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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The husband seemed to really like the gravel bra look on Brook Burke the other night. On INXS. A show which I'm really starting to like since most of the people I don't like are gone.

I didn't much care for the gravel bra look and when I said something he told me that it was a great look. On her.

She'd look fuckable smeared with cat shit.

And your husband knows what her tits look like already, so he can get past the gravel bra look.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The husband seemed to really like the gravel bra look on Brook Burke the other night. On INXS. A show which I'm really starting to like since most of the people I don't like are gone.

I didn't much care for the gravel bra look and when I said something he told me that it was a great look. On her.

He bra was showing though, non? I think there is some sort of exemption if the bra is part of the outfit. Sebby?

I watch this show. They were all awful last night. I fear JD will get by because everyone sucked, not just him.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Bizarro hair grooming here. She put those lumps up front on purpose? Kids today.

You have to draw attention away from the chicklet teeth.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And your husband knows what her tits look like already, so he can get past the gravel bra look.

This is true.
I told him my tits could look like that if only I had married a plastic surgeon like she did.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Sitting on his lap? Is he even divorced?

When was he married?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He bra was showing though, non? I think there is some sort of exemption if the bra is part of the outfit. Sebby?

I watch this show. They were all awful last night. I fear JD will get by because everyone sucked, not just him.

No. The breasts are offensive weapons. They're nice. We like them. Use them. The curve of them is what makes them so attractive. We like to imagine them smooth and round. If they're not, use a round smooth push up bra (although I'm not a huge fan of these... I like the subtle hang of a regular bra).

The lace, its not as sexy to men as women think, and it deforms you under a tight shirt. I think some women like lace, and want men to like it, so they put it on lingerie. Its a conspiracy between the lace industry and undergarmeent sewwers unions )I'll PM you the LaRouche literature on it).

I understand some women need the support, and with support come wires and other ornaments, but the sheerer the better. Less is always more in the undergarment category.

[NotFromHere]

The Eva Longoria was proposed to by her sweetie, hoops star Tony Parker, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly. The mag reports that she was presented with a four-plus-carat diamond ring, and is mulling the offer.

He's done in the NBA. His offer comes about 2 years too late. She should dump his sorry ass.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When was he married?

He's not. Apparently you've blocked the "get a woman to sit on your lap because my divorce is final final" party.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The Eva Longoria was proposed to by her sweetie, hoops star Tony Parker, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly. The mag reports that she was presented with a four-plus-carat diamond ring, and is mulling the offer.

He's done in the NBA. His offer comes about 2 years too late. She should dump his sorry ass.

Is that stuff she's sitting on comfortable to sit on? If so, I may have to explore that option at the beach.

[dtb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Sitting on his lap? Is he even divorced?

Is he even married? You can't blame the girl -- her fiance (can't do that little accent thing -- sorry) shtupped the fat nanny and it was all over the papers. A little revenge is in order.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This is true.
I told him my tits could look like that if only I had married a plastic surgeon like she did.

Yeh, her husband is good at what he does. But she doesn't really even need those fakes. Her ass is flawless, and her face is cute. Tits are like a bonus on a package like that.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, her husband is good at what he does. But she doesn't really even need those fakes. Her ass is flawless, and her face is cute. Tits are like a bonus on a package like that.

OK, so breasts not that important to you . . . huh. Who knew.

Do you like blow jobs?

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that stuff she's sitting on comfortable to sit on? If so, I may have to explore that option at the beach.

That makes me uncomfortable just looking at it (and not in that way -- you pervs). That "Bermuda grass" (or whatever it's called) is bad enough. That looks downright dangerous.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, her husband is good at what he does. But she doesn't really even need those fakes. Her ass is flawless, and her face is cute. Tits are like a bonus on a package like that.

And you think he stopped with his handiwork at her tits, why?

[notcasesensitive]

NFH, I take to heart your stinging criticism, and my only excuse for not posting more gossip here in recent weeks is my love for Vince Vaughn. Although he is cute when he's perplexed, I have to listen to my 12 million dollar man and respect his wishes.