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06-21-2005, 06:14 PM
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#2416
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I am so over Owen Wilson
THis is just weird.
From pagesix.com
. . . WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."
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06-21-2005, 06:16 PM
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#2417
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You are still in the running towards becoming The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster. We have some fabulous prizes. A one year's supply of Trojan's "But I Didn't Catch Your Name" brand condoms, a photo shoot with world famous Playboy photographer Thurgreed Marshall, a glamorous spread in Juggs magazine and a threesome with two other FB Posters - Ms Vain FB and NFH - in the backseat of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. Good luck.
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Three drawbacks -- (1) Ms. Vain FB is sunnybunny (I think) (2) Cayenne is an SUV for chrissakes, it's like you don't even know me!! and (3) those trojans may have spermicide. Maybe that's 2.5 drawbacks.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 06:19 PM
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#2418
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. But to do that, you need about fifteen minutes or so for it to get fully soft.
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What? I always do it right after, when I'm hard. If you just work that vessel, it's easier to push the remaining jizz out when it's hard than when it is flaccid.
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06-21-2005, 06:22 PM
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#2419
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Question, in payback for that disgusting jizz post:
Isnt Spanky our only new poster in the last year? SO arent we looking at the same tits eveyr year, only they are a little older? This sounds more like a study on the effects of aging than anything else.
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Translation: I have saggy tits and although I haven't submitted anything yet, I'm hoping you'll listen to me, even though I know you won't.
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06-21-2005, 06:22 PM
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#2420
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What? I always do it right after, when I'm hard. If you just work that vessel, it's easier to push the remaining jizz out when it's hard than when it is flaccid.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 06:23 PM
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#2421
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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I deleted the TMBDIII thread until we get a little better organized.
In the mean time, hire your photographers, get your locations ready, fluff and tweek.
And forget that I said anything about sunbathing.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 06-21-2005 at 06:30 PM..
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06-21-2005, 06:23 PM
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#2422
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Squeeze the Tube From The Bottom
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What? I always do it right after, when I'm hard. If you just work that vessel, it's easier to push the remaining jizz out when it's hard than when it is flaccid.
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That gets most of it, but sometimes more seeps out a few minutes later.
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Boogers!
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06-21-2005, 06:26 PM
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#2423
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't think I'd like the feeling of papier mache in my pants. You should try socking. It's less distracting.
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Not for the rest of us.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-21-2005, 06:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was on maternity leave when the last breasticle day occured. So I've never seen anyone's TITS! Nor has anyone seen mine...
eta: Oh, wait. Thurgreed has. Kind of.
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I expect more nekkidness this time around.
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06-21-2005, 06:30 PM
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#2425
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I expect more nekkidness this time around.
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Yep. I just sent a cock pic to RT's Lawtalker's account.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 06:32 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yep. I just sent a cock pic to RT's Lawtalker's account.
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That was you? Oh, my....
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-21-2005, 06:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Squeeze the Tube From The Bottom
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Originally posted by LessinSF
That gets most of it, but sometimes more seeps out a few minutes later.
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Its that late drip that confounds me. I try everything to stop it, yet it always finds a way onto the pants.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-21-2005, 06:35 PM
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#2428
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yep. I just sent a cock pic to RT's Lawtalker's account.
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You said you wouldn't send that to anyone. I feel so betrayed.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 06:40 PM
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#2429
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Squeeze the Tube From The Bottom
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its that late drip that confounds me. I try everything to stop it, yet it always finds a way onto the pants.
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And how often do you dry clean again? I'm sorry to report that this entire TMI cum-on-the-pants thread has lowered your hotness in my imaginary FB ranking list by at least 12.5%. Coltrane just passed you. Lucky for him the mental picture of him running along with bandaids on his nips has started to fade. Oops. It is coming back to me now. |
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06-21-2005, 06:41 PM
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#2430
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You said you wouldn't send that to anyone. I feel so betrayed.
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Don't worry about it. It looked fine. I'd recommend another photographer, though, next time. Soft lighting and 3/4 views can make a HUGE difference.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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