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[i was penske]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, she posts on that housewife blog.

2. Last time his wife visited me, I caught her posting this one:

#168. Much as I love sex with you, it's better with the lights off because ifI'm pretending you're someone else,
I can also pretend I'm looking into his eyes.

Thankfully she agreed to edit it to globally delete Penske and insert generic pronouns-I would hate to cuckold Weed on the internet. This place is his only joy in life.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Fugee
I obviously had the wrong girl friends in my young and clueless days because I know too many women who have gone into or stayed in relationships with men despite the obvious presence of unacceptable qualities.

I heard somewhere that when you have an instant intense attraction to someone (not explainable by hotness), it is because your emotional issues are clicking with that person's issues. Don't know if it is true, but it would explain why so many enablers end up with people who have addictions.

i just cannot remember anyone (after the college years, anyway) honestly thinking she would change her boyfriend. discussions tend more to the "my bf has this undesirable trait -- am i going to be able to live with that or not?" the underlying premise being that the guy is definitely not going to change, so it's a matter of accepting the undesireable trait, or not

it's also possible that i have suffered a blunt trauma to the head and am simply not remembering the "but i'll change him" fantasies of misspent youth

i would go as far as saying that when couples grow apart, it is because the woman has changed, and the man hasn't (as long as we're speaking in absolutes, here)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did he say he was Jewish? Did you assume he was Jewish? Because he called Joanne a mensch?

I <3 you!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by dtb

i would go as far as saying that when couples grow apart, it is because the woman has changed, and the man hasn't (as long as we're speaking in absolutes, here)

Indeed. Sebby excepted, we pretty much continue to like getting blowjobs.

[i was penske]

Originally posted by Fugee
Isn't registering on J-Date a pretty good indication?

Maybe he has a jewess fetish and is faking it to score.

Don't forgot, Hank has convinced half this board that he is 6'8", went to college and showers. In the age of internet, any scam in the pursuit of sex or money is okay.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by i was penske
Maybe he has a jewess fetish and is faking it to score.

See? That's what I was thinking. Just because he's posting there doesn't mean he's Jewish. All it means is that he's looking for Jewish.

[dtb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
See? That's what I was thinking. Just because he's posting there doesn't mean he's Jewish. All it means is that he's looking for Jewish.

i have heard of goyishe women seeking jewish husbands (bc legend has it that jews make the best husbands), though i confess this is the first time i have heard of a goy looking for a tribal female because of her tribal status

live and learn

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
See? That's what I was thinking. Just because he's posting there doesn't mean he's Jewish. All it means is that he's looking for Jewish.

post hoc? Perhaps in the future you should post your supposed insights BEFORE being called out for the hate speech?

[i was penske]

Originally posted by dtb
i have heard of goyishe women seeking jewish husbands (bc legend has it that jews make the best husbands), though i confess this is the first time i have heard of a goy looking for a tribal female because of her tribal status

live and learn

My first crush was at age 3. It was the rabbi's daughter. I even learned hebrew to impress her. Over the years I desparately tried to recreate that relationship in order to fulfill the consummation I couldn't quite pull off at age 3.

And then I met Hank's wife. Oldskooltestamentstyle. Iykwim.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by i was penske
My first crush was at age 3. It was the rabbi's daughter. I even learned hebrew to impress her. Over the years I desparately tried to recreate that relationship in order to fulfill the consummation I couldn't quite pull off at age 3.

And then I met Hank's wife. Oldskooltestamentstyle. Iykwim.

Coltrane. Now do you believe the photo of Penske in a diaper is legit? I wouldn't photoshop something about one of my top 8 friends.

[Fugee]

This is what Penske and PLF will be wearing in Spring 2007:

From the Calvin Klein collection:



The tights come in black and taupe as well if you are interested.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Fugee
This is what Penske and PLF will be wearing in Spring 2007:

From the Calvin Klein collection:



The tights come in black and taupe as well if you are interested.

Shit, I am wearing the bottom one right now.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Adder
Shit, I am wearing the bottom one right now.

With the white patent leather shoes and the white jacket? Grasshopper has come a long way from Lake Wobegon.

But for real style, you have to wear the suit with shorts. Penske already wears a skirt (he calls it a kilt but it aint plaid) so he's my pick for Male GA most likely to wear it.

In the absence of BRC, I will point out that the tights with jacket are rather a throwback to the Regency period, when men's pants were cut quite tightly even before spandex:

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by dtb
i would go as far as saying that when couples grow apart, it is because the woman has changed, and the man hasn't (as long as we're speaking in absolutes, here)

Indeed. I believe the saying goes:

A woman marries a man, hoping he'll change, and he never does. A man marries a woman, hoping she'll never change, and she always does.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by soup sandwich
Indeed. I believe the saying goes:

A woman marries a man, hoping he'll change, and he never does. A man marries a woman, hoping she'll never change, and she always does.

Actually, it's a quote from Albert Einstein (and is usually misquoted, although the gist is the same):

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”