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11-30-2006, 03:29 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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I wonder
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I was kicked out of the Aryan nation for being brunette.
Oh, and for not being 100% Caucasian. They're a little strict on that.
And speaking of brunettes, Cameron Diaz looks less ditzy as a brunette.
Most of the time.
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I can't believe you posted Jude Law and didn't post the story of his new parting of the ways with Sienna Miller.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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11-30-2006, 03:38 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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I wonder
LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) — Sheriff's deputies pulled a naked man from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot long alligator that almost completely severed the man's arm, the sheriff's office said.
It was not clear why Apgar was in the water at such an early hour. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack.
This is the first good anti-crack argument I have heard.
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11-30-2006, 03:40 PM
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#2403
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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I wonder
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I was kicked out of the Aryan nation for being brunette.
Oh, and for not being 100% Caucasian. They're a little strict on that.
And speaking of brunettes, Cameron Diaz looks less ditzy as a brunette.
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She also looks a little like Jack Palance.
Tribute, no doubt (pouring a 40 as I type).
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11-30-2006, 03:43 PM
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#2404
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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I wonder
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There are several natural blondes in Scandinavia too.
We have now proven Sebastian wrong by means of hard evidence.
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Hearsay.
The declarant's available. By cameraphone.
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11-30-2006, 03:45 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Crack is whack
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) — Sheriff's deputies pulled a naked man from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot long alligator that almost completely severed the man's arm, the sheriff's office said.
It was not clear why Apgar was in the water at such an early hour. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack.
This is the first good anti-crack argument I have heard.
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Did you miss Whitney Houston?
Or, how about this?
MOUNT CLEMENS, Mich. - A suburban Detroit woman who admitted injecting heroin into her 12-year-old nephew and giving him and her 15-year-old niece heroin and cocaine was sentenced to eight years in prison.
Vuich was visiting Jan. 24 when she injected her nephew with heroin as he ate dinner. He was treated for a heroin overdose at a nearby hospital. Jan Ruby Catton, 47, Vuich’s mother, was charged with maintaining a drug house and a house of prostitution.
Seems to me that if you're running a drug house, you'd want to keep the drugs for yourself or for profit. But maybe that's just because I'm not high.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 11-30-2006 at 03:50 PM..
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11-30-2006, 03:46 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Shoes
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yay I'm a prostitute!!! All the time!!!!
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Me too.
ETA: upon further review, it appears that I look like a prostitute and am not actually a prostitute. I think that this is further evidence that I should be attending the Lone Star Pornutopia (spree: I'm not clicking the link from work) at some point while it's going on. I already missed the pornstar kareoke at a swingers club last night.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-30-2006 at 03:54 PM..
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11-30-2006, 03:55 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Shoes
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Originally posted by ironweed
Is it true that the phrase "trolling for men" was first coined in the houseboat-brothels of Canada?
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Despite what Spanky says, I have always favored "trolling for trollops."
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Boogers!
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11-30-2006, 03:59 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Shoes
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too.
ETA: upon further review, it appears that I look like a prostitute and am not actually a prostitute. I think that this is further evidence that I should be attending the Lone Star Pornutopia (spree: I'm not clicking the link from work) at some point while it's going on. I already missed the pornstar kareoke at a swingers club last night.
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You could still watch Ron jeremy do stand up tonight:
"Your chance to see all the XXX Stars at various Houston Adult Clubs on both Thursday November 30th and December 1st.On Thursday night, Ricks North located at 410 No.. Sam Houston Parkway, will entertain 10-15 XXX Stars from 9 pm till 11 pm and Covergirls,located at 10310 West Little York will entertain the other Stars and at 11:30 pm the Club Hop Caravan will flip flop with the only change being that the first group at Ricks North will go to Splendor Cabaret, which is at 7440 West Greens Rd while the group at Covergirls heads to Ricks North from 11:30 pm till close. Some of the Stars will dance and entertain while others, like Ron Jeremy, will do Stand Up Comedy.The Club Hop is definite must see event.
Friday nights Club Hop will be similar to Thursday with a change in venues as The Ritz Cabaret will host one group of Stars at 10520 Gulf freeway from 9 pm till 11 pm while the other set heads out to hottyz, located at 9870 Westpark.
Then from 11:30 pm till close the two groups will flipflop to other club."
Hottyz?
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11-30-2006, 03:59 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Shoes
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too.
ETA: upon further review, it appears that I look like a prostitute and am not actually a prostitute. I think that this is further evidence that I should be attending the Lone Star Pornutopia (spree: I'm not clicking the link from work) at some point while it's going on. I already missed the pornstar kareoke at a swingers club last night.
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Wanna come trolling with me and Fringey?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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11-30-2006, 04:00 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Shoes
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh. Can we troll somewhere warmer?
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I want to troll with y'all too. If it wasn't clear, my post about the boots was fah-see-shus. Bonus: I come complete with opium dealing pimp.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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11-30-2006, 04:00 PM
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#2411
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Vickie's
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I was like 19 at the time and these middle aged men used to come in "Hi, I'm buying for my wife she's about your size" and stare at your tits. Oh god. Just thinking about it now I skeeve out. I loved the bath/body products and would slather melon/cucumber moisturizer on my hands.
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Translated: I used to work at VS jerking off middle-aged men (but it was ok b/c I like the melon/cucumber moisturizer and it got me purse money). Now that I'm old, the thought of it is skeevy though. |
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11-30-2006, 04:00 PM
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#2412
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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I wonder
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) — Sheriff's deputies pulled a naked man from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot long alligator that almost completely severed the man's arm, the sheriff's office said.
It was not clear why Apgar was in the water at such an early hour. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack.
This is the first good anti-crack argument I have heard.
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11 Crack Commandments?
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never go swimming high where there's Alli- gay- tors
the crack'll serve you up like it now caters.
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11-30-2006, 04:04 PM
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#2413
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Announcement:
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Waist length. Now it's just above my shoulders when dry and below my shoulders when wet.
Just call me Frieda.
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Pretty. What color?
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11-30-2006, 04:06 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The View
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-30-2006, 04:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I wonder
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There are several natural blondes in Scandinavia too.
We have now proven Sebastian wrong by means of hard evidence.
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My ex-wife is a natural blond. So 100% of my ex-wives are naturally blond.
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