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09-19-2003, 02:12 PM
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Did anyone ever tell these guys it's 'six feet under' not 'six inches under' for a reason? Jesus.
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Hey, go dig a six foot hole in New Orleans or near the Everglades. I think that you'd have to go a lot deeper to avoid bad stuff happening in flooding. It's that whole "swampy" thing.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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09-19-2003, 02:12 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
Did anyone ever tell these guys it's 'six feet under' not 'six inches under' for a reason? Jesus.
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They probably do, but running flood water (say, from a river breaking its banks) causes stupid-fast erosion of disturbed soil --- soil that's already been dug once.
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09-19-2003, 02:16 PM
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#24303
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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On November 13, Atticus Grinch was asked ...
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You're giving him props for that? How hard can it be to rotate through Great Anal Retentives of Sitcom History?
Yawn. Wake me when he gets to Joe from "Wings."
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Classic. Swoon. You had me at hello.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-19-2003, 02:17 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, go dig a six foot hole in New Orleans or near the Everglades. I think that you'd have to go a lot deeper to avoid bad stuff happening in flooding. It's that whole "swampy" thing.
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Hmmm. In that case I think I'd go for scattering ashes. I really don't want to wake up one soggy morning and see a loved one floating by.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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09-19-2003, 02:17 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, go dig a six foot hole in New Orleans or near the Everglades. I think that you'd have to go a lot deeper to avoid bad stuff happening in flooding. It's that whole "swampy" thing.
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New Orleans is a special case, because they follow the European riverside city tradition of using above-grade sarcophagi for the reason you mention --- high water table.
I don't know whether the N.O. sarcophagi are subject to long-term leases, as they are in Paris, where the family or some trust is eventually responsible to make arrangements for the ultimate disposition of the skeletonized remains.
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09-19-2003, 02:21 PM
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#24306
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Those are the fuckers that almost ran me off the river this morning!
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I didn't see the umbrellas.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-19-2003, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yeah that was fugly wasn't it? But it still showed his chest to good effect.
I appreciate men. And I find some men quite pleasing to the eye.
I just don't want to fuck them.
Probably much the same way you feel about women.
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Good point. There are some beautiful women and I don't want to have sex with any of them. I think Halle is quite beautiful, as much as I hated her in Monster's Ball. I don't turn away from pictures of her.
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09-19-2003, 02:24 PM
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#24308
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In some parts of the South, when it floods, the two things you worry about most are above-ground propane tanks, and caskets.
Think "buoyancy."
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I'll give you the above-ground tanks, but I worry much more about snakes and floating ant beds than caskets. Caskets don't bite.
R(slight delay)T
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09-19-2003, 02:30 PM
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#24309
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
New Orleans is a special case, because they follow the European riverside city tradition of using above-grade sarcophagi for the reason you mention --- high water table.
I don't know whether the N.O. sarcophagi are subject to long-term leases, as they are in Paris, where the family or some trust is eventually responsible to make arrangements for the ultimate disposition of the skeletonized remains.
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Man, you people can turn a simple snide-ass comment about people frolicking in sewage to a whole 'nother level.
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09-19-2003, 02:33 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I don't know whether the N.O. sarcophagi are subject to long-term leases, as they are in Paris, where the family or some trust is eventually responsible to make arrangements for the ultimate disposition of the skeletonized remains.
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Now I'm getting the urge to go find my old Ray Bradbury books again.
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09-19-2003, 02:33 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
I really don't want to wake up one soggy morning and see a loved one floating by.
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Don't speak too soon. Grandma may come in handy as an escape vehicle.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-19-2003, 02:35 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Personal K
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Man, you people can turn a simple snide-ass comment about people frolicking in sewage to a whole 'nother level.
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Dammit. What the hell? What's the deal with my post numbers?
Did I miss my personal K? I don't think I did. I wasn't that close.
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09-19-2003, 02:36 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I ordered an "I Love Atticus Grinch" t-shirt from Urban Outfitters today
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You're giving him props for that? How hard can it be to rotate through Great Anal Retentives of Sitcom History?
Yawn. Wake me when he gets to Joe from "Wings."
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Shoot -- now I can't use that one. Ah well. At least there's still Carlton from "The Fresh Prince."
And, for the record, it wasn't just a mere Atticus-as-Felix post. As you noted, that would rate a resounding "duh." Rather, the post was inspired by the Muse whispering "Sebby-as-Oscar" into my ear.
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09-19-2003, 02:36 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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nfh personal k
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bless your heart.
And woman, for someone who claims to have no interest in men, you sure have good taste in photos.
Well, except for that flowery speedo thingy.
Do you think he got a brazilian for that shot?
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Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-19-2003, 02:37 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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nfh personal k
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
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OK, if that's the one, I can live with my personal K being a repost of a hot pic of Shemar Moore.
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