Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Another elephant in the room.

Awk.

Ward.

I had heard it was more like a feeble squirrel.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I had heard it was more like a feeble squirrel.

You know some stuff about him IRL because he trusted you to keep it conf. Given that, I really think it crosses a line when you embed words like "feeble squirrel" into your posts about him.

[Sparklehorse]

An update from your friend Usman:

Link from Defamer

Friends:

I am moving on. After having been named Wall Street Journal's "Lawyer of the Day", a Page Six mention, a [failed] network reality show, appearances in various tabloids, there simply is nothing more left for me to do in New York City. Or, rather, I've overstayed my welcome.

So on January 31, like so many before me, I'm heading West to find fame and fortune in "the movie business". Specifically, I've been accepted into the Agent Trainee Program at International Creative Management, Inc. (ICM) in Beverly Hills. Rest assured that my impeccable lawyering skills will in fact be put to good use...albeit as a Hollywood Agent.

Tomorrow is my last day at the law firm. Going forward, I can be reached on at [e-mail address redacted] or on my mobile

Best Regards,

USMAN SHAIKH, ESQ.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Jesus, that's right. I was thinking of this in the context of other sports deals, where Beckham's $50MM a year (?) is obscene and ridiculous, but not by orders of magnitude.

But in soccer? He's probably getting paid what the entire league gets paid now.

That's good, but the top 25 hedgies did better in 2006. They averaged $363 million. ABC News

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You know some stuff about him IRL because he trusted you to keep it conf. Given that, I really think it crosses a line when you embed words like "feeble squirrel" into your posts about him.

Hank hires flinty for procurement, and you for disposal?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I had heard it was more like a feeble squirrel.

when a guy like you compares my penis to a rodent, does that mean you're invisioning me up your rectum too?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


"Zebu" on a triple word score almost never happened

Ze-bu. It's like an ox, only it has a hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap! Hump and dewlap!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when a guy like you compares my penis to a rodent, does that mean you're invisioning me up your rectum too?

Hey, don't get angry at the messenger. And stopping trying to hit on him too. That's just weird. I'll just assume all that misplaced anger is because you didn't get a pc from fringey.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I would go for the Johnny Walker black barcode.


Sebby. Mr. Modest. Did anyone else know Sebastian made a cooking video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ55cJelESA&eurl=

When you drink enough to confuse me with Thottam, you need to seek help.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Tyler Cowen says it's the novel of the year.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hey, don't get angry at the messenger. And stopping trying to hit on him too. That's just weird. I'll just assume all that misplaced anger is because you didn't get a pc from fringey.

Sorry. You're probably right. I've been thinking long and hard (ha!) about your problem, and here's what I've come up with so far. Tell your dates you've been getting prostrate treatments?

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?cha...9AC68489DB09AD

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Remember Usman of One Ocean View "fame?" Well, he's headed your way, fringey and ncs. Please make him feel welcome.

[Beaten to the punch.]

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Another elephant in the room.

Awk.

Ward.

I thought you were above the "Fringey is fat" jokes. I am so disappointed in you. You were one of the few remaining bastions of quality posting in this otherwise desolate miasma of mediocrity.

You too, have become part of the party pitcher of strawberry frozen mojitos that lawyerly internet-style chat boards have become. My heart weeps.

[Hank Chinaski]

So my son refs soccer games. Every Dec/Jan all refs have to go to a 5 hour long refresher/ new rules course. it is really really boring. Last Saturday he goes in wearing his Gus Macker ( www.macker.com ) Basketball hoodie, so people won't think he's actually a soccer player.

As I was coming bacy to pick him up a super new invention occured to me that can further ruin our educational system. An iPod with a wireless connection to an earbud would be great for boring classes- no? When I told him that I'm sure there will be such a thing by nest years class, he told me that the reason he wore a hoodie was so he could hide the wires under the hood. He don't need no stinkin wireless iPod. Should I get a patent anyway?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought you were above the "Fringey is fat" jokes. I am so disappointed in you. You were one of the few remaining bastions of quality posting in this otherwise desolate miasma of mediocrity.

You too, have become part of the party pitcher of strawberry frozen mojitos that lawyerly internet-style chat boards have become. My heart weeps.

It is what it is.

For those of you who use Pandora, what stations do you have set up? Which ones work well, which ones don't?