Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Not Me]

Originally posted by LessinSF

3. Cunnilingus. Finally, the good stuff! I can’t offer a tremendous amount here, but some observations. A useful trick is to use your fingers while licking – i.e. get a rhythm going with one or two (or more?) fingers inside her (what we called fingerf*cking in high school) while your using your tongue. Other tricks? Slip your tongue inside her – again, rhythm is nice here. Suck gently whenever you are sucking. And not too much continuous pressure to the same area (the area you think is her clit – but probably isn’t. Did I say that?). And long strokes with your tongue are also a good idea. In sum, fingers, rhythm, variety, and going deep oughtta do ya. Frankly, I find it a huge turn-on when a guy actually looks where he’s going before he goes there, but other women might be uncomfortable with that.

Uh, no. Sucking the clit, yes.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by Stolen Fork
Who would put their dick in Paig's mouth?

Is this a historical question or just on a going forward basis?

Originally posted by Stolen Fork

If you would, how many drinks does it take to forget she's a nutbag.

More than the 18 I had that night. It's 5 years later and I still can't shake the taint.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you suggesting I have no hope of sleeping with ABBA?

ABBA, is this true?

There is always hope. For you too, paigow.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought Abba hated kids and was speculating that would somehow taint the vagina for her. Knowing that someone hasd passed through on her way to civilization.

I would not personally have children but I hold nothing against breeders if they are hot breeders.

[Stolen Fork]

There is always hope. For you too, paigow.


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Would you let her suck your dick?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Stolen Fork
There is always hope. For you too, paigow.


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Would you let her suck your dick?

It's time to flip this pussy.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. I suspect she has:

Funny, I always thought she was never photographed or seen, kinda like Charlie from Charlie's Angels. I don't think she has been to her, based on those bangs, though I dont think she has been with any kings (or whatever) either.

Yay, my maybe boyfriend just invited me to Bonarooooooooooooo. Younger men are so fresh and fun. Though my maybe boyfriend is older than yours, gwnc.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's ridiculous.

I don't know. The word "slack" gives me the heebie jeevies.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There is always hope. For you too, paigow.

That's great! I went to a lesbian bar a couple of weeks back but there werent any great TITS there, except for this one other hot bi-curious girl who was talking to me. I had to back out of that convo bc I was like "this cant work, we will both be like, 'now what'? Someone needs to be the driver." I understand your part of the patch is lovely this year. Just none of that muffin please.

[sunnybunny]

Where does the Bemsha come from in Bemsha Swing?

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Where does the Bemsha come from in Bemsha Swing?

Bc my job just hit a new low in boringness, I looked this up in the hopes it was one of those things thaat Tommy Lee and Pam used to hang over the piano and fuck in. (not that I can imagine you and lunchbox getting it on in one of those). sadly, this is what I got. Its almost Chinaskian.

"The very existence of poetry should make us laugh. What is it all about? What is it for?"
--Kenneth Koch

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bc my job just hit a new low in boringness, I looked this up in the hopes it was one of those things thaat Tommy Lee and Pam used to hang over the piano and fuck in. (not that I can imagine you and lunchbox getting it on in one of those). sadly, this is what I got. Its almost Chinaskian.

"The very existence of poetry should make us laugh. What is it all about? What is it for?"
--Kenneth Koch

You are such a freakin idiot.

[SlaveNoMore]

sunnybunny
You are such a freakin idiot.

Is this a sudden realization, my dear - or are you merely stating the obvious for the benefit of our new members?

[Stolen Fork]

You are such a freakin idiot.

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Would you suck Paig's dick?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is this a sudden realization, my dear - or are you merely stating the obvious for the benefit of our new members?

Newbers?? What newbers? Do you mean Stupid Fuck?