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ltl/fb · 01-31-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
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Your buns are kinda flat, hank.

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NotFromHere · 01-31-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your buns are kinda flat, hank.

But his gut isn't.

Hank Chinaski · 01-31-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your buns are kinda flat, hank.

lower carbs- everyone's on
atkins anymore.

LessinSF · 01-31-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
...it's kind like Less claiming to be hot, but not really being hot (just kidding less, but this will help paigow understand).

But I have never claimed to be hot. It's like reality TV contestants - anyone who feels the need to say how smart they are, isn't.

01-31-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Disagree. He has a Napoleon complex, but an alpha has to be able to instill fear/command respect from other dogs. Trying to be an alpha isn't enough...you have to be an alpha. it's kind like Less claiming to be hot, but not really being hot (just kidding less, but this will help paigow understand).

You think Less is hot?

I think its more like Slave being a megalomaniacal dictator as opposed to a maniacal dictator.

I think Alpha gets the respect of those in his playgroup but it is no doubt a napolean complex. how does that factor into the equation?

ltl/fb · 01-31-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think Alpha gets the respect of those in his playgroup but it is no doubt a napolean complex. how does that factor into the equation?

He will end up subbing to the new puppy. This will probably make him more aggressive in playgroup (see, e.g., the schoolmaster who is dominated by his wife in The Wall). Eventally, if the playgroup sees him subbing to the puppy, he will become everydog's bitch.

ETA I made this up.

NotFromHere · 01-31-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
lower carbs- everyone's on
atkins anymore.

I heard that Atkins was over. High carbs is the new Atkins. Maybe you should try this for your man boobs. I'll try to find something for those chins as well.

NotFromHere · 01-31-2005, 04:28 PM

Hank Chinaski · 01-31-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He will end up subbing to the new puppy. This will probably make him more aggressive in playgroup (see, e.g., the schoolmaster who is dominated by his wife in The Wall). Eventally, if the playgroup sees him subbing to the puppy, he will become everydog's bitch.

ETA I made this up.

no, there's something to this. Freshman year I got to the dorm after SS and he had already taken the lower bunk- he was acting all that and saying it was his and shit. I just threw his ass out, and he quietly crawled up and under the covers.
Then I heard he got much more agressive in the Guts Frisbee league, and even knocked a girl's tooth out on a stopper play.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-31-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
It's like reality TV contestants - anyone who feels the need to say how smart they are, isn't.

Which brings us to...

Verna and Brian, two of the worst reality tv contestants in history.

First up? Verna. What the fuck? She quits because people were focused on getting the rooms ready and she was incapable of handling customer service by herself? Jesus. Buy some bagels, some papers and coffee, some mints for the pillows and shut the fuck up.

Here's what I don't get: Trump credit her with making a comeback. She didn't make a comeback. She decided not to quit. I comeback would have been if she returned and worked hard to turn around the ever-so-accurate perception that she is an inept, loopy, over-sensitive princess, who left her meds at home. Why do they always pick a crazy-ass black woman?

Next? Brian. Nothing really to say. Complete loser. Inferiority complex mixed with a large dose of Napoleon complex. But what the fuck happened in the board room? "Fire me, please." Excuse me? And then he stays around and argues with everyone anyway. If you're going to go out, you might as well have told Carol to fuck off when she told you to watch your mouth anyway. (I fucking hate Carol.) While you're at it, you could have told Trump to take a flying leap too. At least you'll be remembered.

The accountant woman will go before Verna. The real estate woman is my favorite (with the tall guy who won the first challenge a close second). She tells it like it is.

TM

NotFromHere · 01-31-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Which brings us to...

TM's spoiler.

TM

spoiler - even though the show was 4 days ago.

I think if he'd have just fired obnoxious fat-ass when he said he was responsible and should be fired then they would have been about 10 minutes short on the show. Carolyn showed her softer side this week by driving around and at least trying to talk Verna out of leaving the show. I would have let her go. She's not long for this contest anyway. She claims to have gone to college, but she's never pulled an all-nighter? Come on.

Shape Shifter · 01-31-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no, there's something to this. Freshman year I got to the dorm after SS and he had already taken the lower bunk- he was acting all that and saying it was his and shit. I just threw his ass out, and he quietly crawled up and under the covers.
Then I heard he got much more agressive in the Guts Frisbee league, and even knocked a girl's tooth out on a stopper play.

Uh, I thought you meant something completely different when you said you were a bottom.

Hank Chinaski · 01-31-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh, I thought you meant something completely different when you said you were a bottom.

Our romance crashed when you made it clear you expected your men to shave all over. I can't believe you convinced that one guy to shave his body hair. You were one smooth talker! didn't you say he went to law school too?

Shape Shifter · 01-31-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Our romance crashed when you made it clear you expected your men to shave all over. I can't believe you convinced that one guy to shave his body hair. You were one smooth talker! didn't you say he went to law school too?

He says he went to law school but I have my doubts.

Are you trying to make paigow and penske quit again?

str8outavannuys · 01-31-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Which pretty much makes it impossible to say "Keanu" without the Bill (or Ted) inflection. Say it. Keaaaanuuuu.

Keanu's getting his star on the Hollywood walk of fame today. I don't even have a joke ready for this one.