Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You didn't buy into that De Beers-fueled "you're a bad husband unless you buy your wife a 5 ct. left-hand ring" crap, did you?

Fuck no, dude... I haven't had any massive settlements to afford shit like that lately... Do you have any mass tort claimants you don't want at the moment?

I got a tasteful thing that her friend said she wanted. Not a ring... earrings.

5 ct? Do they even make such a thing?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She's got enough porn for that. Amazing what a high bandwidth connection at home will do...

Well, just so long as she's seeing it somewhere.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Oh, the humanity! (Patent Pending.)

Actually, this is all mine:

"Welcome to FindLaw, where Greedy Associates mingle and interact -- albeit in a very impersonal manner. Ennui, angst, and disconsolation permeate our photoresins. We retain, though, a spark of hope, a point of light, that somewhere -- maybe over the rainbow -- there is a better way of living, a new paradigm for a new millennium. We patiently bide our time before we bolt to greener pastures.

Oh, the humanity."

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, just so long as she's seeing it somewhere.

Yeah, she usually can't see anything on account of the cataracts...

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She's got enough porn for that. Amazing what a high bandwidth connection at home will do...

Do you guys know about the PM function?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
We live in a loft apartment. She really only has to walk across a room to spy on me. No night vision required.

edited to add that Phoebe Cates was hot (not sure what she currently looks like, hence the past tense). Way hotter than Ferris Beuler's sister, who graced these pages yesterday.

The binoculars are so she can see your dick.

It was just too easy.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
5 ct? Do they even make such a thing?

Yes. And if you really, really loved her, you'd do anything to buy them for her.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Branch out from diamonds already, willya? At worst, it'll give you another rock to bitch about, and she'll probably still like it anyway. Have you thought about sapphires?

Dissent. Stick with diamonds. Though they come in lovely colors too. I have a giant canary one I like very much. Someday I'd like some pink ones too.

[LessinSF]

Xevious rocked - http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?...&game_id=10505

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


5 ct? Do they even make such a thing?

Yes. It's a good thing you didn't marry a jewess. You should see some of my friends' left hands! And the left hands of my mother's friends are even more heavily adorned.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

5 ct? Do they even make such a thing?

Since Leagl doesn't seem to be googling today

Enjoy. I'm sure they'll ship it in time for Kwanza.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Dissent. Stick with diamonds. Though they come in lovely colors too. I have a giant canary one I like very much. Someday I'd like some pink ones too.

I believe JLo's pink diamond ring is up for grabs. Not sure about Ben though.

Edited to note, I think he's up for grabs by anyone with a g-string he can tuck a $20 into. So it's a better deal to just go for the diamond.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you guys know about the PM function?

You could have IMed that to them.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You didn't buy into that De Beers-fueled "you're a bad husband unless you buy your wife a 5 ct. left-hand ring" crap, did you?

The current De Beers campaign is even worse. "You're a piece of shit. She's stuck with you. Buy her a big whapping rock to ease her pain."

Originally posted by LessinSF
Actually, this is all mine:

"Welcome to FindLaw, where Greedy Associates mingle and interact -- albeit in a very impersonal manner. Ennui, angst, and disconsolation permeate our photoresins. We retain, though, a spark of hope, a point of light, that somewhere -- maybe over the rainbow -- there is a better way of living, a new paradigm for a new millennium. We patiently bide our time before we bolt to greener pastures.

Oh, the humanity."

Actually, it is Chandler's. Just like "X called, it wants its Y back", "thanks for playing", and half the shit aloha, spooky and ncs say.

but thanks for playing