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robustpuppy · 07-27-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
That makes me uncomfortable just looking at it (and not in that way -- you pervs). That "Bermuda grass" (or whatever it's called) is bad enough. That looks downright dangerous.

Working to keep your cooch off sharp vegetation forces you to pull in your abs. She looks amazing, but she does not look comfortable. That look on her face screams "I can't wait to get off this and onto a pillowtop mattress with a hot young landscaper."

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-27-2005, 02:02 PM

How can you start your sentence with this:

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I will not respond to anyone who uses "!?!?!." There's no need for that. Its a slippery slope to all caps, and...

and end it with this?:

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just don't go there.

TM

dtb · 07-27-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
NFH, I take to heart your stinging criticism, and my only excuse for not posting more gossip here in recent weeks is my love for Vince Vaughn. Although he is cute when he's perplexed, I have to listen to my 12 million dollar man and respect his wishes.

You are so understanding, pretty lady.

I have always had a soft spot (heh) for Vince Vaughn, but I really, really love Owen Wilson. I don't know why -- a Texas thing maybe? But, presumably his brother is from Texas also, and the brother doesn't really do it for me, so that's not it.

NotFromHere · 07-27-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, her husband is good at what he does. But she doesn't really even need those fakes. Her ass is flawless, and her face is cute. Tits are like a bonus on a package like that.

Is this safe for work?

ABBAKiss · 07-27-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Holy fucking crap! Finch is ginormous. And what's with her huge noggin/forehead?

Is that a real photo? What are their heights? Jennie could eat the other chick!

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-27-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She'd look fuckable smeared with cat shit.

Translation: Call me back, fringey.

TM

dtb · 07-27-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Working to keep your cooch off sharp vegetation forces you to pull in your abs. She looks amazing, but she does not look comfortable. That look on her face screams "I can't wait to get off this and onto a pillowtop mattress with a hot young landscaper."

RP -- don't give away our secrets! Uncomfortable as it may be, when sitting in a bathing suit on sharp vegetation, abs at their best, mantrapping is almost too easy!

[I hope no one else read this -- it was intended ONLY for RP.]

ABBAKiss · 07-27-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sienna Miller seen hitting on Orlando Bloom.

She really must like petite men. Jennie Finch is larger than Orlando Bloom and Jude Law put together.

NotFromHere · 07-27-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
NFH, I take to heart your stinging criticism, and my only excuse for not posting more gossip here in recent weeks is my love for Vince Vaughn. Although he is cute when he's perplexed, I have to listen to my 12 million dollar man and respect his wishes.

It's too bad he doesn't care what you do anymore. He's moved on. To greener pastures.

Of course technically, that is you. But only virtually.

dtb · 07-27-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How can you start your sentence with this:

and end it with this?:

TM

[insert witty remark employing the word "whiff" in supremely wry and ironic FB usage]

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-27-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
[insert witty remark using the word "whiff" in supremely wry and ironic FB usage]

I highly doubt it. And now we need a word for a misread whiff. Anyone? Shall we call it a dtb?

TM

robustpuppy · 07-27-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's too bad he doesn't care what you do anymore. He's moved on. To greener pastures.

Of course technically, that is you. But only virtually.

It must be the hormones making me care about celebrities' love lives, but I hope he's just a rebound. She's too good for him, as are ncs and dtb.

ETA that I really like her watch.

dtb · 07-27-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I highly doubt it. And now we need a word for a misread whiff. Anyone? Shall we call it a dtb?

TM

Awwwww. You are so cute when you're so sure of yourself.

Hmmm. I guess that means you're so cute all the time.

Pretty Little Flower · 07-27-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I highly doubt it. And now we need a word for a misread whiff. Anyone? Shall we call it a dtb?

TM

I call it "giving someone the benefit of the dtb."

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-27-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
And you think he stopped with his handiwork at her tits, why?

You can't creats an ass like that with plastic. Thats genetic. Sure, you can augment/sculp, etc... but Burke's ass cannot be crafted out of a naturally bad ass. If he did anything to it, it was minimal.

Thats why I'm an ass lover. I'm a purist. Not a dirty sanchezing purist like MR... but a purist.