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11-21-2003, 04:37 PM
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#2431
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Talented Mister PLF-y.
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Originally posted by Snidely Condescending
Nice. Steal my schtick; get my hate fuck. Bastard.
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I feel ya, brother. |
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11-21-2003, 04:39 PM
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#2432
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
got big tits?
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Long, too.
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11-21-2003, 04:47 PM
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#2433
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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The Talented Mister PLF-y.
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Originally posted by Snidely Condescending
Nice. Steal my schtick; get my hate fuck. Bastard.
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Hey Snidely. How's the peeping? C'mon Snidely. I know you were looking. Snidely, Snidely, Snidely.
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11-21-2003, 04:48 PM
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#2434
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok - let's just say there is an asshole partner that I truly despise from the bottom of my cold icewine-drenched heart and yet sometimes* in the conference room I picture him naked and fucking me. Is that (a) a hate fuck fantasy, (b) me being masochistic, (c) one of those thin line between hate and attraction things or (d) some or all of the above?
*meaning, in these circumstances, every second we're in the room together.
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It could be one or all of these things. Please describe your fantasy in a little more detail. To receive an accurate response. Scientifically speaking.
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11-21-2003, 04:48 PM
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#2435
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The Talented Mister PLF-y.
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Originally posted by Snidely Condescending
Nice. Steal my schtick; get my hate fuck. Bastard.
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Nice hat, asshole. I mean ironweed. |
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11-21-2003, 04:50 PM
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#2436
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok - let's just say there is an asshole partner that I truly despise from the bottom of my cold icewine-drenched heart and yet sometimes* in the conference room I picture him naked and fucking me. Is that (a) a hate fuck fantasy, (b) me being masochistic, (c) one of those thin line between hate and attraction things or (d) some or all of the above?
*meaning, in these circumstances, every second we're in the room together.
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Sounds like it could be all of the above -- although (b) only applies if you aren't on top, and he seems to be enjoying it more than you.
Apropos of nothing, a little hockey haiku in honor of the Rangers/Avalanche game last night.
Who will play in net?
Guy from Hartford was Not Bad,
but he's Not Richter.
and
Legends game outside?
Will Sather let his star play?
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11-21-2003, 04:50 PM
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#2437
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok - let's just say there is an asshole partner that I truly despise from the bottom of my cold icewine-drenched heart and yet sometimes* in the conference room I picture him naked and fucking me. Is that (a) a hate fuck fantasy, (b) me being masochistic, (c) one of those thin line between hate and attraction things or (d) some or all of the above?
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or (e) he is a really controlled and controlling asshole and you want to put him somewhere where he is less in control.
I worked for a supervisor, who'd make me sit next to him while he criticized my work like the stiff shit he was. I kept getting this urge to grab his head and plant a big wet kiss full on him. I knew this would completely rattle him, and destroy his control.
Maybe you see your guy as being too controlled for just a kiss to break his control. |
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11-21-2003, 04:55 PM
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#2438
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
or (e) he is a really controlled and controlling asshole and you want to put him somewhere where he is less in control.
I worked for a supervisor, who'd make me sit next to him while he criticized my work like the stiff shit he was. I kept getting this urge to grab his head and plant a big wet kiss full on him. I knew this would completely rattle him, and destroy his control.
Maybe you see your guy as being too controlled for just a kiss to break his control.
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Um, okay, I guess I see the logic in that. You know what would really rattle him though--yup, a hummer. That would really destroy his control.
Edited to add: yada yada NTTAWWT
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11-21-2003, 05:02 PM
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#2439
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Um, okay, I guess I see the logic in that. You know what would really rattle him though--yup, a hummer. That would really destroy his control.
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I imagined my guy couldn't get it up as part of my hate campaign for him, so that didn't factor into my fantasy. |
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11-21-2003, 05:06 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
Here's what I really want to do:
[list=1][*]Have several more threesomes; [*]retire;[*]get a peek under Jennifer Connelly's skirt;[*]retire;[*]go to Graceland. [/list=1]
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11-21-2003, 05:07 PM
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#2441
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I imagined my guy couldn't get it up as part of my hate campaign for him, so that didn't factor into my fantasy.
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Did you notice any stirrings when your nose was nestled between his sweaty cheeks?
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11-21-2003, 05:15 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Here's what I really want to do:
[list=1][*]Have several more threesomes; [*]retire;[*]get a peek under Jennifer Connelly's skirt;[*]retire;[*]go to Graceland. [/list=1]
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I've done one of those, and it was fun.
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11-21-2003, 05:17 PM
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#2443
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Here's what I really want to do:
[list=1][*]Have several more threesomes; [*]retire;[*]get a peek under Jennifer Connelly's skirt;[*]retire;[*]go to Graceland. [/list=1]
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Man, take me with you to Graceland.
BR(had an argument with my mother over whether I would take a picture of Elvis painted on black velvet to college)C
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11-21-2003, 05:18 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
BR(had an argument with my mother over whether I would take a
picture of Elvis painted on black velvet to college)C
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If you take it, what is she supposed to hang over the couch? |
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11-21-2003, 05:19 PM
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#2445
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,099
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I've done one of those, and it was fun.
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