Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
no. it's all in my mind. I sit lonely and alone in my cube, inventing straw scenarios and shit. to amuse myself and my forlorn festive self. no hot paralegals, no attys talk to me, I am not requested and I never get a good review. it's a sad sad world. here, have a straw.

Dude! He said you were at least a 7. Run with it.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. it was humid, and hair gets frizzy. if her hair was in better shape she'd probably look hotter.

I use Fekkai. Ooops. right my hair sucks too. ohhhh the humanity.

and pantene anti frizz serum.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can't kiss a chick I don't respect. Its a wierd thing with me. I could fuck her, but kissing's more personal.

Yeah, it's a habit you share with the other whores.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
spec something with a p?

Spec South Park. SSP.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred


As I have no choice but to submit to this discussion, I had a friend in college who had a theory about Asian women. (I went to a school with a large Asian population.) He thought that all asian women were a 7 (on a scale from 1 to 10). He thought that the average Asian woman was prettier than the average white woman, but that there were hardly any Asian women who rated a 10 in his book.

He was already an idiot with the first claim. If they're all 7s, presumably that's because they all look alike, right? The second assertion makes him a gay (duh).

[Adder]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
If I ran twice a day, plf and the lady near me told me if I kick it up a notch I'll be down to an 8 in no time. more mileage, faster pace, more weights, stricter low carb, no eating at night ever, and just kicking it up to that next level.

We have had this discussion here before, but for what it is worth, running at a faster pace only makes a difference if you run for the same amount of time (and thereby cover more ground).

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's laudable, but its dudes like you who don't beat the piss out of Napoleons, thus destroying those Napoleons' self-confidence and self-image, and consequently spiralling them into a deathdive of drug abuse and suicide, that allows those twits to make life so annoying for the rest of us.

If you're as big as fucking Leinart, you gotta use that shit, man. You look like Michael Clark Duncan to the average 5'6 loudmouth douche. God put you here for a reason and you're fucking it all up...

I have a few opposing counsel who (a) meet this description and (b) deserve to get steel-toed in the head, or otherwise beat down. I think we're too late in life though. You need to get your message out to the overgrown 8th graders out there.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a wierd thing with me. I could fuck her, but kissing's more personal.

Respect is out the window for me, but otherwise, exactly.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
He was already an idiot with the first claim. If they're all 7s, presumably that's because they all look alike, right? The second assertion makes him a gay (duh).

We don't all look alike. You did not just post that. I know in the spirit of what you posted, but I am never mistaken for korean and I'm korean.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Adder
We have had this discussion here before, but for what it is worth, running at a faster pace only makes a difference if you run for the same amount of time (and thereby cover more ground).

I would take being a 10. and then try for 8.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Adder
We have had this discussion here before, but for what it is worth, running at a faster pace only makes a difference if you run for the same amount of time (and thereby cover more ground).

She said more mileage.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, lots of people are alarmed by her, but you had a look of distinct wariness after she, er, enthuisastically emerged from the Pixies crowd.

Is she chubby and not-pretty?

Sorry.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
6'2 and 195 is out of proportion? To me it sounds just right, or if anything, on the skinny side. Uh oh.

Str(still takes comfort in being the size of a prototypical NFL QB -- 6'4"/230)8

I'm a rail, then. Same height as Sebby, but 20 lbs lighter.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
See here's [one place out of several] where you're wrong.

Men don't find a "non unattractive" face attractive.

Men find attractive faces attractive.

If we're judging purely on looks [and we are, and TM was], then ties do not go to the runner.

Ambition, kindness, all those ineffable qualities have nothing to do with whether someone's face is pleasing to the eye. Otherwise, Mother Theresa would be the new face of Lancome.

See, Jack? Ya' just can't help but be drawn in.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Is she chubby and not-pretty?

Sorry.

you are just mean. and don't get rt involved she is nice. I still am baffled about why you pile on. are you gwink and tm's good friend?