have been going to the middle school office and asking permission to use the restroom. For over 6 years now they have let me use the staff restroom. I pay taxes you know.

Anyway, a half hour ago, the Principal told me that with the sick men killing girls in those two schools over the last few weeks THE POLICY HAS CHANGED. no access for Hank

I now believe we should profile and lock up anyone who seems to be looking at unerage girls. That way we'll all be able to defecate more freely.

Is there an elementary school nearby? The staff there might not be as aggressive since they deal with younger kids on a daily basis. These kind of setbacks often have a silver lining.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Relax.

don't do it?