Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Ah, fuck it. I can't keep up enough to scroll then post.

I am having a life crisis but don't want to cut my suavey hair. Can I pull off red?

If anybody can, it's you, baby.

eta: Hat Trick! I miss hockey already. (sniff, sniff)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If the standard for successful is "did the people in the relationship live happily ever after until they died

I think the standard should have something to do with the issue. If you're together for 5 years but you look over at the other person every other day thinking, "You dirty whore. I wonder how many people you fucked on the first date. What the hell was I thinking?" then the answer should change, no?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If you had not thrown in that "together", I would have been totally confused.

Maybe their first actual date was an edate.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"You dirty whore. I wonder how many people you fucked on the first date. What the hell was I thinking?"

TM

You are so romantic....

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

Sex on the first date is a successful relationship.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You are so romantic....

Don't be mad because I'm making you wait. You'll break into the rotation sooner or later.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

This concept is odd to me. What is the rationale behind not having sex on the first date (other than b_n_b's)? That is, if the parties are hot for each other, like each other, and are ready for a successful relationship, how would the first date sex hinder a relationship's development?

I don't think there's a cause-and-effect relationshiop unless the parties involved have virgin/whore complex on one side and some "Rules"-ish jumble of beliefs about love on the other, in which case they shouldn't even be permitted to breed.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't be mad because I'm making you wait. You'll break into the rotation sooner or later.

TM

That's good. Because all I could think about the couch you posted yesterday was that it looked like a great place to fuck.

(And I wasn't being sarcastic, honey... you really are a romantic.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That's good. Because all I could think about the couch you posted yesterday was that it looked like a great place to fuck.

On that pristine white sofa?!! You dirty whore.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sex on the first date is a successful relationship.

I'm not in the habit of giving these out but, here goes:

POTM!

You know where to find me to collect your special prize.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can I pull off red?

Sure, but what if Mister ABBA finds out?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This concept is odd to me. What is the rationale behind not having sex on the first date (other than b_n_b's)? That is, if the parties are hot for each other, like each other, and are ready for a successful relationship, how would the first date sex hinder a relationship's development?

I don't think there's a cause-and-effect relationshiop unless the parties involved have virgin/whore complex on one side and some "Rules"-ish jumble of beliefs about love on the other, in which case they shouldn't even be permitted to breed.

Is it relevant that the guy is a self-proclaimed "progressive" Catholic going through a divorce?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
On that pristine white sofa?!! You dirty whore.

Exactly.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

I'm married to her.

And I've dated three other chicks long term under those circumstances.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That's good. Because all I could think about the couch you posted yesterday was that it looked like a great place to fuck.

Stop talking. Keep bouncing. Lean to your right. SportsCenter is on.